Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1683: Big Fluffy Tails Edition

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>How do you deal with those insistent, irritating background characters that just won't take a hint?
I set up re-educational camps in every Jump were people may or may not get out in ten years

I just use a clone, fake my dead or just vanish without an explanation.

Is there any point to getting a Manse in Lunars? How useful are they? Can i get a hearthstone elsewhere?

how can i become a higher dimensional being.
I'm sick of being a puny 4 dimensional guy

If the mafia was funding Jumpchain we, the Jump Makers, would be getting paid better. Or at all.

So, minor update, we landed in Shadowrun this time around. In Wales. In Llandovery, Wales. If you know anything at all about that place you'd realize just what kind of crap we landed in the middle of. Add on top of that the fact that Katia and myself are chromed out enough to make our magic far less effective than it should be. But that's beside the point. The question was about irritating background characters.

Rhonabwy had this dwarf that manages equipment for all his assets (a.k.a. people under his thumb like me). Felix "Fix-It" Troeger. Fucking Felix is a better name for him. But I have to be polite. Rhonabwy loves the little sneak for some reason and doesn't even seem to mind that he skims 5% off the top.

Anyways, Felix, in addition to acting like he owns the world because he's a favored pet of a dragon, has a thin, needling, whiny voice that he believes is the essence of seduction. I can't even count the number of times he's hit on Katia. He tried it on Sally before he realized she enjoys breaking fingers with her new cybernetic muscles. Felix was smart enough to take that one on the chin, but he won't take a second.

And this is the guy we have to see /anytime/ we need a new gun or my cyberdeck gets smashed or I need a box of Drone parts. Believe me, I tried finding other people to buy from. But Rhonabwy doesn't exactly hand out substantial paychecks to his assets (or at least he doesn't to me) and people I deal with who aren't Fucking Felix tend to disappear. Which causes a whole host of OTHER problems.

So how do I deal with him? I bring him porn. No word of a lie, it's the only way to keep his hands of Katia and business transactions short. He's so eager to see what new filth I brought him that he'll hand over what I need quickly and all but shove us out the door.

Git gud

Aside from the powers of the manse itself a heartstone also often has powers related to that in addition to allowing you to regain essence faster.

They're also often used to power more advanced magitech, like power armor or vehicles.

And no, as far as i know the only way to get a heartstone is to be attuned to its manse.

if i take the dream demon option in gravity falls i will become basically as powerful as Bill Cypher in the mindscape, right? (That doesn't mean i can do anything with that power in the real world)
Could i hold my own against Dream of the Endless that way if the fight takes place in his realm?

i work on gitting gud with loads of magic/technology/spiritual stuff so i can ascend into something higher. I just wanted to hear some other options

Probably not.

Lies and blasphemy and more lies. She's not even best carrier

If you can travel between timelines, which isn't all that hard to find in the chain, you're already a 5th dimensional being.

Well you could be an energy being and multiple types of god. Theoretically you could get there via xianxia cultivation eventally.

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YOU FUCKED UP. YOU FUCKED UP.

Remember he got beat by mabel in the dreamscape.

Does anyone have a list of crafting perks? I want to make the best items that others could never dream of having.

Only crafting perks, or any perk that can aid in crafting?
Because Enchantment perks aren't crafting perks, but can totally make the stuff you craft better.

I am fine with anything that involves making crafting better.

I doubt it. There are tons of crafting perks. Hundreds probably.

But for your goal of making the best stuff ever i'd suggest looking at Exalted Solars.

Well first off the top of my head.

Maker in darksiders
Smith perks in demons of astlan.
Forge god stuff in marvel magic
Be a making theme kami in kamigawa
Percy jackson child of haphaestus
Be a forge god in sulernatural
Bayonetta has some nice crafting stuff
As does god of war.

hmm...that's true

yeah, that would be to easy. I guess i have to be sneaky and steal Dreams dreamstone first. I need control of all of DCs dream for an amount of time.... for reasons...

What haplens to a makers soul when they die in darksiders?

They usually wait for another maker to turn them into a construct iirc. They really love that making stuff.

Ugh...

Can you give me some of that porn?

>via xianxia cultivation

what's that? I'm aware that there's a generic xianxia jump, but i haven't been there

No Simsense chips for you. This is a blue board.

No, you can't get a hearthstone anywhere else, unless you have a Manse some other way. Manses produce hearthstones, that's how it works. As for the point, you get a mystic fortress (all Manses are inherently supernaturally durable, though some are more durable than others and it's possible to make a Manse more fragile than normal in order to make it better at channeling Essence) that's been consecrated and enchanted to perform useful tasks for you and grants you a nifty magic token that improves Essence recovery and has its own powers. That's not bad.

Ugh. If there's anything worse than an SBer, it's a Discordite.

Why don't people build 'fragile' manses then build a mundane super fortress around them?

We've got some specific xianxia settings, too. How cultivation works varies from setting to setting, but it typically involves meditation, training, taking drugs made from rare plants and animals, some mystical soul-refining rituals, and possibly consuming the souls of others. Inevitably, a cultivator will eventually ascend to a higher plane of existence. Sometimes that's the end-state of cultivation, but in a lot of stories that's actually mid-tier and the highest ranking cultivators are some sort of ridiculous double-plus omega ultragods.

That would effect the manse. Manses are all Geomancy/Feng Shui.

Thats the one, go there and just write up your cultivation gradually makes you 5th dimensional or something. Xianxia cultivation usually works in stages though so it would be a long ass time to get to there, luckiky in that jump you have a long ass time.

It messes with the feng shui. Manses are just super-feng shui, you don't want to disrupt the Essence flow around them. That's actually one of the ways to deal with a Manse that has the "Invulnerable" power, fuck up the landscape around it until the power flow is shut off.

Why not simply fuck the Geomancy until it bends how you please?

>Is there any point to getting a Manse in Lunars?
A magic house that has all sorts of cool features like running water, indoor plumbing, and possibly even air conditioning. (these are all rare outside of a manse, Lookshy, or the Dynastic Capital).

They also tend to have great features such as being a fortress, coming with an entire city, or even both such as one of the ones you can buy in Lunars. Having their hearthstone with you gives you faster essence regen as well, the hearthstone is also often a decent magic item on its own even outside of the essence regen.

Only Amilion can do that. And she's married to a Solar.

POKEMON ULTRA SUN AND ULTRA MOON, BITCHES.

Why not be the Solar Amallion is married to?

It might be good like HGSS, or it might be bad like ORAS. It's too soon to tell, we don't know enough about what's being added yet.

thanks

because we have no idea what Moons' Caste was.

You could be his reincarnation, in which case she'll definitely have an Intimacy towards you, but we have no idea what that Solar was like.

He's dead. She's pretty faithful, despite being a Third Circle.

Eh, ORAS was okay.

Because that would probably take a high level Twilight Caste Solar going all in on constructing it.

Nothing stopping you from deciding in your story, user. 2e is over, you don't have to worry about canon contradicting you.

It also says she's interested in meeting his reincarnation, so.

What do you mean? Like, control the flow of geomantic energy to the Manse to take it over? Well, you actually can do that, there are charms and spells that will do it. Or do you mean make a "Manse" entirely out of warped geomantic energy, with no physical substrate? Again, that is something you can do, there are charms for it. Though without physical feng shui to guide the Essence into the patterns you want you're going to need to fuel it yourself by committing your own Essence. Or do you mean just will a Manse into being by reshaping the world around you? Because again, there are actually charms and spells for that already.

Guys.

Quick question.

How much could Cell derive from a person if he ate one of their legs.
Not drinking them entirely. Just, like, ate a limb.

Not a lot, he does it to Piccolo and doesn't experience a significant increase in power.

Oh.

Phew.
I was worried I accidentally fucked up everything.

What did you do.
Did cell eat one of your legs.

Krillin missed with the Destructo-Disk. Took it off at the knee.

We needed to get the fuck off the island. Fast.

What do Jumper legs taste like?

If you're dealing with Semi-Perfect Cell, he considers eating non-androids beneath him now.

Well, my question is how fucky are your genetics.

Because I think Cell actually could derive something from your genes.

FreyrAnon, why won't she eat the dragon tail?

When cell eats non-androids, he mainly just absorbs their ki/life energy, not their genes.

Chicken.
But also NotChicken

Well I was a Friezer, so probably like lizard.

Well that's good to hear.

... I don't suppose there's anything in Dragon Ball to regenerate lost limbs for non-Namekians?

So someone mentioned daughteruing Jack the Ripper by going back in time and taking her with you before she becomes a heroic spirit, but wouldn't she or a version of her still be a heroic spirit because of the way the throne of heroes works?

Pork

>Not freebasing Namekian powder and injection Namekian blood into your balls

I dunno why they don't just take the heroic spirit version and make her happy.

Hey, question for the thread here.

I believe that technically any number of technology and engineering perks would let you jury-rig and salvage machines to make stuff but is there actually any straight up Scrap Tech or Trash Tech perks out there?

All I can think of is 2x4 Technology from Kids Next Door and literally the Jury-Rigging perk from Fallout.

Yeah, now if Buu had eaten it, that might be a different story.

The thing about Fate Jack The Ripper is that no one knows if that's really her or not. I could be wrong but I don't think she's actually jack the ripper who killed people.

Pretty sure that only works like that for Counter Guardians?

You know this is one of the few times I feel the fate servant could reasonably be genderflipped. We dont really know what jack was, and his apparent hatred of prostitutes could be because of a warped sense of them lowering her worth.

Or shes just a nutter.

Is there any way to make a perpetual motion machine capable of generating and supplying mana to an entire world indefinitely?

I think that borderlands has something like how the bandits make guns out of literally nailguns and scopes.

`Sure, that's easy.

Easily, one user on here did basically just that by mixing perks for turning magic into tech, using the spell to turn gold into mana, then building supreme commander factories with chutes over it iirc.

Though I think he also made it so the thing stored the mana for his use in crystals, Im not sure.

If my Second and Third Circle demons are receiving worship, is there any way to tap into and benefit from that?

just become smart enough so that you can built advanced stuff out of everything
rick and morty genius
he build his spaceship out of normal trash from the garage (just look at it) and it has advanced AI, limitless energy via microverse battery, flyes vastly FTL and has a lot of weird abilities

Factorio has something for that. Should be called something like "Bamboo Technology".

We're told that loli jack gutted women and tried to live inside them out of some fucked up abandonment issues over never having a mother, so.

Buu would definitely absorb your powers, and you'd be proper fucked.

You cant "Her true nature is that of a collection of wraiths born from the aborted children of prostitutes in Whitechapel" from the wiki

>Mushoku Tensei
Got stuck in the magic continent as a talented mage who got shipwrecked and drifted to Rikaris. Went through anxiety attacks between convincing Dead End to let me join them, and not disrupting canon too much along with early battles between Earth and new life memories. Getting used to a lack of modern conveniences since I couldn't use the warehouse on the two year trip without being outed about it, and almost forgot it existed as a result. Plus I had troubles dealing with the blatant non-humans. Real life and a manga are two different things, not offing what twitch instinct tells you is a monster and trying to converse with them and treat them as regular people as a big hurdle. Trying to learn to sword the hard way only really worked well for water god style, utterly bombed sword god style. Too much hesitation and thought.

>Weakness of Beatrice
Everyone hated me, I had a fear of being seen, and notable figures wanted me dead. Plus I was a crafter spec in a world above my pay grade or one with more advanced technology. I was as educated as a brick, comparatively. Day one I dismantled everything of value too heavy to lift before chucking it in the warehouse, along with everything else. Sold off all my liquid assets to turn into buying up text books, tech books, and do it yourself guides, and ran to the hills where I just camped out and decompressed. Lost my voice briefly. Fought guilt and anxiety over letting the fairy genocide happen and stuck my nose into it, relying on OCP magic/magic items to bring down the break news thousand dragon. Dealt with embarrassing agony as that and other actions became global memes. Then basically ran around avoiding level cappers and The Sage, because while the public accepted me the others did not.

>Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
No suffering. Basically just coasted and relaxed without any real problems to speak of. Worked through issues in previous jumps left me with confidence and a sense of self.

So, the user that asked about Sailor Mau and Sailor Corvus!

Again, these are just suggestions. If you think you have a better idea, use it.

>Sailor Mau
First off you'd have the ability to shift between being a human or a cat. I think that Luna and Artemis just choose to stay in their cat forms in the manga, in the manga at least. (In the anime it's different and Luna not being a human is a plot point in an anime movie). You'd probably look super cute with a kitty-like outfit, actually. Your form would look like a housecat, with some markings on it.

Your weapon would be a pair of gloves with huge sparkling claws. These claws conduct your energy.

Your standard attack would be GLEAMING SWIPE where you would swing with your claws and huge waves of energy would become unleashed from the claws! Doesn't seem very dramatic but I'm pretty sure it might come with special effects. You don't get an element but you can talk to other cats.

Your finishing move would be where you run at the target and leap on them, and you summon a bunch of other supernaturally powerful cats (This is Sailor Moon, remember) to rip and tear into the victim.

Sailor Corvus write-up will be in the next post.

Fuckin' hell. We need to get her a goddamn therapist.

Or a Tauntaun.

HA!

what's the best "plot armor" perk you know?

Hey Nikamoth, there's increasing evidence that there's another planet-sized object in the Oort Cloud, which evidence mounting every year as people try and pinpoint its location.

When we finally detect it, I'm gonna ask you what a Sailor Scout will get from it.

The one in railgun, gives you literally plot armor.

Oh, thank you! That works very well! Not quite trash you know but definately helps bridge some gaps.

Well the idea was to be looking for useful perks. I don't want to take just one perk and handwave everything.

Oooh, well its mostly focused on weapon and shielding tech but that can always be used in creative ways.

She's the spirit of aborted babys then given the identity of jack the ripper and no trousers... so yes needs therapist