Reverse Party

What is the Bizarro version of your party. People who are the opposite of your party or character, good at what they are bad at, bad at what they are good at, possibly opposite gender

What would they do if they met your current party?

>an imperialistic sword fighter who's fluent in orcish
>a great strategist who's a terrible fighter and battlefield commander
>an extremely compassionate healer
>a decadent smooth-talker with no sense of direction

Four very active and quick-thinking adventurers with personal agency in the plot, and two uncaring idiots they are dragging with them.

My bizzaro group stays focused when playing.

Literally what the Drow were created for.

>a reasonable, thoughtful and pragmatic wizard
>a lawful good cleric who is all smiles and sweetnesss
>a gunslinger who wants to make the world a better place

Dammit, I want this to be my actual group

Makes your party look pretty evil, or at least with murderhobo tendencies.
Oh... Wait...

We started off mostly good, then as people died and rerolled or we got new players, less and less people were playing good characters

Then we realised two weeks ago the party is majority evil and swapped sides

>a cheerful but highly inaccurate sharpshooter
>a well-spoken and finely dressed man who doesn't want any trouble
>a naked guy who wants you to notice him

Was it a fun turn at least ?

>actually competent at their jobs.

>a naked guy who wants you to notice him
What? I need more than this. Is it a rogue?

> An overly optimistic magic wielder of epic proportions. He does his best to make friends and is generally a social creature.
> A fucking retard who doesn't give a shit about the world but can wield a blade like no one's business. Huge fear of blood though, thus making him a pacifist.
> A genuinely interesting character who does something beyond follow the plot blindly.

I think my biggest problem with this would be that I either get one high quality players, but two some-what shitty players, or two somewhat good players, and one absolute shit player.

An odd one, really. The GM isn't really sure what to do now.

tl;dr
>NPC gets kidnapped, left in dangerous situation
>In come the heroes
>Nobody is willing to risk themselves in the death dungeon to save the NPC
>"Do any of us actually like this guy?"
>'King will be pissed'
>"What's he going to do, send his other group of non-existent legendary heroes to stop us?"
>'Point'

So we left, GM tried to keep us on course and we get ambushed by one of the evil subbosses (Railroady, but he was somewhat panicking)

>Dark McDeath Knight starts his spiel about HOW YOU WILL NOT PREVENT THE RISE OF THE DARK LORD, YOU SHOULD JOIN US NOW AND LAY DOWN YOUR LIVES FOR HIS CAUSE
>"Well, these guys seem a lot more competent than the King has been so far."
>'Plus, we've lost four people on this fucking quest for him with nary a word of thanks or proper reward'
>"Sure, we'll join."

And that's sort of where we left it

>I need more than this.
A naked guy who gives out gifts while looking the receivers straight in the eye
So yes, basically a rogue

>Feeble and good looking sniper who believes all problems can be solved with dyplomacy. She's part of a small noble house, and good with tech, but don't like her hands to get dirty. Afraid of marriage and kids.

>Hulky scholar with great memory, concentration and attention to details. Never gets into bad or stupid situations, sucks at anything social or combat related, but manages to survive through luck. He's ill, ugly and cranky loner, so few people can tolerate him.

>Tall and lean farm girl, easy going, slutty and stupid as a brick. Helps people for altruistic reasons. Ofthen spends her time wandering around, dreaming or meeting new people. Extremely good at running, bad with everything money related.

>Anorexic bitchy chick who tries to fight, but can't fight well. Likes to bully people for the sake of it, generate troubles and make things "funnier". Thinks planning is boring and not needed, and any sacrifice is good enough if it helps.

>Creative and nice dude with ruined self esteem. He's quite bad at social skills, and can't lie properly. Clumsy, unobservant and slow. Don't like to talk about his hometown, family and life. He's barely talk, but when he do, he's worth listening.

>unhinged but considerate former prisoner in an on again/off again thing with some sort of celestial or angel
>The straightest-edge man ever with perfect recall
>A goliath with a creative streak that loves the city
>A meek, reverse trap pauper with fire powers
>a loud, dagger-happy strongman who constantly second-guesses himself
>a secretive dude with a prosthetic left arm and right leg

>A well mannered tremere netrunner
>A loving down on his luck brujah fixer
>A nihilistic and possibly cyberpsycho brujah boosterganger

>A cheerful mage who gets gifts from Divine beings
>A straight faced elf warrior with the power to warp objects to him
>A raving technophobic lunatic who beats people with rocks

>Orcish LN Paladin
>Orcish NE Warlock
>Dark Elf LN Barbarian
>(What the fuck is an anti dwarf?) LN wizard
if they met us, war would break loose
Yes, I even went as far as reversing race and class, for example, Cleric-Warlock

The reverse of my party would be people who come to sessions on time

5 competent, well-rounded, reasonable people

A table with people around it

>a humble bard
>a not rascist halfling rogue
>another rogue halfling, this one has personality and isn't a powergamer
>a selfish human warrior
>an athiest cleric
>a tiefling ranger and halfing warrior with a healthy romantic relationship

Male Half Giant Barbarian. Likes to charge into the fray without thinking, and only likes beating people up at close range with his fists. Has no real goal at the moment.

Female Wizard. A diplomat that always keeps away from the frontlines. Solves everything with words. For some reason, wants to keep a random innocent family as slaves.

Female Warlock. Complete fedora, hates a specific god. A tactical mastermind with many uses in the battlefield. Wants to keep the McGuffin from saving a village.

Female Fighter, very cautious and afraid. Bad at both melee and ranged. Doesn't care for gold, just wanted to live a quiet life as a peasant. Not exactly sure what she's doing here.

Can you guess how the original characters were, Veeky Forums?

murderhobos turn into.....Peaceful Land Owners?

>An Uncultured Anarchistic Brute Barbarian, that looks older than she is, absolute shameless and vile, who prefers unelegant weapons and uses just her strength instead of skill, but is highly competend, and a born leader. Also she is into beeing the dom.
>A kind, humble and warmharted female dwarfen bard, who puts great value in modesty
>A Old Friendly Unedgy Highly Educated NOT Russian Sholar, who would never sneak, is allways nice and is the voice of reason in the party
>A Loving and Caring Elven Priest, that values private property, is a philatroph, pius and gets the party allways out of problems with the law.

>A 'totally not a just human' half-elf druid who comes from a family hell-bent on building an empire out of an undead army
>A religious Kobold who steals a scroll teaching the ways of the warrior monk and keeps it too himself so he can run away and do good in the world on his own
>An Aasimar sorcerer who comes from the slums and always thinks through what he's about to do
>A Goliath who specializes in building and recently started worshiping the goddess of good fortune

>A brutish, heartless demon mage who has made several hundred contracts with people but only one person has made a contract with him
>A female merchant basically trying to spread the word of christ and free people from slavery
>A horrifyingly authoritarian fisherman with a penchant for being a busybody and a know-it-all
>An eloquent speaker who can control doves

>Tiny horse girl who moves the plot forwards and stomps every encounter
>Massive bird man who would play 4D chess with God if that wasn't below his skill level (The bird, not God)
>A sociable rogue who hates animals
>A retarded monk who tries to brute force through every conceivable problem
>A choir singing Satyr who loves children and never drinks

>A young industrialist who pretty much disregards the environment and hates "the injuns"
>A Dutch librarian who prefers the old fashioned ways over newfangled technology and has the stealth capabilities of a particularly large ox
>A crime fighting hard-ass who can tactfully get out of a situation with his words rather than his gun
>Two vegetarian brothers that avoid each other like the plague

>A former Word Bear turned Black Templar Knight who refuses to talk with others.
>A power hungry Imperial Fist who is incredibly charismatic.
>A Sound Worshiping Noise Marine
>A combat obsessed Khorne Berzerker

what's the opposite of a satyr?

two dimwitted but inhumanly strong and fast (think a 22 in str and dex) orc barbarians

one above averaqe paladin

they'd get fucked cuz we have two wizards lol

>A bard who never tries to talk to anyone, but is very good at it
>A rogue who takes the most direct approach to any problem. Always uses his sword and certainly never attempts WWE-style wrestling moves while in combat.
>A cleric of darkness cursed with blindness by his patron deity. Notorious for always rolling incredibly poorly.
>A virtuous wizard who began in poverty, rose to aristocracy, and now tries to earn his way back to poverty.
>A wizard who dabbles in swordplay. Has excellent interpersonal skills and is known for making rational, selfless decisions.
They would probably dismiss my party as a bunch of misfit hooligans. And they wouldn't be wrong.

>An Aasimar that isn't actively trying to kill us and everyone in the vicinity
>A pirate gunslinger that is willing to share her treasure.
>A Rogue that actually shows up to the majority of the sessions.
>An intelligent, bookish Half-Orc who isn;t trying to seduce a halfling.
>A Slyph that has a memorable personality
>A Tiefling that is trying to corrupt the party rather than being the moral compass.

Our Tiefling would be trying to switch out the Aasimars and Rogues.

>a soft-spoken but thoroughly evil wizard possessed of a bizarrely acute conscience and an abundance of humility, feared by angels
>his wife, an ambitious, foul-mouthed and somewhat slutty cleric
>a stern and thoughtless blackguard aiming to overthrow his father, the kindly king of his country, and be first among all his half-brothers and sisters, who all like each other except for him
>a humble and gentlemanly Summoner who is ludicrously generous with his money and extremely chaste
>a law-abiding dark elf thief

There are a bunch of other characters, but I'd consider this to be the "core" party, at least in terms of "people who'd be interesting to have as evil dupes." The mage and the cleric are basically Raistlin and Crysania normally but Raistlin isn't a complete asshole, just mostly an asshole; it'd be interesting to see them flipped and see an evil Crysania and a Raistlin who was thoroughly villainous but polite and soft-spoken and nice. The paladin is one of, if not the, finest paladin player I've ever had the pleasure of playing with, so seeing him play a blackguard would undoubtedly be a delight. The Summoner is a super cool dude who plays Basically Crazy Hassan But Played Straight, a merchant from Al-Qadim with a genie eidolon, and he's baller. The Rogue is a long story, but he's CG Drizzt rebelling against LG Drow because they're all stuffy and boring, and it'd be at least moderately amusing to see him become a similarly soft-spoken but thoroughly evil guy just like Raistlin.

>fully cyberized (save his legs and internal organs) weeaboo wielding a fukchueg spear
>complete dumbass who still manages to handle himself perfectly in any social situation
>whatever the opposite of a cyberbear is
>cowardly wrestler who puts a shirt on anytime things get exciting and refuses to talk in third person
Girl versions would have been better

>Kinzie: extremely ditzy theorethical physicist with a fake stand
>Eddie Hale: goofy gumshoe-style detective who has to be phhysically restrained to prevent her from sacrificing herself to help everyone else get out of dodge.
>Tanja Ã…lfrau: overly dainty preppie type with enough smarts for politics and enough beauty to look attractive even after getting dragged across the arizona desert on the back of a speeding jeep, face down. Assuming he survives.
>Jowy Joule: doofy comic relief type who ends up the party hero more often than not.
>Bailey Belmondo: literally Julius Belmont as the reincarnation of Dracula.
>Cecile Armstrong: Violent, faux-nihilistic perv with a GTS domination fetish. And a giant vaquely feminine mecha to play it out with.
>Jojo Jolly: The Ace who hates video games and coffee. Super srs.
>Jonna Joukahainen: Skittish, vaguely more "pure" than the original sports fanatic who'd power through all the files on the game connected to her stand to upgrade it to the max and then just keep the stand at a comfortable, Caine-tier level of you disintegrate. And then run away from all fights ever anyway.

Bizarro-Eddie would get recruited to the party.
The Kinzies would figure out how to get real stands or just upgrade the original fake one.
Bizarro-Tanja would get relentlessly bullied by regular Tanja for being dainty.
Jowy would ask Bizarro-Jowy how to make the most of his stand.
Bizarro-Bailey would end up either killed or sexually enslaved by Bailey.
Bizarro Cecile would get into a huge fight with regular Cecile, resulting in Cecile breaking his promise (don't beat women) and beating Bizarro-Cecile to the ground.
Bizarro-Jojo would get ignored, even by Jojo.
Bizarro-Jonna would end up being encouraged to be less cowardly by regular Jonna. With a cage match.

>a Dwarf cleric who works with his team to greater benefit, healing and blessing them.
>a Human slayer who contributes constantly to combat, knows the rules, and doesn't play with his phone.
>a Human magus who is actually a good person and doesn't make deal with devils, but doesn't abuse shocking hand.
>a Ratfolk rogue who is actually competent and doesn't annoy his party.
>a Human brawler capitalist who opposes those damn commies and praises technology.
All in all they're much better than our party, would join them instead.

>>whatever the opposite of a cyberbear is
biotwink?