This is Niv-Mizzet, leader of the best guild in all of Ravnica

This is Niv-Mizzet, leader of the best guild in all of Ravnica

Say something nice about him

Nice wings

Wheres Jace?

You command a guild of 100% faggots. What say you?

I'm sad his subordinates fucked his plan to be the most powerful being on the plane.

>leader of the best guild in all of Ravnica
Last I heard he leads the Izzet Dorks, not the Boros Bros.

I like how his purple dick is a couple size categories smaller than would normally be expected for a dragon his size.

They are only 96.4583334% faggots, trust me I checked.

I like how the Firemind possessed me without blowing my head up.

It's the blue mana
makes your dick small

I like his Curiosity.

He'll probably taste like chicken after we crush and eat him.

Gruul fags go home... oh wait, you have no home because youre forgotten rejects. Sorry

He looks fuckin' awesome.

He definitely has some of the cleverest flavor text in the game.

Why is Izzet so fucking boring?
>draw
>deals damage
>-X/-0
>shit counterspells
Can't RU be a bit more interesting?

I don't understand, that isn't Rakdos.
Where is my bonus demon daddy, OP?

U/R "Combo" decks are the most boring shit. Especially in EDH because all paths lead to lab maniac > game.

Is this assuming traps are gay or not?

I like his head frill things. They're visually appealing to me on dragons.

He makes my dick hard

>draw into damage
>damage into draw
If you can get a good tempo going you'll be having fun in no time

good luck getting a spark, shitwings

you're just a big dragon in a small pond

And his Keen Sense.

cuck

Why have I seen several commander decks with you, but each one is played by an overweight asshole with a fedora?


And when did you take over the Golgari?

Traps exist in a quantum gay/not gay state until you check them.

>best guild in all of Ravnica

Izzet is the *holds up spork* of guilds.

>this idiot doesn't want to SCIENCE for better efficiency in enforcing JUSTICE

Stay fucking pleb while I go out with your qt angel waifu.

Who fucking wants a spark in nuMagic? It's a shit deal. Enslaving a planeswalker is almost strictly better.

I hope Niv Mizzet enjoys getting cucked by Bolas then because Ral's ass belongs to him now.

I'm not up on my lore, but I didn't know Niv took over the Golgari. Nice job drago!

what happened

He would make fine scale armor.

>an izzet being able to have a conversation with an angel, let alone take her out for a date, without spilling his spaghetti everywhere
This isn't one of your animes, nerd

Not necessarily. Got a Niv in my meta and that guy wins with Mind Over Matter shenanigans. Fuck that card, by the way. Always makes me go GG Niv.

>liking the shit farmers

>This is Niv-Mizzet, bitch of the best guild in all of Ravnica

If you insist.

>t-t-these gauntlets shoot out electricity
>i m-made them for you
>m-my m-m-m-muse
>pls respond

Schrodinger's Trap.

I like Izzet when you add black and swap out the red for white

What you're describing is lame, but if it was a dorky izzet girl giving the gauntlets to a boros chad it could be funny/cute

Ah, i see you are intelligent my friend.

Manure is a perfectly viable fertilizer!

Whatever you say, shitboy

He already knows Ral is a spy and set some explosives on him for next time he meets Bolas.

Bolas' Fuckboy

He'd just throatfuck her as thanks for the gloves, what's so funny or cute about that?

Throat fucking can be cute

No it can't

Fine majesty!

I appreciate your many scientific contributions to Ravnican society. Also killing Nephilim, I appreciate that too. And your frills are quite attractive.

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