In Age of Space Marines, the elves fucking make a giant hole in his stomach and kidnap him...

>In Age of Space Marines, the elves fucking make a giant hole in his stomach and kidnap him, absolutely nothing is heard from a major god of chaos since
>In 40k, the Eldar death god prophesied to destroy him is on the verge of being born

Do you guys SERIOUSLY think they aren't about to kill him off? Can't have a rape god in 40,017.

Slaanesh is only a rape god if you're not willing to receive Hir gifts.

Ynnead was a half-aborted fetus that was taken out of the womb too early. It's nowhere near as powerful as it was supposed to be, because it was not woken properly, and it is a fraction of a fraction of the power of a Chaos God.

Ynnead cannot in any way kill slaanesh at this point. It's too weak.

Good thing there was a timeskip.

It still isn't powerful enough to fight a freaking Chaos god. That is next-level power that only the Emperor possesses, and even then Chaos is united against him so that he cannot defeat any one of them.

did you forget the part where every Eldar has to die for that prophecy to be fulfilled? It's a work in progress.

>Hir
My God... It's beautiful

Eh, give him time and they'll make their own afterlife which will Kickstart a new wave of Eldar children that will only make Ynead get stronger.
And then they find out humans and Eldar can breed and the halfling children they make count so, futadeity stands no chance.

definitely not corrupted by chaos

In Age of Sigmar last we heard of her, he was kidnapped by Malerion and Tyrion and supposedly tortured until she vomited all the Aelf souls he had devoured.

You cant torture slaanesh. That's what he likes.

You know you're fucked up if Slaanesh doesn't like it.

Thats the point. Slaanesh is god of excess. Going too far on torturing Slaanesh would just make Slaanesh stronger.

The only things Slaanesh doesn't like are things that bore it.

I must be anathema to Slaanesh then.

Well, they caught her when he was taking a nap after being full of aelven souls so meh.

Malerion and Tyrion when working together can even block the sight of the Tzeentch. So that duo might just be too op.

>implying slaanesh doesn't have a denial fetish and gets off to a lack of things to get off to.

Fucking this. Thanks Yvraine you incompetent bitch. I hope you wind up as Slaanesh's favorite cocksleeve.

>did you forget the part where every Eldar has to die for that prophecy to be fulfilled?
Nope, now all what they need is just find a one magical sword

>being full of aelven souls so meh.
Technically you are wrong, Slaanesh was fullf of elven souls, aelfs were created from them.

Never going to happen.

She's Guilliman's cockgobbler and he guards his property.

They're essentially the same thing
All the other races of the mortal realms have direct lineages to the ones in the world that was

>They're essentially the same thing
Nope, elfs were material to creat aelves.
All MR races are magical creatures, more or less

So all the space elves have to die? Can't fucking wait.

Isn't there a passage somewhere about Ceorgach having a Plan B that doesn't involve all the Eldar dying?

you mean Eldrad, the one who jumped the gun in the first place.

Yvraine is just it's dicksleeve

There probably aren't enough letters in the alphabet for all his plans, each more of an asspull than the last.

Slaneshi is a Hen.
Learn proper pronounces you biggot.

Man, that guy's a dck.
I was out on patrol with my unit, doing the drity job of delivering the coup de gras and mop-up of a heretic cell on Lavram IV, easy but messy work, y;know, and we stumbled on a singular undespoiled shrine to the Omnissiah. Naturally we went in to take a look, must have been an Emperor-damned miracle for it to escape the ruin. Shrine was empty, no cogboys or anything, and at the main workbe- alter there was this big brass box. So we do what any red-blooded guardsmen would do, we reclaimed the relic for Him on Terra. Got it back to base and out attached redrobe who pops it open.
BOOM! Like a balloon exploding, we all jump out of our freaking skins, McCullough has his knife out before half of us have even gotten back to dirt, a knife he took from some Eldar officer's body. Bloody rubber rippers pop out of the thing. Rubber. Bloody. Rippers. Bastards fly out of the box and scatter everywhere. The Commissar comes in with her pistol out, dunno if she was expectin' some heretics or was gonna blam us, but in she comes running and trips up on one of the squeaky bugs on the floor and goes flying. Flying straight into McCullough and his knife. You could hear the shred and snap as it went into her uniform. But it was okay. It was all okay. Nobody got hurt, too badly, and she was back on her feet in no time. See, McCullough's knife? It had only went through her coat, got turned somehow. Trouble is, when the Commissar stood up, she left the front of her coat on top of McCullough. Poor McCullough. He's still on latrine duty.
But inside the box, that's the thing. Right at the bottom there was a fine sheet of parchment, written in the most flowery script of basic Gothic I've ever set eyes on. Before any of us could read it though a call from the sentries reported a figure standing on the ridge line.
Such an Emperor-damned dick.

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>A fraction of a fraction

Isn't that just a smaller fraction?

Would Khorne ally with Ynnead, seeing how they both hate Slaanesh's guts?

I don't think a chaos god would work to overthrow another, it would undermine them all

but how can they became the Hrud if they all die

Khorne isnt one for making allies.

Didn't he try teaming up with Khaine though?