>-Slaanesh.
Pros: Your life will be constant ectasy, and none of your friends will judge you for what you’re in to, mutations will be helpful, get laid like all the time, cool dubstep guns and combat drugs
Cons:If you die your soul will be tortured for eternity by Slaanesh (But I guess you might be in to that sort of thing…..)
>-Nurgle
Pros: The only chaos god that truly loves his followers, you won’t feel pain, nurglings as pets, you can play extreme “got your nose” with your friends
Cons: No summer body, hygiene will be futile, will get laid literally never.
>-Khorne
Pros: You will be the best at killing stuff
Cons: Every heretic can kill stuff so you aren’t that special
>-Tzeentch
Pros: Magic powers, be really smart, can alter the fabric of reality, good foresight
Cons: You will be discarded the second your god decides you are no longer useful, you’ll only ever be a pawn, rampant random mutations, your weakness may be a vacuum cleaner (see, rubric marines)
>-Minor Chaos gods
Pros: idk I don’t know literally any of them
Cons: everything
>-Malal
Pros: Cool armor, edgy even by chaos god standards
Cons: May or may not actually exist