Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1691: OH MY GOD Edition

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In the Wonderful 101 jump, are backgrounds other than Wonderful 101 and Space Pirate allowed an import option for the POSE-SUIT?

Also, how do POSE-SUIT Unite Morphs work for backgrounds other than Wonderful 101 and Space Pirate, given they can't buy from that section of the jump?

Some kind of yin yang satan?! Speaking of yinyang, What are some good jumps for getting BOTH Light and Dark powers?

When yo bitch-ass makes it. But, no, seriously. You probably won't see it if you don't do it yourself, especially for something as obscure as the Highlander anime.

Right after stupid_dog makes Conan the Barbian and Total Recall Jumps, we can volunteer him for the Highlander jump as well.

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Yes

Considering the POSE-SUIT is for Drop Ins, its meant to be used in conjunction with a BRAVE-WEAPON

Thanks.

Is there any way to get more than one of the same heavily imported unique weapon other than to use Cheat Mode?

Buy it with Buy Menu or use the Nice Chest from CSTW. The former may be near impossible to use, though, depending on how much you've added to it. The Pixelator from Kid Radd might be a slightly better option.

CSTW?

Cthulhu Saves The World

The pixelator is good for this sort of thing, but you need to make scans along the way. Eventually the item will be worth more than you can store, so you may have to use all of the storage to make an item v7 for example, then fill the storage again and use the v7 and storage to pay for the v14, then rinse and repeat until you can afford to pay for the v100 or whatever.

Hello Satan, I saw you in the court today.

There are three on the drive in the WIP section
One for the Movie, The Series and The Animated Series

Hello Stan.

>Buy it with Buy Menu
archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/45555182/#45557675

Ignore this if you're talking about a different Buy Menu, anyway. And also tell me where it's from, it'd be really useful.

What happened to the Young Justice Jump? I looked in the drive and it's not there. Did it get moved or deleted or something?

Also, does Justice League and Superman/Batman the Animated Series take place in the same continuity as YJ?

Young Justice is a different continuity.

Check the DC folder.

well that kind of kills its value. there are cheaper options elsewhere for free guns, I use the one from black lagoon personally. does it at least do magic stuff?

Are there any other settings in that continuity that I'm unaware of? Is Teen Titans there? I remember reading that somewhere but I don't know if that's true.
Thanks m8, I was looking for it and the other DC jumps and I was unaware that there was a folder for them now. I thought they all just got deleted for some reason.

I'm doing a chain with special rules No starting point budget, unlimited drawbacks at half value, combining jumps allowed and was planning on taking Batman/Superman the Animated series and YJ all as the same jump with all the drawbacks and perks that made sense together. I guess if they're not the same universe it doesn't matter too much. I don't like really crossing continuities in the chain since that gets messy, I usually just combine jumps that make for interesting writing prompts.

Any idea why stuff in the chest is lost at the end of the jump? And whether that's referring to the CSTW jump or every jump?

Teen Titans is its own universe too. Each of them has been said to be explicitly in its own world. Teen Titans doesn't share continuity with anything, I don't think Young Justice does, but Justice League shares with Batman The Animated Series and Superman The Animated Series IIRC.

Probably to avoid just sticking it in a warehouse corner and letting it duplicate over 200+ jumps.

Force you to actually interact with it and keep track of shit. Far as I know it's every jump.

How strong are JoJo vampires? I know DIO was able to lift a steamroller, but was that his own strength or The World's?

I'd place him probably at "strong enough to lift a car with little effort", minus The World. Stands are capable of some crazy shit; In the OVA, Star Platinum threw an entire tower at DIO and Jotaro's still human. There was that guy in part 4 with Highway Star that gave him super smelling powers, so it's not a stretch to think that DIO was already super strong, but that his Stand improved his strength further.
TL:DR I don't really know. Somewhere between peak human and throwing steamrollers

Not knowing much, I remember that Dio was once able to throw a dude hard enough for him to functionally transform into a fragmentation grenade of bone and guts that then killed other dudes.

Almost immediately after becoming a vampire, Dio was able to jam his feet into a stone wall to walk up it. This was long before Stands became a thing.

I think it depends somewhat on which series you're in. From what I've seen, Jojo has something like shonen escalation, except that the escalation occurs between decades long story breaks.

Yeah, that sounds about right. DIO himself was pretty strong, and then combined with The World, that let him lift a steamroller. Lifting cars with little effort sounds about right for him minus The World.

Yikes.

Let's also not forget him lifting and flying with a steam roller, and then punching that steamroller many, many times (in the span of seconds) hard enough for it to explode when the timestop ended.

Convince me not to go full bullshit science in Bleach

Fuck off. I'll have as many Excalibers as I want.

That's kind of impressive, actually. He'd have to embed himself pretty deep in order to actually walk up a wall.

DIO with The World's just a monster in general, especially after he drank Joseph's blood. Imagine how strong he could have become if he won that last battle, and kept growing.

>implying anyone respects that ruling
The fact that you felt the need to dreg that post up from literally almost a thousand threads ago shows that you're a shitposter

Jump #394: Mob
>Three of Swords, reversed: Not letting yourself be dragged by your emotions into a negative situation.
>Age: 28
>Allegiance: FBI
Running the mob is too easy. Breaking the mob is far more of a challenge.
>Identity: Soldier (-100)
I think that would actually be 'special agent'?
>Legbreaker (Free, Soldier)
I don't think I'll be using this too much, but a mastery of close quarters rough-and-tumble will help when I inevitably run into problems.
>Sleep With The Fishes (800)
I'm not so worried about disposing of the evidence, but identifying where the evidence might be.
>Rules of the Game (700)
Now this sounds like something useful - knowing where the lines are, what's safe to press my investigations toward, who's probably on the take, and so forth.
>Enforcer (600, Soldier)
Inevtiably I'll have to use this, too. A shame.
>Fingerman (400, Soldier)
We don't play "good cop, bad cop" here. We play "bad cop, bad cop". No need for lies here.
>Key To The City (0)
Friends in high places... even congressmen. Yeah, as a special agent, this is important.
>Chicago Typewriter (Free, Soldier)
If I'm going to be waging war against the mob, I need a weapon suited to the purpose.

And thus begins my ten year war on organized crime, where I voluntarily limit myself to fit in because steamrolling everything would not be a positive change.

Of course, the outcome was never really in doubt.

Why? Don't you want to be just like Mayuri-sempai?

The bleach jump is garbage. The good one was the one that SB made and threw out when we made our own replacement that was just as bad as the original, there's no reason to visit it.

I need Harem Perks for Dummies preferably ones that instead of merely lowering negative emotion also encourage inter-harem romance,

Isn't Static Shock part of the Justice League universe?
Or was that crossover non-canon?

I can't even keep that nonsense straight anymore, honestly.

Is there a proper list of feats for lantern rings anywhere? Dredging the internet is a pain....

Pretty sure it's canon. Superman, Batman, Static Shock, and Justice League all take place in the same animated universe, as far as I know.

Oh yeah, I recall that Static Shock was canon with Batman, and thus with Justice League. I recall there also being a throwaway line with Robin being with the Teen Titans when Static asked Batman where he was. It's also canon with Batman Beyond explicitly since Static got sent to the future in one episode.

>55000431
>Respecting Jumpmaker Rulings
>Shitposting
Ha.

Quick question, Tales of Demons and Gods, how strong is this? I looked up the actual IP and read a few, translated chapters, but didn't see anything over normal street level save for the 'fight' at the very beginning and an ape that could make dust clouds with palm strikes. Just trying to get an idea of the IP's potential power level and IT IS a Xian Xia.

If the rulings are shit, you treat the person who made those rulings like shit until they renege on them.

Logic.

Jump #395: Heist
>Queen of Wands, reversed: A cocky and domineering person, who pushes anyone or anything aside to get what she wants.
>Age: 30
>Identity: Drop-In
>Drawbacks: (+100) Gentleman Thief
Nothing wrong with leaving a greeting card. Made of gold and ivory.
>Human Metronome (Free, Drop-In)
A perfect sense of timing can be a useful thing at times! Plus I don't have to worry about winding my watch.
>Sneak-Thief (1000)
If anyone needs me I'll be humming the Mission Impossible theme.
>Jailbird (900)
It's always useful to know how to break out of secure places. And knowing how to break out also means I can figure out how to break in.
>Mastermind (800, Drop-In)
Perfect memory is nice, but the improvisation and planning is a major help.
>Counterfeiter (600)
Forging physical things? Sure. Faking actions in someone else's style? Much different, and very useful.
>The Art of the Lie (400)
Confidence is always the key.
>Cardshark (200)
Frankly I just got this because I suck at cards.
>Artist's Eye (0, Drop-In)
I have the heart and soul of an artist! In my warehouse. In a display case.

Path To LOOT ALL THE THINGS. Step one: befriend George Clooney and promise him a house in the hills made out of solid gold.

Step two: Vegas.

"All right, here's the plan. We want to rob every casino in Las Vegas. At the same time. In one night. What do you say?"
>"I say you're crazy. You're going to need like, five hundred men to do this."
"Well, how many men do you know?"
>"About forty."

Coming soon to a theater near you: Ocean's 40.

It only got better from there. Jersey. Monte Carlo. And then we set our sights higher: Fort Knox. But that wasn't enough, so the final straw was De Beers.

Danny Ocean got a summer home made out of the gold at Fort Knox, and a winter home made out of all of De Beers' diamonds.

Pretty amusing, actually.

>bringing up rulings from hundreds of threads ago that only serves to tell someone that a perk can't do what it says it does
>not shitposting
Haha, no, fuck you.

[The Law of Ueki]

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Hey! Hey Sunny! Look Sunny, daddy's one of the cool kids! My power's the hippest new fad all the kids are raving about Sunny, I'm doing a BIIIIT!

"You're a disgrace to professional martial artists everywhere, dad"

You SAY that, but I'm actually doing pretty well without even using my other powers! I mean objectively, can you really say there's anything, anything at all wrong with defeating your opponents by tricking them into making big, bombastic speeches about their powers, egging them into shouting really hard and then choking them by making fidget spinners exponentially multiply in their throats?

"Why. Just. Why"

[Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid]

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Hidden Dragon (800)
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Food From The Other Realm (400)
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>"That guy...he's the one you called Gonggong-kun right?"
>"Yeah! He used to be really scary, until he got into a fight with the gods and they banished him to this realm"
>"Can you ask him to not fall asleep on the beach? He's invisible and people keep bumping into him"
>"Normally we could but I asked his friends, and they said now there's a curse that means the springtime puts him to sleep"
>"But it's summer"
>"Um, they also said he gained powerful magic that lets him exist outside of time. And the problem is, it's always springtime somewhen"

K. Duplicate a weapon, then it's no longer a unique weapon.

That's really annoying. It's an absolutely massive limitation, and all it would have take is one word to indicate: "non-unique" somewhere in front of "weapon". Oh well.

Nope. Buy menu can buy any weapon that you've ever owned before. Screw your unique weapon nonsense, there's no such thing as a unique weapon if you have Buy Menu.

There's no actual perks to be good at bullshit science in the jump itself, so doing so is impossible as there is no legitimate fiat backed way to be good at it.

You should go post this on SB. They even wank it for body armor and shit because "hurr you could get it in the game".

Is there even such a thing as a "unique weapon" when you have the Second Magic?

Honestly, if you think about it, even individual ak-47s are unique, so the perk really doesn't do anything at all.

Or you could not knowingly abuse the exact lettering so you can get around the spirit of it. Dickheads.

> this triggers the crossposters

>the spirit of a ruling which no one respects and everyone ignored for nearly a thousand threads, enforced only by an user who couldn't take a hint
You're pathetic.

We're a consensus and you're wrong.

>implying

Nigga Im watching another argument over nothing unfurl. I never even heard about your dumb perk until today.

Good to see SB still coming over to leech from us. Author posts only matter when it helps you out right?

There is GHQ

Yes. Because this is a fucking single player imagination game and quote mining jumpmakers hundreds of threads ago about thinks perks can't do just to shut people down is literally the most pathetic thing I've seen in this cess pool in a week. No, Buy Mode does not care about whether or not the item you're trying to buy is Excalibur, it doesn't fucking discriminate, fuck yourself.

Well, I will just buy a trillion sacred gears and GBEs then.

Should have clarified it in the jump. That's just like the arbitrary nerf of PtV. These nerfs done in separete posts do not help the discussion at all.

They're unique so it wouldn't work. Even if they we're mass manufactured, the individual weapons are unique, thus you can't purchase them and the perk does nothing, it's just worthless and useless.

Is there no way to become a hybrid with the Bleach jump?

Niggas be salty~

Come on guys, stop being little bitches about this.

Stop being an annoying stupid fuck. Buy Mode can buy whatever it can buy, its a perk and how it works is up to wank, you obviously brought it up because you wanted shitposting about it.

Well, I guess I can skip Counter-Strike, now. That's at least one good thing that's come of this.

Literally in the 700 threads. No one cares, jump maker rulings older than 100 threads are defunct automatically unless their author is still here to defend them.

Stop being a salty bitch just because you can't spam infinite money to get all the weapons you want for no effort. The buy menu fits the series it's based on much better like this, even if you can't wank yourself into buying whatever nobel phantasm or whatever it is you want an thousand times over

Someone could point out tht you're treating the perk like an actual being, " No, Buy Mode does not care about whether or not the item you're trying to buy is Excalibur, it doesn't fucking discriminate" or that you're getting so worked up that you're cursing out some user "fuck yourself." who just holds to the rulings that the maker of the Jump gave more strictly than you do. But I'll just point out that the ruling is valid, as it was written by the Jumpmaker, but this is a single player game and thus you have the ability to houserule. Or you could put some effort into your chain and make some combos.

My suggestion is you get the new Witchblade Jumps neat mass production knock offs perk. Use Buy Mode on THOSE and then use item fusion, there are a few perks for this, to make them just as good as the original.

Each Sacred Gear is a unique weapon in and of itself from what I've been told, however the GBE's are mass produced weapons from I've read. So nay on the first and yeh on the second. See above suggestions for a combo I figuratively pulled out of a hat.

Except if you read the reply chain further, he literally goes down to say that so long as something is "common" in the setting, you can buy it. Magic weapons in D&D sure as hell aren't "non-unique". Each one requires time and XP from its creator. Hell, fucking normal swords aren't just something you can mindlessly pump out.

>Well, I guess I can skip Counter-Strike, now. That's at least one good thing that's come of this.
>capitulating to shitposters

Screw yourself. You aren't the fucking jumpmaker, don't fucking bring up their rulings on their jumps to tell people how to run their fucking chains.

The perk as is doesn't do anything anymore. It's literally completely useless, it can't even be used to do what it says it does in the jump itself.

Magic weapons are common. Artefacts aren't but a Flaming Sword or +2 Axe aren't the sort of things where only a few hundred exist in the entire world.

You're being a pedant about it because you're salty it has limitations. It can get magic weapons fine, it can't get Vecna's Eye or the Ruby Rod of Asmodeus.

lantern rings are kinda common.... kek

>My suggestion is you get the new Witchblade Jumps neat mass production knock offs perk. Use Buy Mode on THOSE and then use item fusion, there are a few perks for this, to make them just as good as the original.
No. I'm going to use the Buy Mode perk the way it fucking says it works in the jump itself, and not within some abstract interpretation of a ruling that makes no sense on the assumption that the perk discerns somehow what is and is not unique.

>It can get magic weapons fine, it can't get Vecna's Eye or the Ruby Rod of Asmodeus.
It can and it does. You literally can't stop me or anyone else from using it like that, and frankly, I don't care. I've never taken Buy Mode in my chains, never even been to Counter Strike, but the fact that you're bringing this up just to argue this shit now, hundreds of threads later, and trying to enforce it as if you have some kind of authority or power is actually pathetic. Like, more so than usual for this place.

>You're being a pedant about it because you're salty it has limitations.
I don't give a shit if it has limitations. I care about the fact that you think your opinion fucking matters.

Man you're whiny today. All the guy did was post a ruling by the jump maker that people had forgotten.


For a single player game, you're awfully bitchy.

>Flaming Sword or +2 Axe aren't the sort of things where only a few hundred exist in the entire world.
Hell yes they are. There aren't literally factories pumping that shit out in most settings.

Though I agree that those artifacts would be out of bounds.

>All the guy did was post a ruling by the jump maker that people had deliberately ignored because it was stupid.
Ftfy

>Each Sacred Gear is a unique weapon in and of itself from what I've been told

No, some are unique, like the 12 longinous. But most of them are repeated, Kiba's Sacred Gear is the same as Jeanne's and Twice critical is apparently pretty common.

user brought up DnD so I assumed we were talking one of the classic DnD settings where those things are plentiful. Not enough that every house has one but neither are Ak-47s or grenade launchers. They're relatively low level magical things in a world of swords and sorcery.

>the Second Magic

Oh, this reminds me of something! I just realised Cardcaptor Sakura came a long, long while after the Fate arc.

What kind of personalities do you think the Ensouled True Magics (and HSDW) would have? If you conjoin conjure different Magics two be two so you have multiple hybrids culminating in the system that merges all of them, it seems to me like they'd be one big redneck family. Question is, the jolly easygoing kind, or the psychotic kind?

A hybrid wot? Quincy and Soul Reaper? I was pretty sure the Quincies are an ancient bloodline/the French, but far as I remember Reapers are plain spiritual beings that can delegate their powers to humans. Maybe you could have a go at using God of Highschool's or FF7's life energy transfer rocks/Shinra reactor doohickys to pour a Shinigami's energy into yourself after you choose to jump as a Quincy?

But I'm totes lost if you mean there are half-human, half-Hollows now.

Like, what the fuck even is that limitation. It can't buy weapons which are one of a kind? What if I'm the one who fucking made it? If I make two, does it suddenly say I can buy more? If I cheat mode a copy, what then? Am I not able to even buy regular fucking weapons if they're all technically speaking unique or individually manufactured?

This ruling makes no sense. It's completely arbitrary and creates a ton of inconsistencies to the working of a perk that left a lot up to interpretation and wank to begin with. Policing this shit is stupid.

Ichigo is literally a half quincy/shinigami/hollow/fullbringer. Hybrids of every strip exist, even quincy/hollows.

No need to get so aggressive user(s). I see that my point (Everyone has their own kind of fun so you do you and I'll just suggest something that I'd personally use) was lost. I'll say this thank you for your time, user(s)

Ah really? Interesting.

Leave, SBer. You've lost, reason has prevailed. Now slink on back to your cave and circlejerk each other over the Generic Childhood revamp that just dropped.

To begin with everything about the perk was fanwank, and now all the ruling did is leave even more up to fanwank, and one autist seems to think that's valid grounds to make further rulings on someone else's rulings as if they matter.

> I don't care
> I've never even been to Counter Strike
> Bringing up something the author said is just pathetic

>pathetic
>pathetic
>pathetic

>I don't care

In all seriousness, it was probably something Dick said to prevent people from just buying the super best hero weapons every jump, when he intended the perk to be more like an outfitting armies or always having manufactured weapons available perk. But it breaks down pretty quick once you start factoring in high jumper bullshit, so you can probably just do whatever.

It don't matter.

None of this matters.

>pathetic
Because it is. I legitimately think anyone which would do such a thing is lesser to me as a human being. I'm fucking better than you bitch, fucking learn it already and shut the fuck up.