This is Morty, say something nice to him

This is Morty, say something nice to him.

let me write you a nice message
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on your heart punkass

He had the coolest backstory of any primarch, and his legion was pretty cool at the start.

He has a plastic model while Armless the Harmless continues to languish as 20 year old manlet finecrap.

Abaddon has FW model.

>almost died from asthma while climbing a mountain to kill his adoptive dad (1)

The fugly face and retarded "hug me" somehow make that one even worse.

Hey Morty
I'm a pickle
PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

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your wings are way too small and your model looks like shit

Why do they keep making flying models? they always look like shit.

He kinda looks like scarecrow

You're not the WORST primarch.

Hell, you're not quite the worst traitor primarch, even. LORGAR

I think you look great Mortarion, good to finally see you. Wish you seven blessings of Nurgle in the coming ventures.

Ahh Mortarian the saint of gas masks and smelly farts. I knew him well.

The Saint we deserve.

Now change it to be Perturabo shouting that.

Nice floating skills, Morty!

Out of all the traitors, he came the closest to having a reason for betraying the emperor.

Your tactics pre-heresy were among the more reasonable of the Legions.

>Skull face
>still needs a gasmask
lmao

Nice heart tattoo