Why are there no half-humans?

Why are there no half-humans?

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There are, they're called halflings.

Humans are already the biggest, most overpowered wish-fulfillment Mary Sues in fiction. We don't need to make them worse by giving them the snowflake "half X" template.

Huh? There are so many half-humans people just say what one half is and it's assumed that's the other half.

>Be Artificer
>Create Supercarrier Airship with help of Gnomes and Giants
>Know some Goblins made a "Rocket" that makes things go really fast
>Having issues getting over a really big wall that is anti-magic
>Bind a Fire Monolith into Red Mana Crystal
>Fire engines
>OH GOD ITS TOO FAST
>End up in space
>Nearly crash into planet
>Only survived because Magitech Military slowed us down while I setup heat shielding with the mana cannon

Apparently the goblins did it first... but I probably have the record for biggest vessel so far

Is a half human half halfling called a three-quartersling

half is too close to 3/5ths to be distinct

You can't tell a half-halfling apart from a malnourished peasant with hairy feet, so nobody bothers to try.

>Why are there no half-humans?
Insert racist joke here.

I think we had this, or something similar at least. One reason I remember is that humans are already half-everything. A human is what you get if elf-dwarf, halfling-hobgoblin, ogre-gnome, literally every crossbreed you can think of starts breeding with every other crossbreed. Let that go on for a cople of centuries until all the genetics are well mushed up, and there's your humans.

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>no half-humans

Humans are such massive sluts that whenever a being is half-something, it's assumed that the other half is humans because they're the dumbshits fucking everything that moves

No, it's a one-quartsling. Halfling and full human equals 3/4ths human, 1/4th ling.

In my fantasy settings this is such a well known thing it's what makes humans so weird to the other races
>it's dick is spiked, flared, and knotted
>human thinks it's the best thing since cheese
>females of the race aren't interested in sex because they evolved for rape based procreation
>human females and some males like it
>race doesn't even look vaguely human
>humans still get their wires crossed and find it sexy
>dragons and elves have thousands of years to cultivate fetishes
>humans still manage to get into some weird shit in their short lifespans that makes their elvish and draconian lovers nervous as fuck
I can imagine a human with a dragon who has taken humanoid form saying she wants to try something a little weird with the human, she wants to grow a magic cock and fuck her human lover. The human merely laughs and says he'd love to be pegged by his dragon girlfriend.
There are obviously some humans that are reserved, but on the whole they're the most likely to develop weird tastes and they bond with everyone, both friend wise and sexually.

Even among humans, being okay with futa is a disgusting and tiny group.

They tend to be dead

It's just magic dick pegging dude.

Futa.

Magic dick strapon.

A strap on isn't part of your biology.

it's magically grown
>not sucking your dragon girlfriends magic futa cock
fag

Neither is a cock made out of arcane energies that is compressed and altered to mimic the texture and appearance of a naturally-growing dick.

>Admitting it's futa
Finally.

But it is, if it must behave at all like the real thing.

>But it is, if it must behave at all like the real thing.
It's magic, it doesn't have to explain dicks.

It's a magic dick dude, if she uses magic to grow it she's not a futa, she's a girl with a magic dick strapon that can be semi-accurately described as a futa for the brief duration of the spell.
I mean, I say brief but I imagine a powerful enough dragon could make the spell permanent I suppose.

Anything to deny being gay, huh? The original point was even just that most humans wouldn't accept such a thing.

humans are predisposed to degeneracy
I never denied it was gay, but I'm bi so I don't care

I've actually toyed with the idea that "can breed with anything" is humanity's official special power, ala dwarven craftsmanship or elven longevity.

Never dared to try it because I'm pretty sure that matter-of-factly stating that "humanity was created by the god of sex & love" is magical realmy.

We know we're gay. But you're a faggot who won't even suck magical futa strapons.

All humans are half-humans, user.

Other half, also human?

I'm extremely tall and my feet are less hairy than my peers.
Pretty sure I'm a half human.

Why are humans such massive sluts that they have to stick their dicks into everything?

Why are other races such massive sluts that they have to let humans stick their dicks into everything?

Because humans are sexy, other creatures are not, so humans have no reason to fuck them.

But other creatures are horny for humans, so the humans have plenty of reason to throw some dick their way.

Clearly there are some humans who disagree.

What IS a ling anyway?

Isn't there an Oglaf about this?

A ling is a fey creature so magical that it doesn't exist. A ling is nothing. It is, effectively, a 0th of a race.

A hybrid is the mean of its parents. Therefore, a half ling is half human, half nothing.

What it is is gay as fuck

>he doesn't want to do gay things with his magic girlfriend
Get a load of this faggot.

You mean Africans?

I don't see the problem as long as you limit it to humanoid races of similar size categories. Base DnD starts with human/orc and human/elf hybrids, why not make up a gnome or dragonborn variant.

Here "Humans have a remarkable ability to integrate into any society. Within a few generations humans living in societies of other races take on some of their societal and cultural traits.

Choose one [stat boost options]
Choose one [racial trait options.]
You count as human and [race] for any spell, ability, feat, or class variant."

Nah,Europeans.
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2599854/Europeans-closer-Neanderthals-thought-Ancient-DNA-humans-species-interbreeding-outside-Africa.html

Among the races or species that got interbred with humans (e.g. elves, orcs, dragons, etc.), the hybrids are called half-humans by those races and species.

talk about resting bitch face

>It's a magic dick dude, if she uses magic to grow it she's not a futa,

Literally half of all futa porn is temporary dicks grown through magic or mad pharmacology.
If they've got a dick for sexy times, it's futa, since sexy times are the only times relevant to porn.

>Why are there no half-humans?