What do your real life stats look like Veeky Forums

20 STR
20 DEX
20 CON
20 INT
20 WIS
20 CHA

11
13
12
13
14
11

Str: 7
Dex: 10
Con: 9
Wis: 10
Int: 8
Cha: 14

S 3
P 4
E 5
C 6
I 7
A 6
L 10

Small Frame, Chem Reliant
Science, Repair, Speech

Human fighter / dread commando
Str 13
Dex 10
Con 14
Int 16
Wis 10
Cha 12

14 Srength
10 Dexterity
8 Constitution
13 Intelligence
15 Wisdom
12 Charisma

We use standard array here, only pussies roll for stats.

Chaotic Neutral - Egoist Anarchist

10 STR - i can do pushups and stuff

16 DEX - I've only ever tripped like 3 times in my entire life, in high school I would sprint through crowded hallways between classes without bumping into anyone. Was always the last one standing on my team in dodgeball games.

6 CON - i pass out when i bleed, very lightweight drinker, bad at endurance cardio

14 INT - got a college education with decent grades

14 WIS - I tend to be more aware of my surroundings (physical and otherwise) than those around me.

8 CHA - I dislike socializing, but I can usually get what I want out of people in the right context if I think carefully about what I say beforehand.

8 STR- weak ass shit
9 DEX- better at going fast but I ain't doing acrobatic shit anytime soon
10 CON- work with kids so immune to diseases; can't take a punch though
12 INT- I have a humanities degree
13 WIS- good at reading people, gut instinct is usually pretty good
14 CHA- leadership role at work, talk my way in and out of most situations, charming

Str 9
Dex 6
Con 10
Int 8
Wis 8
Cha 17

I've managed to project the illusion of competence for long enough to work my way up to a management position despite my astounding lack of actual skill, talent, or dedication. I have delegated almost every responsibility I had in this position over the last two years to the point where my job is basically non-existent, and everybody still compliments me on what a good job I am doing. I take almost every monday off and nobody seems to question it, or if they do, it is laughed off a la 'Ahaha, that whacky user up to his shenanigans again'.

I am a living joke, and I am being paid extremely well for it. I only recently looked back over my life and realised that this has happened, and I don't know how to feel about it.

delegating shit to people who are better at it is literally what managers are supposed to do, I don't think you're giving yourself enough wis

Unless blowjobs were involved in the promotion, then it's still mostly Charisma thing.

Lawfull neutral

15 STR - Got a deadlift PR of 650 and increasing
10 DEX - Nothing special
14 CON - Rarely sick and good endurance
11 INT - I understand my engineering job but nothing special after that
10 WIS - Just ordinary stuff
6 CHA - I am the definition of a Veeky Forums autist that often mumbles "you too" when a girl compliments my body.

Maxed out hidden luck stat

>Str: 10
I'm around average.
>Dex: 7
I have nerve damage in one hand.
>Con: 8
Severe allergies.
>Int: 12
College graduate from a fairly difficult engineering program.
>Wis: 8
I have poor observational skills
>Cha: 8
I'm unlikeable

>Total Pont Buy: -8
I might be being a little harsh on myself.

all stats: 11

'cause I always give 110%

Rogue/Bard

STR - 8
DEX - 9
CON - 10
WIS - 9
INT - 14
CHA - 11

Alignement LN/LE

Human Combat Medic 4/Rogue 1 (made specialist and had a rough upbringing of the kind with guns.)
Str: 9 (I was injured in the army, but am pretty strong if now out of shape.)
Dex: 7 (One leg doesn't work right.)
Con: 14 (I've lived through a lot of injuries and am mostly doing fine, but get sick easy. I can still walk longer than most people, if with one slow leg.)
Int: 13 (Tech Job. Also medical career. IQ 130)
Wis: 13 (I've read every religious book of the most common religions and I've studied sociology, one hopes I know something, but I doubt I know all that much.)
Cha 14 (Tech job requiring crowd-working skills.)

Lawful neutral
6 str
12 dex (but only with my hands)
5 con
9 int (I should've been smart, but I peaked in the 4rd grade)
4 wis
12 charisma (people notice my tourettes and act nice to me as if I'm disabled)

Chaotic Good. Human Medic (Forensic Science) 3/Artist 2
6 STR - Can't even do some pushups.
12 DEX - But I have nice eye-hand coordination.
14 CON - Pretty sturdy, can take a lot of punches, never broke a bone in my life. Almost never ill. 100+ hours without sleep isn't much of challenge.
12 INT - Most sciences come easy, especially those tied to biology and chemistry.
14 WIS - Have hellish lot of useful information consumed and memorised, observant, empathic, can see through most lies or machinations IRL. Have read many religious\philosophical texts, slowly submerging myself in zen koans now.
6 CHA - My facial skin is shit and I rarely care about presenting myself to people, ugly voice, also hairy as fuck.

>17 str ( I can bench press 260)
>16 Dex ( I'm top in my archery club )
>16 con ( never get sick , can drink a lot and not get drunk )
>Int 15 ( my IQs 152 and I'm a mensa member)
>Wisdom 16 ( I studied philosophy with zen masters in the near East for a year, I'd put this higher but one of the lessons is being humble )
>Charisma 18 ( I'm great looking, have a huge circle of friends , hot girlfriend and run my own business with lots of loving employees )

Out of curiosity, what are people basing their INT scores on?

People who work in engineering and medical fields should be like 16+, not 11-13

10 STR - Average, frail frame but athletic enough
17 DEX - Can throw my legs behind my ears with ease, was a gymnast
7 CON - Weak as fuck, shit immune system
16 INT - Engineering degree at a uni that is top 100 in the world
10 WIS - Well versed in theology, but shit eyesight so both averages out
9 CHA - Slightly worse than average

I don't want to play myself, fuck this shit.

Maybe it should be based one IQ/10 rounded down from 5?

So since 10 is average INT then the average IQ of someone 10 INT is 100, which would make sense.

Although it really shouldn't be a linear relationship, realistically.

Int is simply iq score divided by 10.

str 11 dex 10 con 6 int 14 wis 12 cha 7

STR 11
DEX 8
CON 14
INT 13
WIS 12
CHA 11

Like many things in life, my view of myself is probably incorrect in several places, but fuck it, here you go.

9 STR - Average. I visit the gym once a week, but mostly for cardio and legs.
10 DEX - Slightly above-average flexibility. In terms of physical exercise it's my preference over strength.
12 CON - Never had a broken bone or serious disease. At the same time, not strong enough to withstand serious pain.
13 INT - Math degree from a decent state school, currently near the top of my field but very limited in other fields (re: technical knowledge, sciences).
8 WIS - Enough practical knowledge to get by, but effectively no "street smarts"
6 CHA - I'm on Veeky Forums for fuck's sake.

10 STR - Average
9 DEX - Bit clumsy, not as flexible as the norm.
10 CON - Unremarkable
12 INT - Nurse
10 WIS - Nothing of note
8 CHA - Poor weight, low sociability outside work.

...

STR - 8 : Pitiful upper body strength altogether. Decent leg power but that is really it.
DEX - 12 : Naturally actually really flexible with decent reflexes, but lack of practice
CON - 10 : Average in every sense of the word.
INT - 11 : Learned, with a higher education, generally quick to pick up new things.
WIS - 7 : Comically low perception. Constantly miss small things.Generally bad with social cues.
CHA - 9 : Average looks, very slightly overweight. Surprisingly decent public speaker, but other then that, far too withdrawn to be considered in any way charismatic.

So really, probably your average fa/tg/uy

10 STR - Dont have trouble carrying some gear or functionally lifting stuff but also nothing special beyond that
14 DEX - Am known in martial arts as super flexible and light on my feet guy. Can bend my arm to touch my shoulder to my other elbow
14 CON - Also known for being able to take hits, stamina, and fast recovery.
12 INT - Enjoy doing research and try to outthink all problems in life.
14 WIS - Seeing through other people's bullshit all day.
8 CHA - Generally kind of a weird asshole. Not agreeable. First impressions are my achilles heel.

10
10
14
12
14
8

LG/NG

I'd make a shitty paladin.

Str 6
Dex 4
Con 4
Int 7
Wis 10
Cha 10

I'm a fat fuck that's gotten through life solely off of common sense and bullshitting.

Str:10
Average
Dex:11
I'm a little faster than most
Con:10
Average
Int:12
Making good grades in engineering
Wis:9
Sometimes I fuck things up because I'm not really paying attention
Cha: 9
Despite having some friends and a girlfriend I'm not good at talking to strangers

LG/NG

I bet you run like Naruto, nerd

Halfling bard

Lawful neutral

7 Str
10 Dex
8 Con
14 Int
9 Wis
16 Cha

It makes more sense to assume that the entire population has a 3d6 intelligence distribution and determine your score by finding out what percentile you are in. For example, a person in the 99 percentile would be closest to 1 - 3/216 = 0.986111... which would give him a score of 17.

Human Wizard
Lawful Evil
20
20
20
20
20
20

STR 9
DEX 9
CON 12
INT 15
WIS 13
CHA 9

Human, CN
high DEX, medium INT, WIS, and CON, low STR, and CHA.

Neutral Good

9
9
14
17
11
9

I'd be a lot more inclined to believe the "10 in every stat is average" Meme if DND actually showed that at all. As it stands your average thug has 15 STR, 11 DEX, 14 CON. Even your average city guard has a stat spread way above 10/All. How is 10 in everything average when literally there's one stat block that adheres to that rule. People are seriously undervaluing themselves.

NG Human Fighter

Str: 15 (actually 9)
>So, since I fight 2-3x/week regularly in plate armor (pic related) and have taught harnischfechten for a few years now, I should be STR15 since that's the STR minimum for plate. Which is bullshit; if you go by carrying capacity and all the other metrics, I'm a 9 at best. Might have once been a 10 if you consider a 10 to be the minimum standard for the Army.

Dex: 13-14.
>Above average; good enough to be a starting ice hockey goalie the entire time I played up until I got my groin torn. Still play hockey at a moderate level, regularly. Am a reasonable shot; scored 37/40 on the qualification test in basic training with an M16a1 that was basically a smoothbore.

Con: 6-8
>Massive leg injury in the Army; had to learn to walk/skate from scratch. Can't run fast at all as a direct result, and my conditioning has plummeted. I used to be able to fight in harness for an hour or so before getting particularly winded, now it's 15-20 minutes.

Int: 15-16
>Member of the Triple 9 Society. If we're using the "IQ/10" model for Int stats, I scored a 157, 156, and 150, using an SD, of 16 on 3 applications of the Stanford-Binet IV, over an 8 year period

Wis: 9-10
>Average, I suppose. People come to me for life advice a whole lot, but then again, I made the decision to work in theatre - because I hate math - instead of a field where I could actually make money. I don't feel Wisdom is a measurable stat anyway.

Cha: 12-ish
>Again, I work successfully in theatre (fight choreography), which I suppose would be difficult if you can't get along with a wide variety of (mostly damaged) personality types, which is indicative of at least a mildly above-average CHA stat. Again, though, it's not like this is a particularly measureable stat.

tl;dr: life isn't a product of balanced stat arrays. You could probably argue for anything from 6's in all stats to something higher, depending on what your agenda was.

Unaligned
6
8
6
8
12
5

Everyone in this thread has a statline of

str 8
dex 8
con 8
cha 8
wis 8
int 8

Stop fucking lying

STR 13
DEX 09
CON 12
INT 17
WIS 15
CHA 14

Fight me IRL

What edition?

>STR 18
>DEX 16
>CON 16
>INT 18
>WIS 16
>CHA 14

getting worse every year, but something like

Str 11
Dex 14
Con 12
Int 14
Wis 8
Cha 8

1st or 2nd level skillmonkey; I have a lot of skill points all over the place, though my build is unoptimized. Im terrible in society, though.

Human scholar
Neutral good

8
12
10
16
9
11

I rolled pretty decently, I don't get that many negative stat modifiers and despite my 11 CHA, that 16 INT will be useful when I become a wizard at thirty.

just wanted to drop by and let you know like a hundred others ITT you overestimate yourself. 70% of men think the only thing preventing them from being a professional athlete is a coach who didnt like them or an injury.

5 down the line, i'm your typical skeletal nerd

Average is 7

>Coordination: 6
>Muscle: 6
>Fitness: 6
>Awareness: 5
>Cognition: 7
>Resolve: 7
>Education: 6 (Graduated high school)

>Cool under fire: 3
>OODA: 3

This. If any of you think you have a stat over 10, you're making yourself a mary sue. 10's human average, so nobody has a stat over it.

No no, your personal stats, not that of your self-insert character into a campaign.

Only ironically, occasionally. I'm a huge parkour nerd so I researched proper running form and usually use it.

Chaotic Good
Str 12
Dex 7
Con 6
Int 14
Wis 12
Cha 10

You're either literally Moist von Lipwig or you have an enormous case of imposter syndrome.

top zoz

hey

STR: 9
DEX: 13
CON: 15
INT: 16
WIS: 8
CHA: 10

fight me you fuck.

Commoner / lvl 0
STR:9
DEX:8
CON:7
INT:8
WIS:5
CHA:8

Human Commoner, Lawful Neutral
8/11/12/12/9/12
For some reason despite being weak as fuck I can take a lot of punishment and people seem to like me.
If I have a luck stat give that a 12 too.

STR 7
DEX 10
CON 9
INT 8
WIS 10
CHA 4
neutral good

If you're using a meme that old there's no way you're int 16.

>(you)

>Str 5
>Dex 14
>Con 4
>Int 14
>Wis 14
>Cha 6
Skill Focus: Craft (Memes)

I minmaxed but I minmaxed for the wrong campaign.

Str 8
Dex 10
Con 13
Int 10
Wis 8
Cha 11

Human Adept/Commoner
Lawful Good

12 STR
8 DEX
13 CON
8 INT
14 WIS
11 CHA

WIS is a tricky one. The more you attribute to yourself, the lower the score might actually be; I'll count recognizing the possibility of me being a self-satisfied douche as a point in my favor. Though I guess it really isn't a point in my favor if I fail to use that realization as a means to try and do better in the future. It's something to think about.

Str-8
Dex-11
Con-10
Int-12
Wis-10
Cha-9
True Neutral

Physical stats based on my own judgment, mental based on what my friends told me

Human Thief
lvl 1
Chaotic Good

STR-8
DEX-12
CON-12
INT-14
WIZ-15
CHA-5 this is my dump stat

Chaotic Neutral
STR 10
DEX 8
CON 12
INT 15
WIS 5
CHA 8

But dnd isn't about adventures with retards and cripples, it's generally only above average people who can live the hard lives of adventurers or bandits. Poor inbred John the farmer is 12 10 12 8 8 8, and his son was born with brittle bones, so he's 6 6 6 12 10 10

Still, people like are retarded.
>10's human average, so nobody has a stat over it
You literally do not understand the meaning of the term average
>100 IQ is average, therefore nobody has an IQ of over 100
>5 10 is average male height therefore nobody has a height of over 5 10
etc.
The standard deviation of the average does matter, but in dnd it's shown to be high enough, taking your average soldier to be... an average soldier. Hell, by dnd stats the average human nowadays probably has CON 11 or 12 due to better diet and medicine.

Neutral Good
STR 12 - Stronger than average, but not excessively so.
DEX 10 - Average, my balance and coordination improved a lot with strength training.
CON 8 - Crappy immune system I guess. Got better with age.
INT 13 - Presitigious university, high IQ. A decent student, teachers used to like me. I could always hold my own during debates.
WIS 8 - I have done some pretty stupid shit, specially due to bets.
CHA 9 - Average guy. Some people like me, but I have poor self esteem.

true neutral

10str
8 dex
11con
10int
8wis
12cha

Human Hermit lvl 19
True Neutral

STR 8
DEX 8
CON 9
INT 12
WIS 8
CHA 5

Spells
Self-loathing
Cause pity
Filth shield

Feats
Chaste

Skills
Gaming 16
Fapping 367
Knowledge (Internet) 16

I disagree. Most people would have at least one stat above 10. Hell being a college graduate would be worth 1 or 2 INT by itself.

Average doesn't mean 'normal limitations'

>Profession: Dilettante
>STR: 60
>DEX: 30
>CON: 40
>SIZ: 50
>INT: 60
>APP: 60
>EDU: 70
>POW: 30

Overall verdict, I would be a decent investigator, but I am very likely to be the first to go insane.

Neutral Evil Male Human Bard

STR 8 (can't hit hard and can't carry much)
DEX 12 (been typing, writing, painting, and the like since I was 3 and used to be in gymnastics)
CON 14 (rarely get sick, have taken a sucker punch from a former US marine and didn't take more than a step back, but shitty endurance )
INT 17 (IQ of 174, love learning about new things, sciences and religious learning comes easily to me)
WIS 10 (I'm no better than the average person, I make good and bad decisions about equally)
CHA 14 (I'm fairly good looking, have a good personality, and have been able to worm my way out of too many situations than I should have been able to, but I have a sick sense of humor and have trouble connecting to others sometimes)

Flaws: Easily Winded, Light Sensitivity, Twisted Sense of Humor
Traits: Diplomat, Linguist, Flexible

>Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

>but you fell for my ruse....

fucking cringe

8 Str
8 Dex
10 Con
14 Int
9 Wis
8 Cha

Level 3 bard, neutral good

14 CHA - you can give me shit all you want but I'm apparently good enough with people to convince them to buy stupid crap they don't need AND have them thank me for it
12 STR - I can move a couch up a couple flight of stairs without dying, I think this one's reasonable
6 DEX - I've broken bones over clumsiness
10 INT - not stupid, not particularly smart
8 WIS - I'm on Veeky Forums aren't I
13 CON - I rarely ever get sick

College of Lore, proficient in piano, guitar, and singing

12
6
16
11
13
8

30 Str
30 Dex
30 Con
30 Int
30 Wis
30 Cha

Subhumans be gone

>10 STR
I can hit things and lift things but I wouldn't claim to be horribly proficient at it
>14 DEX
I like to climb shit and I've managed to prevent a bad fall several times
>7 INT
any brains I have are severely dampened by mental issues
>7 WIS
see above
>11 CON
I can recover from pain relatively easily and I don't get sick often
>13 CHA
despite what I think I've been told I look "good" and I've been able to get people to do shit for me

To be fair, the marine was my dad when he was black out drunk and I have no clue where you got nihilist from, nevertheless why you gathered that edgy bullshit from nothing

as a side note, I did browse /b/ from the ages of like 12 through 16 so that fucked me up a bit

>You gathered that edgy bullshit from nothing
>Neutral Evil

>ST 8
What can I say, I barely ever even lift.
>DX 10
I'm a clumsy fucker. Any physical skills I'm actually good at came from skill points, not natural talent.
>IQ 14
inb4 "nobody in this thread is above 10 at anything". A degree, comfy research track leading to a PhD in a couple years, and awarded a scholarship due to prior achievements.
>HT 10
Neither particularly hardy, nor unhealthy.

>Advantages
Luck (Everything basically works out alright with no real effort)

>Disadvantages
Struggling wealth (It's not that big a scholarship)

>Spells
SOON. The second the GM lets me get Magery.

You can be evil and not edgy, it's not very hard to do so. I don't go out of the way to torture babies for fun or sacrifice virgins in the name of some terrible entity, I just set my sights on a goal and use any means necessary to achieve it, without regard to if it harms others or not as long as it's not endangering my loved ones.