Daily reminder that anything against the T'au is Imperial Propaganda and is to be discarded as such

>authoritarian cuck state that probably doesnt even let its citizens use a butter knife unless they are part of the sandwich caste
Fucking dropped
Meanwhile
>own as many guns as you can buy, no regulation what-so-ever
>constant competition to see who owns the loudest, shootiest gun
>bands of orks with flashy guns actually form together into sekrit clubz and cosplay as pirates
>constant exciting ammunition experiments, crazy lasers, huge bullets, live creatures, garbage from the mek shop floor
>high-capacity magazines a-ok, democucks BTFO
>no techpriest cucks to tell you "oh no that device is heretical!"
>belt-fed pistols
>anti-tank rokkit pistols
Orks are the /k/est faction by far, all other armies are nanny-state cucks

>/k/-est faction
>LMAO I MAKE GUN OUT OF TRASH CAN SO RANDUMB
>literally no military structure
orks are for the retards who flock to it for the meme stories and ivan jokes, the scum of the board

No, Orks are the /k/ers who think making napalm shotgun slugs are a good idea.

Tau is the most noguns faction in the whole setting, I bet even humies can choose to CC some weedy peashooter if they want, Tau aren't even allowed to choose their own partners

Tau is for the gearqueers and /arg/.

Humans have so many lasweapons and slug weapons that you could probably arm all of the trillions of humans with two or three each. Bolters, plasma, and other exotics are rarer. Flamers are semi-common, easily found in ecclisiarchy aligned areas.

The interex

And arguably the illuminati

And Isha's followers.

Napalm shotgun slugs ARE a good itea.

Hunting with them is not.

They may be around, but can the common man actually carry one without being accosted by arbiters?
Every ork is free to carry a sawn-off punt-gun if he sees fit, even grots are allowed to keep unwanted shitty guns as far as I know.

The good guys can be bad people.

Oh and I forgot.

The jokero and hrud

Arbites only enforce imperial laws. Imperial laws literally don't care about what individuals do as long as they worship the emperor and don't harbor xenos. Now whether the local authorities care is an entirely different story, but considering they have many tens of thousands of planets that all run under different local governments, a very, very significant portion of humanity is free to carry whatever they can actually get their hands on.

Daily reminder that Tau as a species are objectively worse soldiers than humans.

Reminder that brainwashed imperium fags keep spouting the "m-muh sterilizing" meme whenever they're reminded that the T'au empire treats human much better than the Imperium. Makes their /hfy/-loving little brains short circuit.

Fuck you, I'm not having this argument again.

They are bad soldiers, orks eldar and even humans are better soldiers than the tau

>tau, a heavily stratified is communist
>meanwhile, the imperium has regiments of soldiers based on soviet russia, and undoubtedly has communist planets that are abided in it's midst isn't
how can imperialfags be this fucking braindead

>random farmboy with a lasgun
>better than a soldier bred for combat and trained constanty

try again.

Not really good, just less evil than the others in regards to the interex and the illuminati.

The IoM is a fedual system though.

To be a human that submitted themselves to the T'au is to be the ultimate cuckold

Naked human soldier vs naked fire-warrior

Human wins 9 times out of 10

Orks are for the /k/ers who are consumerist retards and want to own every single gun because LMAO AMERICAN HELL YEAH FREEDOM WEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.

I.E. retards like was said.

Though, I will admit, I find Ivan stories pretty funny. I think the Tau would like the AK platform since it's reliable and flexible.

>soldier with an average lifespan of 30-40 years
>better than the human with centuries of experience

as long as a planet pays it's tithes and stays loyal the iom couldn't give less of a fuck how left or right your governor is

>a legitimate use for a tank since the Siege of Grozny.
Please elaborate

That last 1 though is because the Tau was female and fucked into paste and he died from blood loss once her burrowed through her and started fucking the floor.

What is more cucked: to be helped and given what you need or want and all that is required is allegiance and minimal servitude or to have none of that, be treated like shit, and then still have more requirements for loyalty?

I assume you're an American that is also against all forms of socialism.

Puny Tau empire are cowards. Not only do they have frail, fleshy claws, they do not even use them! They fire pathetic, smooth slug and liquid plasma ammunition from their pathetic weaponry, and they even limit radiation exposure from their arms, likely in a tyrannical attempt to deprive their subjugated slavemeat from glorious and nutritional radiation.

Join Rak'gol army today, and receive all the blades and radiation you could ever desire!

How do Tau players know this little about the lore?

>cucked
KYS

Humans are literally cannon fodder to the tau.

They are like the eldar but pretend to be nice to you

>he thinks socialism works with imperfect humans

In a perfect world, murder wouldn't need to be illegal. But you know, I guess you're a dumb American if you are against rape and murder.

>IoMfags deny the existence of two whole regiments of imperial guard to fit their delusional view of their jerkoff fantasy faction

>not mentioning best soldiers in the galaxy

He used "cuckold." I'm only speaking his retard language.

That is wrong. You're a moron.

You're also a moron. Socialism isn't perfect and doesn't claim to be.

That's not a jokero

But they are the best major race

What, are you talking about the Voystroyan firstborn? The regiment that, despite sharing asthetics, are not in fact communist?

There's no point in supporting an impossible pipe dream. Being "against" socialism is no different than locking your car and house door.

They can't even join a caste.

They are basically peons, like any other Xenos empire that joins the tau.

Sure it might seem nice but you can't progress

Just like the king doesn't really care how the lord handles his people, so long as he pays his tithe.

>valhalla has a soviet theme therefor it is communist
Seems like a communist society wouldn't survive long in the imperium as it would require a religion which is a no go with communism which a heavily athiest ideology.

Anything that isn't Imperial Propaganda is heresy, and all heretics are to be discarded immediately.

>vostroyan firstborn
>communist aesthetics

wat

Necrons suck. They're only benefit it that they're tanky as hell.

>Caste system and Authoritarian
>Communist
:thinking

They are s4 t4 that's a space marine

Also Bs3 and Ws3.

So yeah, SM. Who resurrects. And has a much better gun.

This has been done to death, but to reiterate.

>Tau trained for war from birth.
>Given gyro-stabilized weapons and helmets with aim assist
>Put through combat simulations constantly
Fire Warrior. 4+ ballistic skill, 5+ weapon skill

>Human trained for war from birth
>Given hellgun with iron sight and a photo-visor
>Trained in war games
Tempestus Scion. 3+ Ballistic Skill, 4+ Weapon Skill

When the Imperium puts in a similiar amount of effort into making soldiers, their soldiers are objectively superior to the Tau, even when the Tau use Aim Assist.

Pound for pound, a Fire Warrior is a better soldier than a Guardsman. Possibly not a Scion, before you start factoring in battlesuits anyway.

Welcome to Stellaris.

>Crunch vs Fluff
Tau BS is balanced around MLs

That's discounting the fact that fire warriors are more like space marines then the tempest scions.

See, when in the other thread they were talking about cringy edgelords? This here is a prime example.

Not to mention that Tau had I2 when that was a thing, so literally getting blasted by conscripts in melee if not for better armour save, and then not even.

Space Marines are human in name only.

Maybe try reading the lore instead of getting your info from circlejerking and memes.

Don't worry any guardsman that lays with a xeno is shot

And IG BS is balanced around orders.

In the most extreme circumstances a guardsman can become an inquisitor.

In the most extreme circumstances a Gue'vesa will always be a Gue'vesa

Tau are nothing like space marines, they die in droves

Unless you mean that the creation process is similiar (Automated systems, gene tampering, etc)

Not really, Orders isn't accuracy modulation ripped from the fluff

What if it's to show the filthy xenos dominance of the human species?

[ordo xenos]

Nope

>imperial thought for the day: ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise

[message terminated]

But it's shooting a whole lot.

Truly humans are amazing, able to squeeze out that much more firepower because some guy told them to, or the ability to render the enemy's cover useless, again because a guy told them to.

How can Tau even compete?

If you have to use special helmets to hit as well as a veteran human, you're not superior soldiers, you just have fancier toys.

>Tau are nothing like space marines, they die in droves
And marines don't? Basically any official artwork that wants to puff up a faction will have them slaughtering smurfs.

You're right. We should all fling ourselves into a volcano because lol nothing will ever change dang

I fucking hate that comma. It's Tau, not T'au. That makes it read and look wrong. There should not be a pause after the T, that makes it two syllables and thus sounds stuttered.

You don't know shit about Communism do you? It's not remotely incompatible with religion.

Inb4 hurr durr opiate of the masses

By your logic Space Marines are a fucking waste and the Emperor should've just recruited more mundane humans and given them better armour.

Crunch =/= Fluff

I think he means in their general culture and morals. Despite their more practical approach, Fire Warriors are all about that MUH HONOR warrior shtick instead of a more professional soldier deal.

Apostrophe.

Nah it was due to the training similarities, and the fact that they are the fighting force of the two factions

idk where everyone got the idea that they are communist?
They are based of India and Hinduism.
"The Greater Good." is a direct reference to Hinduism.
The Caste system is clearly pulled from Hindi Caste system even has the exact same tiers.

>idk where everyone got the idea that they are communist?
American """education"""

>guy who invents communism literally says it's incompatible
>was brought up by the very group that the valhallans are based on leading to more proof as to them not being communist
>d-don't bring this up because I don't have an argument to stand on if you do

Americans think any form of unselfishness is communism and must be eradicated. The Imperium also sells bootstraps, citizen. Get to pulling for the Emperor. Also *BLAM*

The opiate of the masses quote doesn't mean what you think it means at all.

Also Marx's teachings have been built open and reworked massively in Communist theory, no modern far-leftist is actually preaching directly from fucking Capital.

Daily reminder that Taucucks are going to get stomped by Death Guard chads.

Not that user, but yeah, I've always thought that's pretty much true due to the outrageous expense that goes into making a whole million Marines, designing all their thousand types of unique expensive wargear and wasting thousands of people on trials just to get a few better soldiers out of it. A million Marines is a miniscule number to deal with the whole galaxy, and for the cost of that you could probably stick a few extra Guard Companies on every planet and kill that one Marine per world with meltaguns. It's not like you really need Marines for the surgical strikes they always do, takes very little of a Chapter's absurd resources to drop in some Termies and stab some guys, and you could do that with Scions.

I know the lore loves to wank them all the time, but given what we know about killing Marines (AKA: heavy weapons do it just fine) they're really not worthwhile.

>Mortarion salty that he lost Kronus so he swings by the Tau's homeworlds to get a consolation prize
Hahaha what a fucking sore loser.

>5 fire warriors and a handful of drones
wow what an intense fight right there, way to got Morty

>unseen: the remainder of the Tau army about to blast the DG to diseased smithereens

Are you saying the imperial cult doesn't directly have the same effect of propagating the inherent class issues of the imperium and is being used as both the higher class as a means to solidify power and by the lower class to find peace in their meaningless lives?

If I've jerked it to t'au porn, does that make me a heretic?

[ordo xenos]

Yes

>Imperial thought for the day: a broad mind lacks focus

[message terminated]

If you need to jack it to a xeno at least pick one with breasts like the eldar.

>Implying their guns haven't already rusted to scrap as daemonic plagues annihilate their puny civilization

yeah Or/k/s are by far the most /k/ faction. Not in the sense that they are the best representation of a modern militrary, or because they are full of oper8ors like the ones /k/ worships and aspires to be. They are the most /k/ faction because they are a wild chaotic mess of guns, cosplay, infighting, and ramshackle semi retarded equipment that are exactly what /k/ meetups are like.

Daily reminder that all the lore on the Tyranids is imperium records and they won't admit that the imperium know next to nothing about the Tyranid threat as a whole.