Have you ever had sexual fantasies about a player character in a session you were a part of...

This is not related to Traditional Games. It belongs on /soc/. Masturbate before posting in the future.

>band of rapist raiders rolls initiative to see who goes first

Once or twice as a DM when a character got captured at the end of the session.
Female rogue got bound and gagged in a prison cell, party off to rescue her.

I bet you are my current DM, I just know it.

Were you roleplaying every individual raider? Did you deliver the overzealous punch? Tabletop as foreplay does interest me, well done for trying it on.

A female friend of mine's last five characters have all been seductive, femme fatale, types. With her describing how they're seducing some NPC like twice a session, three times a week, it's hard not to.

>image
Were you a fan, too? The complete and utter lack of closure and outright heinous ideas in the last 20% of the comic hurt me in ways I'm still suffering from.

>swarm rules
>player was trying to escape using an airvent.

Sure. It was about my player character being violently gang-raped by every other player character.

Got any favorite memories stashed away?

My group mainly takes art from Gelbooru to use as character art (sometimes with light photoshopping), so I've ended up in the awkward situation of someone picking art of a character I've fapped to, and seeing porn of a character someone picked and only being able to think of them as our player character.

Doesn't stop me from fapping though.

I've never actually had fantasies specifically about another player character though. I have plenty of NPCs though.

Gelbooru is really just for porn, you're all too far gone to not be jacking it

See, this is worth noting. I don't have explicitly sexual scenes in my games. It's pointless, because the players can't really experience the sex - the same way that PCs usually don't bother to buy good food, because they can't savor the taste.

What's important is what comes before and after the sex. So I suppose that to make the perfect waifu, you have to pretend to be in love with the PCs (not the players) a little, in order for it to be realistic.

The fact that I basically get to play as a Japanese schoolgirl, Empress or some other waifu archetype makes it more fun. To my mind, the main draw to games are sex and violence, and so there's obviously a strong aspect of that as part of the heroic fantasy.

Probably the most fun I've had was an urban fantasy game (with very Japanese stylings) where one of the PCs - he was basically Arima from Tokyo Ghoul - ended up rescuing a vampire countess from cultists. My initial thought was that she'd be the sinister manipulator type, but on the spur of the moment I decided that her characterization would be more playful / flirtatious rather than going with the more cliched route. So as his 'reward' for saving her, she kissed him.

As it turns out (with a roll behind the scenes) she liked it. She liked it a lot. That's why when she became a recurring NPC, she kept flirting in a semi-serious way with the PC. The PC also rather liked her, but the player was initially worried that she was out of his league.

The really fun part was playing this basically gorgeous woman as sending signals to the PC. And (when you think about it) it's hard not to like the PC, who was incredibly skilled (women like men who are really competent), quite handsome, and an up-and-coming star.

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I mean, it is, but it has a shitload of SFW art too. I usually put rating:safe when I want character art.

But yeah, we're all degenerate weebs either way.

Yep, player, fap to NPCs and PCs. Constantly.

I just can't do this if the character is played by someone I know personally. Over online without friends, it's trivial.

So this was actually really cute. You have her dropping plot hooks like "I want the PCs (including this guy) to be my bodyguard" or "I want this particular PC to be my escort to a ball." It made sense, since this particular NPC was a relatively important VIP. (Note that the other PCs had romances, too, but they're beyond the scope of this post.)

The funny part was that the Countess's sister started getting in on the action too, from a combination of playful jealousy ("Seriously, what does my sister see in him?") and from the urge to tease him, dropping hints like "You know, polygamy *is* allowed in our society...". There was an especially hot sequence where she was in a limo with him, and basically coming onto him, especially when she leaned in close and squeezed his knee. (This was rather more playful, though.)

Ultimately this came to a head, when the Countess revealed that she had an arranged marriage in order to keep her bloodline pure. The thing is, she didn't especially want to marry the person she'd been set up for (another vampire) and noted that the only way she could get out of it would be to:

a) Have another suitor.
b) Have that suitor 'run the Gauntlet' - i.e. He'd have to fight his way past the aggrieved's minions, then battle her fiancee.

That was basically the climax to the plotline. The PC had to fend off an array of assassins while fighting his way through the undercity, with the rest of the party as his 'seconds'. Eventually, after a climatic duel, he defeated her fiance (Who had the ability to take on the form of a knight in bone armor, with a blood-absorbing sword) by staking him.

So our PC woke up in the Countess's bed, where she was tending to his injuries (and wearing an entirely diaphonous gown). She sort-of-teasingly stated that now he'd broken her engagement for her, she wasn't sure what she'd do since she was getting more offers than ever. Of course, the PC took the cue and pressed HIS suit.

Then they had a lot of sex.

honestly, there's nothing that interesting, it's all fairly vanilla, it's the context of hearing one of my close friends who's normally very shy talk like that which makes it hot

I want to be part of your bizzaro group. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

>Hey I wanna run this new system. Wanna try it?
>Sure
>Makes rouge the bat, mixed in with disney princess.
>Animal sidekick is Flit the hummingbird
>Needs to sneak on this railess stream train, to steal plans to mekka
>got to save nature from mekka
>attack at night.
>one guard taking a piss off the side
>she sex joke about size from darkness
>ooo.. how big
>Slams distracted guard head into railing then off the side of train into the river bellow
>"Looks like the crocs will be eating a foot long sausage"
>Sneak into room with three engineers.
>Takes out one, but misses the others.
>Tries to lunge, fucks it up and gets attacked from two low levels
>built for sneak attacks not very good at frontal.
>Lots of noise
>kills the engineers
>looks into the hallway
>8 guys with shock batons running full pelt
>ohno!
>slams the door shut and bars it
>only way out is an airvent
>door hp 60
>Dex build should use screwdriver.
>door hp 55
>Panic
>Tires rip the thing off the wall
>hp 43
>Again
>hp 36
>Gos for screwdriver
>hp 13
>gets screws off
>door breaks in
>Dex vs Dex
>bad roll vs amazing roll.
>Jump her
>Force her to ground.
>Stand on face
>"After we had our fun, the boss will deal with you"
>Eyes meet RL
>Sheets and dice go flying
>makeout like mad
>run to bedroom
>v*b****r in p**y. gyro and butterfly on fullblast
>floppy d***o and b***plug in hands
> ball gag in mouth
>dirtytalk.jpg
>"oh boss you wanna take over"
>me in butt
>"Whore thief"
>donkey punch.
>mmmmmm you like that!
>FALCONPUNCH
>No moaning, drops to the floor
>not good tears
>phone for pizza while she holds a bag of frozen peas on her head.
>retire the charterer. Still have the playersheet somewhere.

Sheesh you don't even know. Have two girls in group, one unbearably adorable and other dick-meltingly hot. Their characters are much the same.

The sessions are becoming a bit too much for me, I literally can't concentrate.

I'm worried I might come off as a creep so I've intentionally made poor excuses not to attend sessions just to seem like I'm a cool guy who definitely doesn't care too much haha...

I've ERPed as characters with people outside of games before. It's fun, and nothing turned weird.

Does every PC get the same thing? Because if only one guy gets that, I'm actually pretty jealous.

You're fucking this guy, aren't you.

>especially when she leaned in close and squeezed his knee
Wait, that's a sign of affection?

Holy shit, I haven't been in high school for nearly 10 years and now I'm retroactively figuring out that this one girl was probably maybe really into me. She squeezed my knees once because I'm ticklish, she sat on my lap once because she claimed I'd stolen her chair in the cafeteria (I didn't) and she pushed against my shoulder on the stairwell once. Fucking hell, I had to watch Frozen to finally figure out that the shoulder-shoving thing is a sign of affection.

Fucking hell, how can I be THAT autistic? I've officially lost every right to be mad at shonen/harem protagonists.

Yeah, because of my shortstack fetish.

Yes to the bonus as well, but that doesn't really matter because it's not something I can or would act upon.

I'm feeling it

How close we talking? From my completely outside context, you should go for that

No, I have a boyfriend who's a non-gamer.

That's pretty clear signs that a girl wants to fuck you.

>I want to be part of your bizzaro group. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
INDEED!

> "You know, polygamy *is* allowed in our society..."

BEST GIRL

What makes you make the jump from "might like you" to "certainly wants to fuck you"? I'm being non-facetious here, I'm more or less blind to these things.

I don't have enough sad trombone for this

See, generally women don't pursue men. We're discouraged from doing it, in our experience. If signals are really that unsubtle, it means that she more than liked you. If she just liked you, she'd be quietly trying to attract your attention. That's what I know, personally, since I'm not American.

Tell us about their characters

No, not everyone was interested in romantic subplots. Another PC had a rather involved thing with a teenaged demon-huntress, with a lot of amusing misunderstandings. As a side-note, I will never cease to be amused by how unprepared men seem to be for dealing with female interest. It's pretty cute.

Much respect to you.

You could of been having wild sex that ends in awkwardness like in my story bro.
YOU KNOW WHAT!
CALL HER!
RIGHT NOW!
"Hey ***** lets go and get some wings, my treat"
The others saying she wants to bone you are being over the top. But she was deffo into you dude romantic like.
Its okay, I had a voucher for domino's
Sweet bro, what else hapend with the others

If I get hard thinking about murdering some of my players and their characters, does that count?

Fucking hell women are shit.

It was 10 years ago mate. I don't have her contact info, don't particularly care and last time I checked she had a boyfriend.

Back in High School:
>sits on my lap riding to school
>sits on my lap when she comes to my house
>smiles when I press her against the wall
>laughs when I touch her intimate parts when we were fooling around on my mother's bed

Other girl from a few years before that:
>wants to get into the tent with me
>lets me fondle her breasts (as a joke, get it?)
>friend tells me she likes me but (it's also a joke, right?)

First girlfriend:
>invite her to my home to play
>she sits on my lap and I turn on my playstation
>only later she clarifies that's not what she meant by play

In college:
>go to a party and spend a long ass time browsing Veeky Forums while ignoring a girl that wants to "have a chat" with me
>later get reprimanded for that

Hindsight is 20/20, but in my case it usually takes somebody else pointing it out.

the more important context here is that both of us are in happy relationships

Right, right, cool

littlepeoplematch.com/
Go for it bro. Dress her as a gnome
Look for it bro, there is facebook for a reason. The world keeps spinning while you sit on your arse. What you gotta lose, 30mins of sitting around browsing Veeky Forums . Looking at Veeky Forums and lying to yourself that you will do it tommrow.
Come on bro. Unrequited feelings dont get the chance to go away.
This is the turning point in your life. Because at this moment you saw the truth that you where missing when you where younger

Dont waste it.

Look, I'm dense but
>sits on my lap when she comes to my house
>when she comes to my house
Nigga, what do you think she was doing in your house in the first place? Why did you even let her in? How could you let her in without realizing sh elikes you? Or are you one of those guys who just lets anyone in?

Like I said, much like their players.

One is an adorable little "gee mister" thief that plots endearingly dumb schemes to get shiny things. Her voice and mannerisms are diabetes-inducing. The character is also romantically oblivious so I sometimes have to deal with her sitting on my character's lap. THAT doesn't do much to stop muh dick.

Second is unintentionally hitting literally all my fetishes, a gorgeous femme fatale that flaunts her power and influence like a total bitch but genuinely cares for her companions and allows them to see her loving side every day. Sorta like a team mom, with extra magical realm for acting slutty and flirtatious yet breaking that facade and getting flustered when people get too close.

I just thought she was being friendly and wanted to hang out.
I'm the kind of guy who constantly needs to ask what people mean, especially when it comes to this sort of stuff.

Well, one of the other PCs, who was a Garo-esque knight (for the look of his armor, think Karas) ended up romancing a demon-huntress, as detailed here The twist here is that both of them were already engaged. They'd never met their 'counterparts'. Ultimately, they decided to do their duty and parted with a really passionate kiss at the train station. They were engaged to each other.

One of my players sits on my lap, but I don't think my wife would like it if I fucked him.

Only if she doesn't get to watch.

But have you asked?

If you were actually using those images, her sister is hotter. Now I'm rock-hard.

Is thief girl's player a realistic romantic option for you? I'd find it hard to believe she'd RP sitting in your lap without being interested unless it were really apparent that she's not available for a relationship and she just loves roleplaying a lot.

Second girl sounds great too, and I think you'd love Robin from One Piece, but you probably already know about her.

>realistic romantic option

Hahaha no. Im the classic fat neckbeard who's probably just too sexually non-threatening they don't find it weird to do that sort of tuff.

>t flaunts her power and influence like a total bitch but genuinely cares for her companions and allows them to see her loving side every day. Sorta like a my mom, with extra magical realm for acting slutty
Woah what.
>Sorta like a team mom
Oh ok. Never mind.
Mines into BF so she would be all over that. Bonus points if hes a trap.
I should of hit her harder.

Girls know what they're doing, mate. It's possible what you're saying is true but you should talk to her a little.

Believe in and work on yourself.

Na bro. I had this girl who was going after my wizard with her elf ranger.
I dont know why I bring all the " boy love " sniffing round, maybe its somthing about me.
Anywho bro she hooked up with a skinny never leaves the house wheres those glow in the dark dragon tshirts smells like lizard neckbeards friend of mine. So theres hope for a chunky fucker like you.

For what it's worth, her sister was thinking about taking on a human lover at the end of the campaign, and was still single. So you never know. (To be fair, she had very high expectations, since the PC was basically the greatest swordsman of all time.)

Every. Fucking. Game.

To be fair it's the players fault.

DM had a basically-married pair of party NPCs - a human rogue, to do our out-of-combat stealth fuckery, and a shy mouseling girl, to cook and do our chores for us. He's not a furfag, but he did play them the best, most lovey-dovey, OTT young couple out there. They were pretty cute together.
One day I fapped to the thought of sending the rogue off for the day to gather information or whatever while the rest of the group cucked the shit out of him and gangbanged the mouse girl. It was hella weird

man, how do these autists even get this much attention in the first place?
It seems it's either that they see every neutral or better interaction as a sign that she wants him, or would never notice anything short of "i really like you" and even then they might think it's a joke.

deets dude.
Dude...shame wank.

Just jerk off before the session man. It's not hard.

>We were 2 players and 1 GM.
>My bro played a boy and I played a girl, both 15 years old.
>He said that he'd be the protective tank guy while I was the support girl.
>One day a bad guy put us in an alternate reality through hypnosis.
>Bro managed to ruin so much shit in the alternate reality that the Bad guy lost concentration.
>We woke up from the hypnosis and fucked him up.
>We manage to powercreep as fuck when we stole the bad guy's magical items. The GM didn't plan for that..
>Timeskip 5 years, I drew my own character art so she looks like 18 CHA by my broken standards.
>I manage to nigger the powers of the son of a smaller God, my character become very powerful/broken.
>At the end of the campaign I've managed to nigger so much power from different Gods and Bad guys that my bro is pretty weak in comparison.
>The roles are reversed as she now defends him with all that power.
>In the end my character had 4 arms, 5 eyes (looked like a fucking traffic light), paper-pale with black full body tattoos, hueg knockers and sick looking satan horns.
>She absorbed the life of every person on the planet just to kill an Elder god, then resurrected everyone and ascended to godhood.
>She's now the main religion in my GM's setting and Bro is her avatar on earth.
>The campaign ran for a fucking irl year.

She turned into such a terrible mess of a Mary Sue, I can't comprehend it. But we had so much fun killing all those gods, I couldn't care less.
It wasn't until I found out that both of them had her as a wallpaper on their computers that I was extremly put off. (It was fucking 4 years ago and my GM still has her religion "logo" as a wallpaper.)
At that point I realized that I had accidently hit jackpot on their fetish BINGO and created their ultimate waifu.
I never fell in love with another players character though, they always play muscle guys.

Sounds epic bro. Post them artworks!
Be proud that your roleplaying effected them so deeply.

>It was fucking 4 years ago
In his defense, 4 years really isn't a lot on Adult Time, years fly by like months used to.

That's hilarious, though, well done.

Just once the DM accidentally step on my magical realm without knowing it. I'm big in despair and humiliation and my character was a proud arrogant noble.
>"You get tossed around mercilessness troght the room"
>"O-oh, no. H-how terrible!"
It was just that once but it felt weird afterwards.

I'm the other guy. The latter is pretty much it, my entire life has been a series of "what did they mean by this?" /tv/ shitposts.
Though I'm pretty sure I'm not on the spectrum.

I try very hard not to. If you can't look past a person's body and just move on with the game there is something wrong with you. Their interest is in the game, and not you.

I'm too shy, they could get traced back here, maybe one day if I decide to redraw them.
Yeah I suppose, it's just fucking wierd to walk into his appartment after 4 years and see the character you drew along time ago.

At least it was a drawing of your character that you made, and not a photo of you yourself that you never knew he took.

I mean, fair enough. I'm not very into the "waifu-culture". But I've been here long enough to get what it is and the jokes.
I guess when it happened to one of my own characters it zapped me.

It could of been on shuffle

Yeah, you're right. Maybe I'm projecting.

when is this supposed to start?
I always hear people, even really young people talk about how time "passes quicker" as they get older
I'm 26 and i haven't even begone to experience anything slightly like this.
my rate of time is identical to when i was any age except for when i was a young child maybe.
Is it some kind of metaphor for having too many responsibilities, their sense of time becoming less precise or does literally every second seem to pass quicker?

if you are referring to "see every neutral or better interaction as a sign that she wants him" as "the other guy"
then yeah, usually those guys are usually only autistic by the Veeky Forums definition.

Literally every second seems to pass quicker. You have an abnormal gift, I'm also 26.

for me it happened once I got a soul crushing office job

now I am 27 and I feel like my life has been over for years. I'm not dead yet, but that doesn't mean I am "living" in any sense but the absolute one.

There's a theory that new experiences go slower than old ones, because you're paying attention to the new ones and just sort of coasting on autopilot/have no need or ability to create new memories about the old stuff. The idea goes that as you get older, you run into fewer new things, so time flies.

That said, I've always suspected it's at least part meme. I find it really easy to look back and think holy shit, THAT'S how long ago that was?!?!?! But I don't really get the sensation that time moves faster now than when I was younger.

seriously? ive heard people say it's because for each given time period you form a smaller % of your total memories as time goes on.
but obviously that would only apply to long enough periods of time that you could actually form memories for example, each month seems to pass faster.
how do you know you are remembering an accurate representation of how long each counted second was?
do you have more difficulty understanding people because of how fast they are talking, moreso than you did when you were younger?

I meant the other guy as in "I'm the guy who replied to the poster you are quoting".
There is nothing to misinterpret, it really comes down to a lack of comprehension that later gets pointed out by the person involved or a related third party.

I have considered the reason it never happened to me is because of my phenomenally shit memory for events. I can remember facts and processes fine (perhaps even better than most), but there is only a handful of life events that i can actually remember in brief synopsis. people talk about "where they were" when 9/11 happened, when I couldn't even remember what season it was if the date wasn't also the name.

I can totally understand someone being dense to signals, what i was really asking is how people who would seem to be socially retarded get such strong female attention, meanwhile the other type of stereotypical autist would jump at every opportunity and come up with nothing
were you just that attractive?

...

Depends on how far you stretch the definitions, there was an NPC that randomly was smack in the middle of my magical realm slimegirl with a slight boner for experimentation, DM admits he put it in just to see if it was someone's MR that immediately hit it off with my character for entirely nonsexual reasons.

Coincidentally enough, later in the campaign I got my character cursed with my choice of effect, so long as it was sufficiently ironic. Given I was playing an elf that, according to the last DM and some diplomacy, is passable for a lithe human female despite being (male), and my love of the Ranma 1/2 series, I suggested a genderbend for the giggle potential. Turns out bending was DM's fetish, and everyone lived happily ever after.
Until the game died due to a combination of infighting and scheduling hell

The door was being broke down.. so its hp was dropping. Come on Gengar use your head
Did you and the gm date afterwards?

>I'm so sick to death of humans with ears, horns, and scales glued on that I don't know what to do
That's because few people try to actually make monster-girls like the animals they represent. When was the last time you saw a wolf-girl in a pack, or a lamia dislocate her jaw to swallow large prey?

>a wolf-girl in a pack, or a lamia dislocate her jaw to swallow large prey?
That's hot.

What I really want to see is a lamia with hypnosis powers, like Kaa from the Jungle Book.

As GM, just about every NPC couple is one of my fetishes. I don't even do it on purpose, it just happens.
>orc steward and halfling cleric/medic/officer: motherly, competent small woman with large, awkward, muscular bearded man
>half-orc bouncer and goblin bartender: size difference, muscle woman, shortstacks, lesbians.
>"celibate" halfling cleric and half-elf apothecary: butt stuff, taboo, size difference, religious girls, paid arrangement for casual sex, secret relationships
>human male industrialist and his aasimar courtesan: dominatrix, prostitution, nun outfits
And then there's the time I commissioned NSFW art of my half-orc cleric at the height of passion with his tiefling sorceress wife while she stares lovingly and caresses his face with her hand.

Still fap to that one sometimes.