Good afternoon and welcome to Veeky Forums, the board where everything's made up and the experience points are sort of like my calorie count - too excessive to matter!
Today we'll be playing a game called Scenes from a Hat: Veeky Forums Edition! If you don't know how the game works, we carefully collected suggestions from fellow elegan/tg/entlemen and randomized them in this hat. I'll select the scene suggestions and we'll see what kind of responses we get!
Things you can say about your weapon but not your girlfriend.
"Sharpest tool in the shed."
"Your always by my side"
Never let me down.
I love how it's possible to hold you in my hands.
Bequeathed to me from my father.
Looks good in leather
Flat as a pancake
You've gotten pretty dull
Time to clean the blood off of you.
This one only cost me 20 gold
This pegging thing is actually kinda fun.
I can always get another if I lose it.
The BBEG's second job.
Groaning in disgust, mostly when somebody talks about his formal occupation.
Taxidermist.
Provides educational tableaux to local colleges, etc., using the preserved remains of those fools that cross him.
The educational message? Messing with BBEG's is bad for your health...
Need to upgrade you...
Owns a pet spa.
>And if you liked your purchase of the HOLY SWORD OF LAW +2, please be sure to leave the seller, [email protected], positive feedback!
Uber driver.