You are now an normal ork boy. Unless you are specialized in a field(medical: paindoc, engineering: Mek, etc)

You are now an normal ork boy. Unless you are specialized in a field(medical: paindoc, engineering: Mek, etc)

What do you do?

i chop
Alternativly: dakka.

pee pee poo poo

penis in vagina

I'm an Occupational Therapist who designs, builds and prescribes personalized tools, wheelchairs splints and prosthetic limbs. I do this by 3d printing, or by getting an existing prosthetic/wheelchair/splint, pulling it to pieces and kit bashing it together as a custom job for the clients (surprisingly my years of kit bashing, conversion and greenstuffing has provided me with a good mind and good skills for the job)

So my question is am I a Mad Dok or a Mek or both?

Die to a bolter in any given battlefield.
Perhaps buy a hair squig first

Are you a MD? Are you licenced? Does a better paid and educationed person have to sign off on all your decisions like that of a wearily parent looking after their retarded child?
If no to first two, and yes to the second, you are a waste of fucking space

No like you are an ork in our world.

Not an MD, and no a doctor nor better paid professional doesn't sign off on anything I do. They are referred to me like another Doctor refers onto another specialist, and any prescription of equipment or modification is done at my, or my two business partners decision. The turnover for the business at this stage is on par with a similar size GPs clinic with most of the business revenue going directly into paying off the loans we took out to open business. As for licensing yes I am licensed, insured and registered as being able to prescribe equipment and house modification. We also pay a small amount to the equipment companies authorizing us as the the only private business in our geographical location allowed to modify and change their equipment upon prescription (hence the referals from GPs and other OTs)

I'm a chemist, so probably a brewer boy? Has GW removed them for being not 40k enough?

I find me something to krump.
Maybe dem 'umies wiv all da camo and puny shootas ken point me ter somefing I'z can stomp!

Not in my heart user.

Not in my heart.

Honestly 40k will always be a dark comedy, despite the serious push.

I hope dey don't re-peel #DAKKA

OH.
Well probably buy the hair squig anyway. Probably end up getting shot to death by cops or something.

That makes the lastest HH books more bearable, with this whole "I damned mankind because daddy did not love enough!"

I like to believe it's all an exceedingly romanticized set od historical novels akin to Three Kingdoms.
Except not actually good.

I start krumpin gits

...

It's simple really, find something to krump, any other answer would be muckin about.

haha

Become a homosexual orc and do butt stuff.

Squig Choppa [Cook]
Mek as from the sounds of it, ask in ork you would be the one building the bionics that a Dok might install

Well, they were briefly mentioned in the Beast Arises series in passing, so they're still around... sort of.

Do Orks even have historians?

Yea.

Kind of.

Maybe.

It seems like the beasts groups are the basis for the klans so they at least have some history

Guess I'm a mekboy then.

In that case...

Youz gets a deff dredd! And youz gets a deff dredd! ALL YOUZ GITS GETS DEFF DREDDS!

I'm a clerk, so guess I'm in charge of Logistikz. Someone's gotta make sure you gitz 'ave enough dakka, that some grot isn't takin' extra gubbinz, and that we don't run out of a nuffin.

>Not shootas with tons of gubbins
You're not trying hard enough

Plus everyone seems to forget that having one ork on a planet is a bad thing because of the spores.

>A bunch of Orks suddenly spawn on Earth
Which government would try to weaponize them first?

The SJW's would call them a minority and then get mowed down by the green hoard.

North Korea would probably try to weaponize the orks.

FOIGHT UNTIL I GOTZ NO ONE BIGGER UN ME YA GIT

>Being an ork logistics officer
I wouldn't wish that hell on my worst enemy.

>four gubbinz? FOUR GUBBINZ?!
>I told you lot, only three gubbinz!

>North Korea would probably try to weaponize the orks.
>implying the Orks would stick around for some crap-hole like North Korea instead of going to the USA which clearly has better dakka.

>implying the orks wouldn't have North Korea first world in two years.

>I ZOGGIN' SWEAR IF I FIND ANNUVA SHOOTA MISSIN' FROM DA DAKKA-CLOSET WITHOUT DA PROPPA PAPERWORK IMMA GET DA WEIRDBOY TO SQUIG THE LOT O' YA!

Old lore had the runtherdz pass down oral history.

I'm a software developer. Is that enough to make me a Mekboy?

Middle manager: I'm a Runtherd, bosspole 'n all. Weedy gitz? Krump'd. Puny 'umies? Krump'd. Boyz wot fink dey gotz more know-wots 'n da boss? U know dey'z krump'd. Nuffink loike a well-oiled WAAAAGH!!

Paindok reportn' fer duty sir(medical student)

Well we have at least one doctor.

I would start scratching all over near junkyards. A few grots and we'll start orking this place up.

Could be worse. You could have an ork drill instructor.

>All these replies and not one of them is the correct one.
>Get stuck in!

You know, come to think of it, the mekboys we see usually fall under the domains of mechanical engineering, maybe electrical or stuff to do with particle physics... I'm not sure how much call there is for civil engineering, among the orks. Buildings and bridges don't shoot stuff, and they only smash stuff when they don't work.

Construction worker... Well, someone needs to put the gargant together, and it sure as fuck ain't going to be grots doing it.

Goff Rokka aint so bad to be.

I'm a designer, so I guess I'll be choosing colours and decorations for the wagons, deciding where to put chequered strips and dags to make them look ded ard

I herd buzzer squigs
Runtherds remember and tell lots of stories

Every ork warboss needs 'Da Biggist Scrapheep' to look worth their teef.

Well I am learning about biology...So I am painboy

"Start runnin' boyz"

I'm a writer. I doubt orks can read and they certainly wouldn't care enough about stuff to write it down. I'm basically that runt who's going to get his face kicked in for a handful of teeth.

Well I make Jewlery, so I guess I am now a flashgit. Or the git who makes flashgit's dakka flashier.

well I'm studying studying criminology... is there any such thing as Ork Law enforcement?

>what are stormboyz

try to git bigga by fightin squigs and udda boyz

I use metal detectors to looks for old munitions (but mostly garbage) and then I dig it up and sometimes even get to demo the item with our own explosives.
I could be valuable asset to Mekboys to help with munitions R&D? I dunno I'm basically an environmental worker. I'm unfamiliar with Ork units but doubt they have an EPA

>fast-food shift manager
I already herd orks to serve orks everyday

Whats the equivalent of an orc who does Data Science for Insurance Companies?

>DONT GO YAPPIN AT ME YA BLIND GIT! ITS ON DA FRIDGE!

yeah, there was a comic about a gretchin using other grots as bait for a really big squig that was to be served as food. Like. 1 toof for a fungus beer.

Well orks can write as they have post system

And if your lucky you get to be the one that writtes down stuff for gazgul-mag uruk thraka as he knows high gothic (And might want someone to writte down what he said)

>Infantry soldier
Well just carry on as normal I suppose

Murrica.

>SJW
Seek help.

>larper
You'd be a komando. A bad one.

No m8 I genuinely am in the infantry, British army

It support technician. Guess I'm a mek.

You'd be klan Bloodaxe.
Usin' takktix an' ideaz an' stuff dat yuz 've copied or made up, 'stead've jus' yellin' 'n' chargin' all da time!

Stormboy?

I work for an insurance company, specialising in subsidence claims.

So I'm shouting at people why their houses are falling down.

It's coz dey're a git

>What do you do?
Crush da shitta.
Go down to da welding bay.
Make a choppa.
Find scrap around da plant.
Make a slugga.
Muck about.
Wander off.
Krump sumfing.

fpbp

I'm a lawyer. Does that make me a Nob?

Yea probably.

I really don't think orks have a legal system.

Find a git smaller than me and kick his ass. If none are available, then go bully some gretchin into making me some beer.

it makes you a grot.
Just as soulless.

Make ork video game, get an army of huge, neckhairsquig infested orks who have been playing simulated battles.

Dakka > Chop

>I'm been in over a hundred Solid Ork simulations

The Mek life choose me, so I must make myself a Shokk Attack Gun, a Cybork body and a Kustom Force Field

>not beginning mass production of grot tanks

What's wrong with you, you git

No dakka for u, ya git

I'm a traveling freelance technician that builds and repairs industrial equipment. I guess I'm both a freebooter and a Mek.

i study engineering, so i will sit on a big comfy pile of scrap and bully grots into doin my work

the ork life has its advantages

>not Solid Squig
c'mon

Being an Ork logistics officer would be the easiest job in the world if you've got enough WAAAAAGH energy going.
>Boss, we ain't got enuff shootas...
>'Course we do, ya puny squig! I zoggin' said dere was enuff shootas!
and lo and fucking behold, there are enough shootas.

Find sum humies to stomp.

>and lo and fucking behold, there are enough shootas.
>mfw I realize Ork Logistikz Nobz are basically a bunch of Ork Jeebuses

I'm a terrible writer so I guess I'd be that one grot assigned to writing WAAAGH! on the banners.

Wouldn't matter since we have little to no way of containing the green Tide once it gets going. It'd be the extinction of humanity.

>your terrible writing carries over to being a grot, so you end up writing 'WAAAGH!!!' with two As instead of three

YA 'AD WUN JOB YA SNOTLING-BRAINED GIT!!

Gorkamorka proves otherwise.

I'm a medical dude so paindok.

I'd bust into the national guard base and start lootin things.

Britain or US. Gotta asume someone in ppwer on either side is knowledgeable about 40k, especially considering how popular it is for the Brits. Whichever of the two realizes they can potentially use them as freebootaz and turn them against their political enemies will become the ultimate world power.

Trump would team up with the green hoard.

Hopefully the /pol/ and /leftypol/ orks wander off and the rest of us can get a proper WAAAGH! going.

The news would explode though.

Freebootaz are hilariously fickle. Odds are they'd be more than willing to take jobs from all sides, and more than one Freeboota Klan would inevitably appear due to how Orks reproduce. Instead I think multiple countries would get to hiring Freebota Privateers.

>Ork-infested Earth would actually be a fun setting

Oh and I'd start buying lots of paint.

Red blue yellow and purple.

We'd take one look at how thye manage to create FTL technology 'ardly even finkin' and try to surrender and become their slave race after we find out it doesn't work in our hands.

The planet of blanks teams up with the green hoard.

Sounds like a great DH campaign.

I think that'd really depend on their point of entry. the only real guarantee is that they'd quickly expand though even if they spawned in a populated area and were summarily killed, because of the spore system.

That's only because the tin-skeletons scared dat cowardly gits on Gorkamorka off ya grot.