The archmage gets fed up with being some sort of celebrity that everyone constantly bugs for various frippery and/or to...

>The archmage gets fed up with being some sort of celebrity that everyone constantly bugs for various frippery and/or to tutor them
>Turns self into a little girl and buggers off to do adventuring since he's bored

Isn't that like, every mage?

>just assumes the form of a child, because boredumb.
Is it a polymorph? An illusion?

>turns self into a little girl
But merlin only pretended to be a little girl

>Archmage half-assing anything
Full shape change or bust

gay. that level of power takes the fun out of everything. might as well just masturbate and call it a day.

>might as well just masturbate and call it a day.
Is that before or after turning into a little girl?

before you pretend to turn into one

also, before you make a thread

Why do all these sexually weak men think masturbating stops you thinking about that stuff?
People with endurance think of it harder.

The user has been posting about the whole masturbate before starting a thread thing for ages. Doofus doesn't understand how orgasm really affects the brain.

Well that was a rather short, but wild ride.

For serious though, mages keep turning themselves into lolis. There must be something wrong with magic.

Why a girl instead of a little boy? Why not go back to being a young man?

he did that 600 years ago?
You get into some weird shit when you're immortal.

>I-I need to justify having a magic loli
Why not try asphyxiating on helium?

Oh, it's that salty guy and not an actual question. Gotcha.

Considering he gave female King Arthur a dick for shits and giggles, assume he was a little girl at some point

Nah, he just pretends to be one on the internet.

After a certain power threshold, every powerful wizard turns themselves into a girl sooner or later.

As if you wouldn't turn yourself into the ultimate lifeform if you could.

>Can polymorph into anything
>Sticking to one form and not switching it up daily, as the situation dictates.

That image is pretty good though, thanks for that.

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Naw, just essence paths ether and a pillow boi.

So what's the order of progression once you become "immortal archmage"-tier?
>Prime of your life
>Wizened, old, and haggard
>The "sweet spot" where you're clearly old enough to demand respect, but young enough to still be attractive
Seems pretty linear as far as progression goes. But what comes next?

>Some kind of magic talking animal
>A warped being that it's hard for others to look at.
>Woman
>Loli
>Shota
>Dragon

>Good luck I'm behind 7 proxies.jpg