A sorceror has turned your entire party into adorable little budgies

What's your next move?

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Now you've got me thinking on how to stat up a spell that can do this. I might subjugate my players to it for a fun one off session.

Baleful Polymorph is the name of the spell, user. It's already a thing.

I don't play DnD.

Having already been forced to spend the last few weeks as a hummingbird, I consider this an improvement.

Smash Becky

Bob up and down rapidly, beating the shit out of my toys

You poor thing

Swordsage budgie is very angry. It flies up to the Sorcerer's face and makes an unarmed attack with its beak using Greater Insightful Strike. The strike shatters Sorcerer's skull and tears apart the brain. Sorcerer is struck down.

Swordsage budgie spits on Sorcerer's corpse.

Coordinate with my party members to all shit on their head.

Polymorph into a super buff man and beat the sorcerer until he turns everyone else back to normal.

Swordsage budgie tried and comes yo the upsetting realization he no longer has saliva to spit with.

...

>implying becky will let you smash

And then you divide the loot.

Screech like a piece of shit.

Upon discovering this terrifying fact Swordsage budgie shits all over the place.

Go to the nearest bird inn to discuss what to do.

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This.

Sincronized roof shitting.

Severely underrated post

Everything is going according to plan. Now we hit up the First National Bank.

accuse the DM of magical realming because I need to feel angry about something or else my life feels meaningless

shit on things

Swordsage budgie is hero

I'd take off to GET MAD BIRB POOSI, shit on statues and people looking at statues - then steal lots of shiny objects.

So pretty much exactly the same thing I always do in D&D

HAVE A GREAT TIME

*Squawk*

Devolve into a T-rex.

What system?

...

Irony is strong in you.

We can still adventure!

Seek out the Macaw Priests. In their wisdom lies the path to our salvation.

>budgie
>adorable

literaly shit tier birb

you shut your whore mouth

Haha, jokes on the sorcerer! My character is already a wereraven and thus immune to shapeshifting magic. Once he walks off thinking he's won I can change back at will.

Also, already being a birb at heart, this is nothing too particularly off putting.

You are just imagining it

>proud raven cursed to be in budgie body
>nothing too particularly off putting

Well if I can change back due to being a shapeshifter, not a big deal. If not, well, fuckingsorcereri'llpeckyoureyesoutandshitinthesocketsyoulittleshit

Then try and track down someone to change me back.

Seems like a lot of shitting going to go down

In my setting there's actually a city-state for sentient birds, Cloudcuckooland, located between the heavens and earth. So we WOULD just go there but SOMEBODY ruined it for everyone.

Chirp angrily and take a shit on the sorceror's head. Fly away.

sauce on that birbppffft?

Squawk

Don't eat parrots, bud

Looks like a type of parrot to me

masked lovebird

anime is stricly inferior to just about any bird so i don't care

Why not?

Don't forget trying to feed the bird in the mirror by spitting on it

>EAT IT

Never shutup

If it's my players
>the party will somehow get drunk
>this will somehow result in a huge number of deaths
>someone will attempt to fuck a sheep.
>I'll be told 10/10 best campaign in years

Carry on as usual.

Look for cheep thrills.

Murderbirb Returns: The Revenge of Murderbirb

55th post, best post.

Coincidental dubs make it true.

>55th post
>55
wow...

Underrated

Holy sh*t

Sounds like you just agree with it

AND SO IT WAS TRUE BY THE POWER OF 55

Shit all over his tower/carrige/person

Been there, done that, still bitter over spending a session playing as a turkey with a massive Dex penalty.

Laugh now, sorceror. I will follow you down to the end of the world. I will find where you live. And then I will shit on everything you love. So laugh now while you can.

I use my wizardry to turn the sorcerer into a hedgehog.

lel

hummies are funny

Probably the exact same thing we were doing before, but now we don't have to cast a spell to fly.

T'rexes were my ancestors I'll have you know

Eat seed