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I cant be the only one who likes this meme. Pls post ur chads. Pic related.

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Still looking for the Virgin Morgoth

I'm already tired of this meme, and it's because there's only been one funny one (virgin islands vs republic of chad) and the rest are just "LOOK, I REPEATED A THING BUT SWITCHED SOME THINGS C'MON GUYS SHARE IT, IT'S LIKE YOUR THING."

In other words, symptomatic of the most unthinking and lame memes destined to be a hallmark of unamusing shitposters.

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Our Table Chad
>Healthy relationship where his wife supports his gaming
>Brings cut veg sticks for everyone to have
>Offers to get everyone a drink when he gos and gets one
> Helps retard when he forgets how his class skills work.
>Always asks what other Pc's think ic
>Trusts the other PC's 100%
>Always smiling
>Gives honest feed back on games but always says what he likes about the game too.
>Offers to take me out to find a girlfriend
>Lies to me and says im a handsome guy and would get girls easy if I just get my teeth fixed.
>always makes sure there is something for each PC to do when he gms.

I got into a fight with other people on the table over one of his games.
>Retards 21 birthday. Spends it with the gaming group.
>Brings out a cupcake with candle on it and turns off light
>I just want to eat my maccyDs and game, not sing
>I just mouth along becuse fuck that retard
>Game starts finally
>Retard in middle of group. Im a scout make a check to find a safe path though the forest
>Roll well, with my skills have super good score
>Chad: Ok you see cleric(retard) slip as the ground dropps out from under him and gos slideing the trail.
>I made sure that path was safe. Argue. I should of got another check for traps
>Retrard finds himself in a clearing with two glowing "presents" . In shiney red paper with a yellow ribbon. Totally lore unfriendly
>Gm: Cleric(retard) You know whats in these. One holds a ring of the sun. The other a clock of Sarenrae. You know once you touch them they will dispear
>Picks the ring. +5 DR to fire damage
>I say that I should get it because im the one who has to deal with traps and GM likes fire traps
>Wont hand it over
>Fuck Chad and retard.

>That was the last time in those wars that he passed the doors of his stronghold, and it is said that he took not the challenge willingly; for though his might was greatest of all things in this world, alone of the Valar he knew fear. But he could not now deny the challenge before the face of his captains; for the rocks rang with the shrill music of Fingolfin's horn, and his voice came keen and clear down into the depths of Angband; and Fingolfin named Morgoth craven, and lord of slaves. Therefore Morgoth came, climbing slowly from his subterranean throne, and the rumour of his feet was like thunder underground.

>Morgoth at the time of the War of the Jewels had become permanently 'incarnate': for this reason he was afraid, and waged the war almost entirely by means of devices, or of subordinates and dominated creatures.

>Ungoliant belched forth black vapours as she drank, and swelled to a shape so vast and hideous that Melkor was afraid.
although who the fuck isn't scared of ungoliant, give him a pass on that one

I think you might be That Guy, user.

Blown out.

Don't let the homebrewers see this one.

You are the virgin at the table. But you knew that already.

Control player detected

So? Just because I can't talk to girls don'st make me /that guy/. I understand girls. I play them most of the time as Pc's and always play them in mmos

>I play women so I understand women!
user pls...

>I understand girls. I play them most of the time as Pc's and always play them in mmos

am i being trolled?

>All my characters are based on anime waifus, so I'm pretty sure I understand how real girls act, guys.

Holy shit, you just took the award for most retarded post on Veeky Forums right now.

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I could believr your first two sentenced if that wasn't for the third one.
t. fellow virgin

Holy shit the Virgin is so relatable

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What you like to look at guys ass for 300+ on mmo.
When my Pc flirts with a barmaid thats two girls. Thats 0% gay because its got no girls.

This is meant to be how shitty chads are. And mines the worse. Got tons of these type of stories.

You are pretty good at Roleplaying /thatguy/ if thats what you are doing now. I find it hard to believe someone like you exists for real

>I play girls because looking at a guy's ass is gay!

Holy shit kid, that's like the most 13 year old answer ever. You're aware this is an 18+ website, right?

This meme is truly great

Goddammit you idiots stop getting baited.

I play girls because I want to be a cute girl.

>forcedelf.jpg
>calling anyone else a kid

whew lad.

>the Virgin magnus

>the Chad russ

I play as girls too because they are so cool.
I am SOOOO happy that those new Female Stormcast models are coming out. I'm going to make an all-female stormcast army!

You don't understand I was just pretending to be retarded

You sound like you have no idea what a meme actually is. I bet you unironically call it a me-me and think you're being clever when you letter box a picture and add a caption. Hang yourself from the nearest rafter, at lease you'll find some culture dangling under a vaulted ceiling.

This guy gets it. Thanks man. I think Im being tolled. But I know that there are people who understand

Im not that guy. I got a little bit of autism thats been diagnosed so I dont have to work. I get to play mmo's all the time and work on my book.
Chad isnt a nice guy. HES /that guy/

>All round friends house
>Chad and firend live near each other and we hang out before we go gaming
>I drive over
>We take it in turns to buy lunch but I don't have to buy because I don't work.
>We get in my car
>Chad in back because friend has broke his leg and its easier for in to be in front.
>Chad pushes tash off seat
>Spots the plastic wrapper to my porn mag
>Chad: its 2014 who still buys porn from a shop
>This happend in 2014. He wasn't trying to be funny
>I just don't want viruses on my pc
>Chad: You bootleg games
>I use p2p its safe.
>Chad: Just use pornhub like a normal person
>Sure Chad, if I want the Chinese to steal my credit card data
>Saw chad the other day after not seeing him in a while. Bought everyone lunch and made a joke about me buying porn again.

He also gave me a nickname and I hate it. Just use my REAL name, pc's name or my online handle.

That's what a fucking meme is

>listens to luca turilli and rhapsody of fire

Top kek

I think you may be the kind of person who is impossible to get along with.

You didn't have to point out that I was a virgin to everyone and get me trolled. But if you where only pretending I guess I shouldnt of got baited.
>highqt3bait.jpg

>I use p2p its safe
Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
I mean, properly set up and coupled with a vpn it's less risky. But safe, no.

You need to look really hard into a mirror and think about what kind of person you are from other people's perspectives.

>We take it in turns to buy lunch but I don't have to buy because I don't work.
that doesn't sound like taking turns at all

also I'm assuming this is a troll, but if not you're a faggot and Chad is a saint for putting up with you

You are pretty dedicated to trolling. Good jorb.

If you are so worried about getting viruses from porn sites:

Use noscript.
Look at the source of the website, to find the video url.
Go to the video url.
Download it (use downloadhelper or downthemall if you need to).


Alternately:
Download sandboxie.

Go to porn sites in sandboxed browser.

Fuck you, but what's the source of that angry cute?

I doubt that this story is true because of how you intentionally make yourself look like a moron.

Your table chad sounds like a really good guy, made me think this would be a story about how cool he is. Instead it's about you be a total virgin.

I bet you buy anime and music too faggot.

I had to Google Luca Turilli.

This is gold.

COMEDY gold.

You completely misunderstood the point of the meme.

Devil is a part timer, she is my wifu
Not trolling. People are baiting me.
It is turns. One week Chad buys, the other friend buys
I don't get what you mean. How do I "look at myself". How do I look like a moron, I havn't done anything wrong.

No I get it on p2p or stream it on youtube.
You can get all the ost on youtube.

youtube.com/watch?v=WRQ6thP8D0w

Try this for size

An actual, unironic film clip from RoF

I should of just posted the link I watched it on.
I should of told you its real name:
Hataraku Maou Sama
But I got the manga and thats the name it has in print.
youtube.com/watch?v=ybzRecomoUw

Not the guy you are quoting, but she is "Emi Yusa" from "Devil is a Part Timer".


These sites can be helpfull for you if you need to find an image sauce, although they sometimes don't always work:

google.com/imghp
iqdb.org.

Someone make this happen please

Incredible.

As someone who loves opera, I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.

>I havn't done anything wrong.

You're jobless and scrounging free pizza

You have a car full of trash.

Indiscreet in matters of porn.

Worry about viruses rather than taking steps to solve the problem.

Thinks that p2p is safe

Thinks that the Chinese are going to get your credit card data from pornhub

Chad buys everyone dinner and you whine because he calls you out on something that you did that was stupid.

ITs fish and chips if you must know. And he gets me a battered sausage instead because I dont like fish and its cheaper so im saving him money.

he covers his fries in ketchup too, like some sort of tard

>fetish
>a mental illness
You're not even trying

The ONLY good one

Your waifu a shit. SHIT!

Chiho is better scrub

You getting free food off of him is somehow saving him money? How the fuck does that work?

>Not liking ketchup
Is there even a name for what is wrong with you?

The only people i know who have their car covered in trash are actually certified Autists. You can seriously tell if someone is autistic by how dirty their car is or how picky of an eater they are.

shes in love the MC. im not a cuck like you.
because the fish is more money. And he gos to the supermarket and buys a bottle of ketchup and uses TONS of it.
Chads mum always put too much of it on his plate as a kid and he still dose it now because >'it reminds me of her."
fag. Just because shes dead dons't mean you should ruin your food. Why drown it ?

>"it reminds me of her."
>fag. Just because shes dead dons't mean you should ruin your food. Why drown it ?
You must be a troll. There's no way you're this much of a cunt.

I bet you are one of those faggots who puts malt vinegar on food, making the whole place smell like an armpit

>shes in love the MC. im not a cuck like you.
>imfuckingplying that Emi isn't hasn't already fallen for the Devil
I do believe you are serious

>Implying that Emi is Tsundere as fuck towards Maou and wants his demonic dick.

No user, you are the cuck. And then user watched his waifu get fucked.

ITs not like she can tell. Like who is he doing it for. Even when is was alive she wasnt with us.
No just extra salt. Like I use the clubs salt because they dont put enough on.

He's doing it because it helps him remember the person who he loved and cared for, clearly something you never had.
Are you psychotic or something?

No... vinegar does not smell like armpits.

exhentai.org/g/672004/49c6d05bab/

In case anyone wants to see this autists waifu get gangbanged

>sperging out over catsup

Vinegar is fucking disgusting and smells awful. Trust me, i live in Maryland and "boardwalk fries" are a thing here

of course I have someone I care for.

His mother also ruin one of his campaigns because he didnt like coming gaming when she died.
If 'retard' gave me that ring we could of got much more done. But instead the game ended and nothing got resolved.
He is a real retard too, works in a supermarket.
>exhentai.org/g/672004/49c6d05bab/
rofl , just a picture of a panda.

What job do you have again?

>real retard too, works in a supermarket
Says the unemployed man.

Also how fucking dare you for saying that shit about his mother? She died and he was broken up about it, anyone would have. Some people take it more than others and that's normal. "Chad" should just leave your sorry rotten ass for writing shit like this behind his back.

He doesn't have one.

>rofl , just a picture of a panda.
while I'm almost certain you're trolling this one legitimately made me laugh out loud.

Not this shit again.
Fuck off to

I know i just wanted him to say that

Is /b/ still a thing?

Who are these handsome and joyful men? Whatever their doing, they should keep it because those smiles are worth it.

What if I'm clean AND a picky eater?

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Picky eating is a huge sign of autism. Not even memeing, thats one of the biggest red flags. Not sure about the dirty car thing, thats just an observation as I know 2 guys very obviously on the spectrum and they both have fast food bags from months ago everywhere.

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have you tried not being a faggot? people are you are repulsive. I'd never allow a tranny in the making to join my game.

I dont need to work because the government pays for my stuff for me. Why should I waste my time in a supermarket when I can earn the same amount sitting at home and working on my book.
While your stacking shelfs im playing world of tanks or painting my army
Chad even says Im better at painting then he is so who is a loser now.

>a game thats been running for 4 months
> 12 sessions or so because we play once a week but got two games running
>Uses point buy but lets me roll for my stats
>Roll really poorly but Chad lets me use point buy instead
>f that. Ill just reroll at home
>Dosn't even check my sheet or stats. Could of put 18's in all my stats if I wanted too.
>I use the main woman from my book to help me get in her head more for when I write
>4'2 Kitsune rouge, wrapps her breasts down because they get in the way while she pick pockets. She likes teasing the barmaids because they wasting their time
> Stats are 16, 22, 15, 14, 16, 11
>Is a REALISTIC ORIGINAL character rather than a lolzrandom that the half orc barbarian who is Lolz so strong or the human ranger that is just Aragorn.
>Have to stop a madman who is stealing very odd items from all over the world.
>Killing people left and right but I dont care about that, just there to get paid.
>About to sneak into a dragons den. Set everything up so we are able to steal from dragon without it seeing us.
>Was finally able to get my own fire ring after 4 sessions dispite me checking each shop around every town we go to.
>during the week his mum dies.
>send him a message to see if game is still on
>don't even reply
>game cancelled but no one tells me till a few hours before hand.
>He makes me go and get my own dinner
>next week other game is on, Chad dosn't even bother sending a message in saying he isnt coming
>THIRD week still no game, still not replying to my messages
>week 4 other game. No chad, no message
>5th week chad bothers to show up but dosn't want to run

what the fuck language is that in

>Is a REALISTIC ORIGINAL character rather than a lolzrandom that the half orc barbarian who is Lolz so strong or the human ranger that is just Aragorn.

You were doing well man but this is where you overplayed your hand, some good baiting so far though

Have you tried not being repressed? People like you are pitiful. I'd never allow a coward like you to join my game.

Please post some samples of you book. Its going to be admissible evidance available to all once you inevitably shoot up a church or school so might as well do it now.

Dude, his mom died. Did you even call and ask him how he was? Go to the funeral to support him? Dont be a dick and let him grieve.

spanish

I want to sell it. So I can't post anything so it stays as my IP.
Its really good though. Im up to 538 pages so far. Im taking a break to write some lore stuff.
Its set in a land where women are the ones in power and men are rare so they are all kept in cages and what happens when people from the east come over to their land.
Its about the rouge then going to their land and seeing what they are really like so when the war comes they have the info.
Cant say any more then that.
Not baitng, just annoyed that everyone always plays somthing from lotr or lolrandom's
This was years ago. I asked him if the game was on and what I wanted to do next session. He didnt even reply how was I ment to ask how he was doing if he didnt message me back?

no the subs are in english Why you shit posting. I didnt need to waste my time and post it for him.

>rouge

Don't worry I got ya.

>rofl , just a picture of a panda.

Here, take this:

e-hentai.org/g/672004/49c6d05bab/

>e-hentai.org/g/672004/49c6d05bab/
Its not cannon so it dosn't count.

I don't want to believe that someone who pays for porn and claims to own a car but refuses to reciprocally buy other people food is actually real.
Not that you are real, but still.

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