One of my friends demanded a challenge

One of my friends demanded a challenge
I jokingly told him to read FATAL
He took me up and said it would take him a week.
Just for a laugh I said he had to read it and roll up a character too.
What have I done?

And before anyone says anything, no he does not know what FATAL is. Nor has he ever heard of it.

you evil motherfucker

Congratulations, you broke your friend. His petty mortal mind will either crumble upon itself before he gets through the table of contents or he will reborn as a more powerful and much more weird and socially outcast human being. Either way, he will never be the same

But ask him to run a campaign in it after he's done just for shit and giggles

>But ask him to run a campaign in it after he's done just for shit and giggles
Why?
WHY?!
Why would I ever do that.... Actually, if one is merely observing, not playing....

IT WAS INTENDED AS A JOKE. HE WAS NEVER MEANT TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

He... Wants to start a campaign....
WHY?!

Hold up, are you fucking serious OP? Have he actually went through all of it?
Do you know any fetishes of his?

Not all I dont think, but he seems to have read enough to get the gist

I... I really thought I knew him. I did. Now I'm not too sure.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself enjoy FATAL

Your telling me to what?!

Good thing it's impossible to actually make a character in FATAL.

Roll for anal circumference.

Give in you're on /tgd/ now

Well fuck, thanks anons.
I guess I'll role my anal circumference now then.

Never underestimate the degeneracy of other human beings, OP.

>this entire thread

We demand storytime, and character sheet(s).
Even if no game truly comes about.
If it does, sharing with us is the only confessional penance you may ever receive.
Lord knows that your priest, if you have one, won't know what to do with it.
We will.
We will laugh.

the Chair-leg of Truth recommends cleansing fire.

a thought occurs to me.

have you considered that his threat to run the game is his way of getting back at you for making him read it?

This is your own damn fault.

The fact that there's a chargen program would seem to prove otherwise. Unless you mean it's impossible to manually make one, to which I say I got bored when I got up to the careers and skills section and got to be a washerwoman.

>One of my friends demanded a challenge
I> jokingly told him to read GURPS
>He took me up and said it would take him a week.
>Just for a laugh I said he had to read it and roll up a character too.
>What have I done?

This is what karma looks like, OP

Isn't the chargen program a buggy mess?

I don't know, the one time I tried making a character I did it manually and gave up after four hours.

Last time chargen took like three whole threads. For one character.

Since he went on to produce a ?successful? webcomic based on the characters he rolled up I'd say you did good?

Bumping for eventual story time

bump

You are a bad friend and soon you have no friends.

Dangit OP come back we NEED the storytime for this. Or at least let us know what character you're playing!

Give us a sign, OP

He just wants your D. Read the signs. Congrats on your wedding.