Why do people chose to have sex with demons if they know there child will end up as a Tiefling?

Why do people chose to have sex with demons if they know there child will end up as a Tiefling?

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No, they would be half-demons.

>Not wanting to Bone demons
What are you a faggot?

Because that's not how tiefling are created.

Because then you can fuck your hot half demon daughter. And it's an horrible sin, so you can be sure the hot demon mother will be on board and you'll get a threesome.

They arr deadbeat dads

I miss quests.

I miss when stupid faggots like you understood that shitposting threads they didn't like ironically only made them prosper.

>Fuck the barmaid
>have filthy dumb mortal scum offspring who will probably choke on a potato if they're unlucky and will die of old age if they aren't

>fuck the demon
>my offspring will have awesome abilities to protect themselves and make their life easier, probably a long lifespan too

Also I hadn't thought of this It depends on if my daughteru is hot, cute, or (male)

Anyway, if you aren't making abominable halfbreeds with everything you can, you are doing a disservice to your children by making them vanilla pieces of shit

I think there is an image about the bard that is related to this.

>Why do people chose to have sex with demons if they know there child will end up as a Tiefling?
Why do women sleep with black men knowing their child will be a fatherless nigger?

>Why do we have unwanted pregnancies

Who wouldn't want their kid to have that sick statline bonus?

Why the fuck do people not get how fucking Tieflings/Aasimar work.

They are RARELY the result of sexual interaction between humans and outsiders. They're more likely the result of just being kinda close to them for a long periods of time or interacting with a powerful one. They're like magical agent orange babies.

And even when they are, it's more like "why to they fuck demons even when they know it's giving their great grandkid a .01% chance to being a tiefling?".

To that my answer is "How often do you make decisions with your future great grandchildren in mind?".

Why do people choose to have sex with demons when there are angels and nymphs and stuff they could choose instead without consequences that are as awful as with demons?

We've had these threads forever.

At least it's not
>You need to rescue the princess from the dragon. The princess has made the dragon her pet. What do?
*posts loli in the OP*

Easier to bone a demon.

>Not boning the demon
Are you sum kinda homosexual?

I can't fap to bad drawings sorry.

Tieflings are hot, demons are often hot if female, tieflings get some nice stats bonuses and live a long damn time, they also have high potential for sorcerery and magic.

Other than the societal problems its a pretty good deal.

Tieflings aren't half-demons (that would be cambions/alu-fiends), more like 1/4th demons or less. Often the fiendish traits may be recessive for several generations befor randomly becoming active, so your child could end up with horns and a tail despite both you and the mother looking completely normal, all because great-great-great grandfather fucked a succubus once.

Good point.

>tfw the prime evil gets horny

>"How often do you make decisions with your future great grandchildren in mind?".

I volunteered to work in a reforestation scheme for the benefit of generations yet to arrive.

Great-grandma and an Incubus, surely. Otherwise Granny would have carried Mum around for a while. You'd know.

>Why do women sleep with black men knowing their child will be a fatherless nigger?
How can anyone post this sort of thing?

How can anyone reply to deleted shit bait posts?

What?

They're devillishly hot.

You don't understand what Tieflings are. The demon in their bloodline is farther back than just one generation, even in the 4e/5e variants where they are more uniform true breeds.

has the right of it. Angels are notoriously picky, and Nymphs prefer to tease you and leave you aching. Demons, on the other hand, are outright eager.

the Chad bloodline can't be bred out

This was the premise of a minor setting that Veeky Forums once made.

Humanity was more or less extinct. There were just tieflings, aasimar and half-elves all over the place.

Was a fun setting.

I saw that nobody had replied to this, and I just wanted to thank you for doing that, as an evolutionary biology guy and someone who worries a lot about the future generally. I try to make decisions with the future in mind, but I haven't done as well as you.

Do you have more info on that? I want to run setting with little humans

I kinda altered it in my setting. Women give birth to Tieflings when they make a bargain with a Devil, and decide to have their firstborn be a Tiefling instead of selling their soul. This works fine for the Devil, since the discrimination and suffering the Tiefling and their family experience tend to drive them towards committing sin anyway, and drives families and communities apart. Thus the Devil gets whole groups of sinners rather than just one soul.

So you made the devil a manwhore

1. Demons are hot
2. My kid won't be a pleb human

Damn it Emperor Tomaru.

Post a better one then.

What if the father has a very beautiful tiefling daughter and large tracks of land?

No wonder they look more and more retarded as you go down the line. Six generations of inbreeding will do that.

You gotta draw the line somewhere. By all means, bone your daughter, but for the sake of your family line, don't have kids.

Someone fucked up enough to put dick in demon will probably want to also fuck the prole later in life. Or not so later

But user, surely you want millions of generations of "fathers" and "brothers" filling each other with their "gene-seed".

>Why do people chose to have sex with demons if they know there child will end up as a Tiefling?
>chose
>Implying

cause fuck 'em, that's why

I do not follow thy implications

Truth

>I want to run setting with little humans
So just scale them down.

Would this answer your question?

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>I'm amused but not aroused.jpg

Then go to they're as good as they ever were which means they're shit like always

Source/artist?

Is this the oyakodon thread?

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Oh.
Owler, right?

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>choose

Demons don't always follow rules of consent, just saying

The non-Euclidean anatomy and rubber thong make it extra eldritch.

You say that like it's a bad thing

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Demons habitually practice safer sex and always have condoms handy, so there's no need to worry about babies?

What kind of fiend or tiefling would be attractive to a Mongolian/Tatar raider and a Russian brigandine?

>Summon a demon
>She insists you call her "mommy"
What do

Shut up Carlos

Mommy or onee-chan?

Missing quests should be bannable behavior.

betweed thirty to sixty times a day

you?

I don't understand the question

>I miss 5 people jerking eachother off while another guy jerks off to his own story

I wish I could go back in time to watch Charles II's autism, first hand.

Because you're a stupid motherfucker who doesn't know who Iggwilv and Vecna's Mother are.

If you want ultimate power, just set-yourself up for a fucking escort/camgirl for the denizens of the abyss, you actually be fucking amazed at how honest Demons actually are after a good romp.

Vecna's mom did it, and look how her son Turned out. Iggwilv did it with everybody and gave birth to a demigod, havign so mch truename and blackmail at hand, no one would ever dare contest her.

The point is, you can kill a demon and send it back to the abyss, leaving it to kill you off in some plan a few centries later and trouble everyone else. Or, you can fuck it, film it, blackmail it and threaten to ruin it socially amongst it's peers and the world at large by telling everyone just how much it cried when you started fucking it under restraint.

Demons need respect and peers to bully to survive, and thrive on people taking their evils seriously, take the threat factor away from them and they've got no chance of progression. There's also the fact that succubi are technically AWFUL in the bedroom, like basic bitch tier, as they're always in it for the tease and torture sort of action, you'd rarely get one that actually fucks people, the like of sex toys, creativity with polymorph, power dampeners in the form of slave brands, chokers, piercings for genitals is the stuff you use to wreck their shit.

From what I remember;

Orcs from the dark and hellish continent across the sea had invaded and were genocideing everything.

With nowhere left to go humans, elves and dorfs sailed to where they had come from. Due to the shitness of the land and the natural advantages of Aasimar and Tiflings they lasted slightly better than baseline humans this added to the fact that Aasimar and Tiefling tended to spawn more of their kind in a union with a human quickly resulted in a sharp decline in pure humans.

Orcs Zimbabwe the old homelands because they're fucking awful.

"Humans", elves and dorfs start working on not!Mordor.

A few centuries later and there are no humans born except odd throwbacks that sometimes occur when aasimar and tiflings have kids.

Elves are having similar problems in that there are fewer high, wood or dark elves born anymore but lots of mongrels and half of them are half-human. Or at least half-aasiamr/tiefling. The longer lifespan is allowing them to retain "pure" breeding populations for longer.

Dwarves, halflings and gnomes are more of a cultural thing now than any physical difference. They were different enough that they couldn't interbreed with the humans and elves but could with each other. As a general rule if it's farming it's a halfling, if it's underground it's a dorf.

The orcs on their new land that they were ruining were having a similar problem in that the taking of human women as sex slaves was only resulting in half-orcs. Half-orcs breeding with regular orcs resulted in more half-orcs. There was a genetic purity movement among the orc shamans trying to stop these degenerate unions.

Meanwhile not!mordor is being gradually turned green and pleasant by geoscaping and intensive land alterations. The dorfs were damming every river at every opportunity to make lakes for fish and irrigation. The elves were planting tree seeds along every new lake and river. Humans were fucking around on the shores to make shellfish farms.

Give this man a blowjob.

only if I let her have my seed LOL

>I miss Tabletop RPGs

There's another story somewhere where a guy summons a demon to be his big sister.

>Tiefling

you mean Cambion

I like this setting, is there more somewhere?

Fucking this

This one.

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>I wanna b ur precious

Demons have bad taste in hentai?

Say "Yes, mommy."

>You will never be the son of a sex demon
>She will never help you explore your sexuality and treat mother-son sex as perfectly natural
>She will never always be there to take care of you, in every sense of the word, any time you need or want it

Not quite what I'm into, but if this turns into an adult nursing relationship, I'm going to be hard as nails.

There might be more somewhere but I can't find it. All I have is what I remember.

Most of it went into the adopted roles of the various races based on aptitudes and the making of an artificial continent sized Eden.

Also the stereotypes that came about in the days of settlement.

Aasimar were typically hard working to the point of workaholics. Typical firm but fair parental figures but were somewhat no fun allowed. Big believers in law and order.

Aasimar women were best mothers in that they, at least in a the days of settlement, wanted big families and generally had the patience of a mountain.

Tiefling men were mavericks and firebrands, made good if eccentric soldiers but poor sheriffs. Also equalled the dorfs in terms of metal working ability due to heat resistance.

Tiefling women much like Aasimar women had large families but that's mostly because they were promiscuous. They tended to be more free with sex but also encouraged their partners to be as well so it sort of evened out.

Dorfs were better at stone working and teamwork. They would plan and enact massive projects of landscape alterations to diver rivers and carve channels through mountains and turn wastelands green.

Wood Elves (or at least cultural half-wood elves) would plant fruit trees alongside the newly diverted rivers to hold the banks together and in a few years provide food.

Halflings (surface dorfs) were learned in the mysteries of soil and cultivation.

Together they all got along with only surface abrasions and repelled repeated orcish raids and holy wars.

>condoms
>PS4
Boner lost.

Not to mention that good-aligned creatures would be more likely to give you affection and love in addition to pure fucking. That's not to say that they wouldn't be just as into pure fucking as the demon would, just that they add the nice stuff on top of it.

You guys have been encountering the wrong angels. Maybe they were actually demons in disguise.

>non-Euclidean anatomy
Do you even know what that means?

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You ever fuck a demon? It's great.

Where is the tail coming from in that pic?

Because who wouldn't want their kid to have sickass demon powers?

Because half-demons are stronger than normal humans.

If the celestials made as good babies then they would be popular.

Reminder that d&d is a setting where most people don't see level 2.

Dragons are inherently superior to both however. Especially chaos good dragons of conversation

So what exactly is wrong with it

Good question. I don't know.

Aren't those the ones that like to pin you down so you can't run away while they talk to you?