2º round: Doubles decide the focal points of this setting. No re-rolling

2º round: Doubles decide the focal points of this setting. No re-rolling.

I start: conflicts are mainly dealt using ninjas

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The Crab have found a crystal artifact that is very powerful against the shadowlands, who are attacking en-masse to stop them from using it.

Dieselpunk AI fights cloned historical generals with mechs, tanks, cloned infantry, airplanes, warships, rockets and other warmachines

The majority of all conflict is settled through competitive gardening

You live in a iron-age kingdom ruled by an immortal semigod. In his kingdom, most of the hard work is done by golems, while sentient people usually dedicates their life to a craft, art or field of study.

All conflicts are resolved via competitive funk dancing.

God is kind of apathetic in a universe where god being apathetic is very bad.

Aliens abducted humans for centuries and, after experimenting on them, dropped them on a earth like planet.

Primary tension and conflict of the setting is between Order vs Chaos rather than Good and Evil.

Time travel is readily available and causality is very forgiving. Big bad exploit this to no end.

Hospitality is magically binding.

The metaplot of the setting revolves around virt who was reincarnated into a fantasy world full of evil blonde people.

Otherwordly or otherdimensional aliens of postscarcity society have made the world their tropical paradise tourist resort.

Suddenly, in one night, all the people older than 20 years disappear

The spirits demand that conflicts are settled via magical basketball batches. Praise the lords of slam-jam.

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The natural gods of reality (entropy, time, energy etc) are locked in an eternal battle with the gestalt gods (It's the same deal as chaos with primary emotions fualing a corresponding entity) and the pinnacles (multiversal space worms that have all but mastered science and are currently learning about controlling the powers of emotion.

This thread had had a lot of cool ideas but none of them have struck. How very frustrating.

I vote for this one.

The previous thread didnt close yet

what a waste.

Anyway, Shrimp have gained sentience.

There's a sport played widely known as Spellball. In it, teams of 4 players try to smack or carry a ball to the other team's goal. Every player has a magical bracelet that can be set to either cast Longstrider, Jump or Grease. The spellball has an AC of 10 when on the ground, 13 when in the air and player's AC if someone's carrying it. If you hit it, instead of taking damage, it moves half damage*5 feet towards the direction in which you're hitting. Also the ball casts spells every turn, ranging from Haste, to Cure Wounds, to Thunderwave and Burning Hands. If a player drops to 0 hp they're out of the game but automatically stabilize.

It just means the words "The previous thread didnt close yet" are some kind of mystery insetting?

For the last hundred years world has been slowly devoured by entropy in a form of black matter that originates from randomly appearing sources. Entropy surrounds all of the known world and will most likely devour it in a span of several centuries.

Those conflicts are also solved playing magical baseball.

I also like it.
>"The previous thread didnt close yet"

>The natural gods refer to the prior cycles of the universe's creation, death and recreation as the "threads of memory" however a recent play by the pinicles gone horribly right has resulted in the last very nearly concluded universe to be put on secretive life support while the natural gods create the next. The pinicles then connect the two with cosmic portals and the new universe is flooded with folks escaping from their old dead universe.

>cue setting.

World is a virtual reality build by people to preserve their legacy. Reality has near infinite number of domains, each with its own distinct view and rules.

Dammit, I didn't get it with my Spellball but you got it with magical baseball. Nice.

Pyramids on the moon.

Magical baseball wins

Said pyramids on the moon are the ultimate magical baseball courts.

Trips approve this combination, I suppose?

Your dubs confirm it.

>All of those dubs/trips in rapid cussesion
Witnessed.

How about baseball games being interplanetary, with moon pyramids as tools for playing it?

Pyramids is a place where gods can interact with mortals more than in other places of the world Making the games played over there filled with even more magick and looking very astonishing.
These games are famous to bring thousands of viewers from all worlds.

>it's officially become the baseball setting
Incredible.


There are whispers of a dark god waiting in the depths of the earth, known as Foobaw.

After a US drone that was in space for some reason found the pyramids that appeard on the moon, an expedtionary force was sent to search the pyramids as this could change everything we know about human origin
What they found there shocked the world

Magical Baseball Merchandise is most sought after treasure of this setting.

Magic baseball games are used to decide the fate of the world below.

Because of magic baseball, clubs are extremely rare in the world, but every club you'd find has some awesome enchantment on it.

Scores from those games predict future with 100% accuracy. There is also a legend that a certain scores will start the end of the world.

High above the center of every baseball court is a magic, floating diamond that fuels the magic used on the battlefield. The most extravagant courts have the largest diamonds and therefore more magic to be utilized.

There's a race of sapient pigs. They can't play magical spacebaseball, however, die to not having thumbs.

I'm voting for this one with the addendum that instead of not having thumbs, instead user's typo makes it so that they die if their thumbs are cut off.

There's a massive baseball tournament every 10 years and the winning team ascend to godhood.

They say the gods bestow a special boon on any who play a perfect game in these magic games.

Games originate from ancient myth about gods banishing destroyer of the worlds to the void outside of universe by hitting homerun with him. In modern games ball symbolizes this ancient evil and players represent gods.

Most kings, queens, and other rulers are former professional baseball players.

The hordes of FutBol seek to destroy everything Baseball stands for.

The moon is also the native home of a race of cockroach-men who have been forced to live underground. They are constantly planning to disrupt the next baseball match.

Despite being baseball player not necessary play it with bats.
There are many other weapons and tools that can be used for playing.

Checks out.

Only once was a professional basketball player made king, and he was quickly deposed.

Umpires are basically the settings Paladins.

In higher-end games, baseballs move at speeds great enough to kill a person, necessitating non-astral players wear specialized armor.

The Gods also coach baseball teams of their faithful

Because the games are test of power. Only the strong survive. Such is the test of character that criminals and slaves can opt to work their way from the crystal moon pits into the outfield. Should they survive the magical onslaught of the game, they maybe be recruited by the great teams and earn their right to be a citizen. Such individuals may even ride to power like the Pauper King Drethi

The world once had two moons, one fit for baseball, one flourishing with civilization. But Lentri, once the greatest baseball champion of all time, accidentally batted her ball at the other moon, causing it to be destroyed.

Scoring a home-run on the moon causes a new star to appear and be named after the player who batted it.

Beneath the pyramid lies the sealed tomb of a great destroyer. The energy from the games maintains the seal on it, preventing it from running free to destroy the world.

Witnessed. Gods confirmed for coaching their own teams.

The Pyramids are built in such a way that they generate such immense Baseball energy that both victories and losses at their summit cause great change to the universe at large.

As such, while grand spectacles, these games are rather rare.

When an important baseball game takes place, the tops of the pyramids are used like magical projectors that project the game onto the sky so everyone in the world can see it.

There is an all-male race of catboys.

They were created when a baseball with a little cat face on it took part in a homerun at the top of the Pyramids.

*tips tophat*
Nyan, I guess.

they were destroyed long ago by a major catastrophe. So long ago that no records remain and no one remembers them.

They are only seen in fantasy books sand don't actually exist for real.

They haven't and won't be destroyed, because gods have blessed them with baseball magic.

Are you protected by the gods IRL or something?

But it's an evil god, so they were captured and imprisoned beneath the pyramids long ago. The only ones unsealed are magically bound to work the concession stands at the pyramid games.

Due to the blessing though, they have an unfair advantage so they're banned from baseball games, but they're allowed to be mascots, cheerleaders and food vendors.

These projections are so bright that they hide constellations in the sky and are visible during the day.

Baseballs are made out of cat people.

And they kiss each other all the time. Most of the time on their tiny cat mouths, but sometimes on their tiny cat butts.

>Fun and lighthearted baseball setting thread is taken over by a war between Pro-catboys and Anti-Catboys
Well, it was fun while it was lasted.

No lewds with my catboys please. I didn't intend it with my zombie catgirls either.

WITNESS!

There are no rules prohibiting dogs from playing baseball, however.

They're working to destroy their god to lose the blessing so they can play again.

Unaware that the god saw this coming, and killing him would wipe out their race.

"Calling" your hit is akin to the most grievous of hubris, but it can also appease your own God at the risk of incurring the wrath of the rival coach.

The first man to steal a base from the Gods was chained to a backstop until rescued by the "anthem" of the greatest female singer among mortals.

The game is still kinda boring if youre not at the stadium.

There's a race of ooze-like creatures who feed on viruses, bacteria and diseases, but they're very rare and only appear during outbreaks of plagues or other extreme diseases.

There is a separate unofficial catboy league of magic baseball.

It's really a trap and will rocket their entire species billions of miles away in space with literally no way back so they aren't part of the setting anymore.

Every now and then baseball players are possessed with a strong urge to win a game for, as they say, "my young nephew RÓSÉL," transforming into demonic aspect until they get what they want.

It's also really unpopular, so no one actually watches it.

There used to be twelve of these pyramid-courts, but one of them was shattered when the greatest magical spacebaseball player to have ever lived revealed his secret Hypergalactic Supersonic Paradox technique.

> when the greatest magical spacebaseball player to have ever lived revealed his secret Hypergalactic Supersonic Paradox catboy magic spell. This was the reason to ban all catboys from baseball.

And it's way better than the regular league, due in part to the catboys being naturally far better players, and because they play naked and oiled up.

Please stop

The catboy race is heading towards extinction because they're only males and can't reproduce with any other race that exists.

They are the result of a cruel prank by the King of the Moon who also happens to be a millenial old wizard.

It takes place in a new pyramid billions of miles away, so they don't interact with the rest of the setting inn any way, shape, or form, and are incapable of getting top the main setting by any means.

I told you, no lewds with my catboys. They breed by magic. They pop out from magically enchanted baseballs. and are not interested in lewd things.

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rerolling

>They pop out from magically enchanted baseballs
Nah, they pop out of butts.

I'm co-opting this user's trips to make it so that the depicted Water Man will eventually rise from his slumber and destroy the catboys' god once and for all.

Oh, so the catboys are literally shit

Shame we have a dubs and trips contradicting that.

Come on, rolling this again

Rerolling

Read the OP, faggot.

All catboys know that eventually Water Man will rise from his gravesleep and destroy the one that protects them, and this leaves them a very somber and despairing species, making them horrible at being cheerleaders.