Warhammer 40k general

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Last thread doesn't need to be linked
>Lucius
warhammer-community.com/2017/09/14/forge-world-focus-lucius-sep-14gw-homepage-post-4/

>Mars
warhammer-community.com/2017/09/11/forge-world-focus-mars-sep-11gw-homepage-post-4/

>Graia
warhammer-community.com/2017/09/12/forge-world-focus-graia-sep-12gw-homepage-post-4/

>Metalica
warhammer-community.com/2017/09/13/forge-world-focus-metalica-sep13gw-homepage-post-4/

>top five squigs
warhammer-community.com/2017/09/05/celebrate-30-years-of-warhammer-40000-top-5-squigsgw-homepage-post-3/

>GW FAQs (1.1):
games-workshop.com/en-US/Rules-Errata

>FW FAQ (1.1):
warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/

>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in properly converted pdf & epub, fully bookmarked and linked with in-line errata annotations
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>Other Megas
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>WIP Math-hammer doc (Thanks Chart-user!)
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing

Teleporting Knights Edition

New Creed rules ideas?

First for IW

How best to utilize vulkan hestan?

Company vets seem to shine brightest here

>be me
>live in Germany under Mommy Merkel (peace be upon her name)
>play TSons
>best friend plays Grey Knights
>he loves to homebrew
>one day he comes to me with some new psychic powers based off of old ones from back in 3e
>one of them is called Holocaust
>awkward but ok
>we play
>he tries to cast the power while we're in combat
>I roll to deny the witch with one of my sorcerers
>success
>hear a knock on the door
>open it
>get tackled by large burly brown men in uniform who handcuff me
>get sent to jail under Holocaust denial laws
I-it wasn't supposed to end up like this Veeky Forums......

I still think this should be a South Park edit
>Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
>You Bastards!

Previousbread:

>OP used my suggestion
nurgle bless

>New Creed rules ideas?
Necron-Creed
Allows 3 SOLEMNACE to deep strike deploy.

Assuming GW don't let Admech Knights get LUCIUS and thus deep strike, what's the funniest thing I can deep strike?

I want to try 6 Melee Kastelans, drop in, fire my 6 flamers, then charge while daring my opponent to overwatch my guys who will reflect wounds back.

You can summon after disembarking.

>*teleports behind you*
>"01011001 01001111 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 01111001 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000"

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Old outflank rules for a number of units or something like add 6" to your deployment zone.

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*unzips dick*

summon *this*
>grabs crotch

Wait germany has laws against a specific form of idea?

Holocaust denial is dumb. Whatever happened to "I disagree with what you're saying, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it"?

Where do the marines stand in a Rhino? There's no room!

Guardbro here, dubs decides my next build.

Conversions/assembly
>Rapier Laser Destroyers x 3, possibly with 3d printed conversion parts so I can run them as Thudd guns
>Heavy Artillery Carriage x3, all 3d-printed conversion parts except for the gun and deck, which is magnetized from my basilisks
>Octoblade-magnetized Baneblade
>Fully Magnetized Valkyrie/Vendetta x 3
>Rough riders x 10 (using AoS Cold Ones as mounts with catachan-esque riders)
>Mortar team x 6
>Autocannon Team x 3
>Commissar Ciaphas Cain and Gunner Jurgen

Painting
>Wyvern/Hydra
>Chimera
>Tempestus Scions (Kasrkin scheme)
>random special character (primaris Psyker, commissar, standard bearer, etc)
>special weapon gunners
>Lascannon Team x 3
>Autocannon Team x 3
>yet another goddamn infantry squad

Repostan for new thread

Yeah, probably beep-boops.

Ding ding your opinion is wrong

Fuck off with your shitty pasta.

Infantry

18 countries in the world do.

Redeploy D3 units would be pretty strong and fluffy

I like it for the ElectroPriests (either version)

Does your cock have the daemonic summoning special rule?

did you know some experts claim you can be a holocaust denier even if you agree that it happened?

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They sit on one another's laps

You can't say that in Germany because Israel has a vice grip on Germany's balls.

How do those experts get around the definitions of words and basic logic?

7 minutes old and filled with memes, pasta and dub-tardery.

I call it the Rod of Magnus, it's massive, red and has one eye

Marinelets can be stacked two deep.

I missed this meme what was the basis behind it?

It's time to stop posting.

Better keep it away from Wolves. They might want to break it.

where did you guys find all of those DG codex leaks?

On top of eachother

Fabuis Bile instant deathing a knight, other knights run away in fear

>Brother..what the hell is that?
>It's the vibration, swear to The Emperor!

Is its power level lower than 18?

Otherwise, it's impossible for me to attempt.

Same way the disembark-to-summoning dickhead does. By ignoring them

It's funny because they call it a "holocaust denial" law but it's really a law against denying the established narrative of the holocaust. So you get locked up for saying less than 6 million jews died and you get locked up for saying that jews weren't killed by gas chambers but by other means. Just ask David Irving. 3 years in Austria behind bars for saying that the Holocaust killed 3-4 million by mass shooting.