My grandfather gave me $5,000 to invest for him into cryptocurrency. I get 5% of any profits made...

My grandfather gave me $5,000 to invest for him into cryptocurrency. I get 5% of any profits made. I have other old people calling me and asking me to do similar things for them.

What are

A) The best coins to make a profit with

And

B) The best ways to do this legally without getting shafted by the government or SEC for not being licensed or something?

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>5%
what a slave

BNTY

maybe if you need to ask Veeky Forums dont fuck with other peoples money douchebag

just take the money and keep it as yours your not legally binded to anything

no good way to do it legally from what I know unless you want to actually do it legit and get licenses and stuff

Just steal their money faggot

Dude, don’t rip off some dudes grandpa

5% not even worth the risk of losing all his money

Yeah, if you are being serious this will end very poorly. Don't be an idiot.

this.
Also, give the money back asap. This is a fucking casino and the probability of you losing it all is extremely high.

join us on discord, here you find some good investment hints
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this. better off working at mcd's

GET ON SALT BEFORE WE LEAVE TO MARS NIGGA

XDN for long term, bruh.

>I have other old people calling me and asking me to do similar things for them.
That's a lovely pyramid scheme you've got going there. Just keep luring in more people, and you should be fine.

he doesn't need to know exactly how much he's made, hell he'd probably get a hard on if a bank offerred him 5% on his savings account.

so 5% could mean 20% or even 99% depending on OP's morals

5%? Fucking kek.

Tell him you make 75% of the profits or he can fucking do one.

>thinking like a nigger
do you also glow in the fucking dark?

Tell him you invested in chain link and give him back $750 a year from now.

5% is great considering you might get to keep it all if they die

STRAT and SALT, ICX or XRB if you're feeling lucky

>implying he woudn't have given his offspring all the shekkels anyways
>implying grandpapa didn't just want to spend some more time, and keep in touch, even if its just about talking that coin X did this and that crazy thing this week
>implying grandpa still cares about fucking money

It’s his fucking grandpa

im not talking about OP's grandpa im talking about the other old people wanting to invest

Omg and hold for a year

just follow chat for coin price pump

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After you invest in either of these I mentioned go fucking spend time with your Gramps you autistic fuck

VEN and XLM
BTC goes without saying

I'm not trying to scam my grandfather, faggot

I offered to do it for free and he told me he'd give me 20%, I talked him down to 5%.

If his grandpa is smart, he’ll ask for statements.