My grandfather gave me $5,000 to invest for him into cryptocurrency. I get 5% of any profits made. I have other old people calling me and asking me to do similar things for them.
What are
A) The best coins to make a profit with
And
B) The best ways to do this legally without getting shafted by the government or SEC for not being licensed or something?
maybe if you need to ask Veeky Forums dont fuck with other peoples money douchebag
Ryder Robinson
just take the money and keep it as yours your not legally binded to anything
Caleb Edwards
no good way to do it legally from what I know unless you want to actually do it legit and get licenses and stuff
Camden Williams
Just steal their money faggot
Caleb Murphy
Dude, don’t rip off some dudes grandpa
Asher Morris
5% not even worth the risk of losing all his money
Parker Harris
Yeah, if you are being serious this will end very poorly. Don't be an idiot.
Benjamin Jenkins
this. Also, give the money back asap. This is a fucking casino and the probability of you losing it all is extremely high.
Henry Collins
join us on discord, here you find some good investment hints discord.gg/X3w3T5
Evan Stewart
this. better off working at mcd's
Colton Young
GET ON SALT BEFORE WE LEAVE TO MARS NIGGA
Sebastian Sullivan
XDN for long term, bruh.
Angel Kelly
>I have other old people calling me and asking me to do similar things for them. That's a lovely pyramid scheme you've got going there. Just keep luring in more people, and you should be fine.
Evan Reyes
he doesn't need to know exactly how much he's made, hell he'd probably get a hard on if a bank offerred him 5% on his savings account.
so 5% could mean 20% or even 99% depending on OP's morals
Blake Edwards
5%? Fucking kek.
Tell him you make 75% of the profits or he can fucking do one.
John Wood
>thinking like a nigger do you also glow in the fucking dark?
Jayden Jones
Tell him you invested in chain link and give him back $750 a year from now.
Sebastian Cooper
5% is great considering you might get to keep it all if they die
Zachary Cox
STRAT and SALT, ICX or XRB if you're feeling lucky
Nolan Jones
>implying he woudn't have given his offspring all the shekkels anyways >implying grandpapa didn't just want to spend some more time, and keep in touch, even if its just about talking that coin X did this and that crazy thing this week >implying grandpa still cares about fucking money
Owen Bell
It’s his fucking grandpa
Thomas Davis
im not talking about OP's grandpa im talking about the other old people wanting to invest