The entire dwarf civilization is made of Tommy Wiseasues

Oh, hi, Mark.

Oh hi, Urist.

I did not grudge her. I did not!

>God is Neil Breen

Oh, hi goblin.

Hey, my setting has a whole elven town full of christopher walkens

Wiseau, actually. Polish, despite what he claims.

No, this is a thread for hypotheticals, not facts.

No one is sure of that.

>the entire goblin civilization is made of Gilbert Gottfrieds and Steve Buscemis

you mean that's not normal?

>Not Gary Buseys

I am Polish and I have no fucking idea how to read that. It sounds nothing like any Polish name I ever heard.

Knowing Tommy thou, he just fucked it up completely through the power of utter ignorance and madness and went on with it.

Oh nononono. The name isn't Polish. The person is. The name is believed to be a complete fabrication and taken simply because it "sounds French."

How the fuck did this guy make so much money and gain ownership of so much property/companies if he's retarded and insane?

He's got a truly ridiculous amount of drive and stubbornness.
Guy could bang his head against a brick wall and the wall would give up.

Ah. Well, funny thing is Wisseau sounds kinda like "Wiesiu", which is a hypocrism of Polish name Wiesław and is silly and redneck as fuck.

Its supposed to be a sound alike pun on the french word bird and man.
Because tommy, the business idiot savant that he is, started out selling bird toys on a boardwalk.
He also apparently got taken in under the wing of a very good buisnessman when he first moved to america.

No that's teiflings.

his name is tomasz wieczór and he comes from poznań, according to a rumour

Who's Lisa and Denny?

youtu.be/1fqAFCb4-ec
Daily reminder that Tommy directed and starred in his own commercial for his own business just so that he could get into SAG.

Um, /thread?

Carp and a goblin.

>gnomes are Danny DeVito

This is turning out to be the most annoying setting in existence.

that's BOOWLSHEET

That's the plan!

> each race in the setting is represented by a member of the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia cast
Danny DeVito is obviously a dwarf, but who are the others?

>the dwarves are known for their enjoyment of a strange sport, revolving around passing an egg-shaped ball between them with no apparent goal, and will invite any foreigner they see to a game
>even in the middle of the cramped tunnels of their home

Someone sound like a little chicken

Cheep cheep cheep cheep

I'm feeling less stable.

DO WE SEE HIS BALLSACK!?

Elves are Dennis
Humans are Mac
Halflings are charlie
Aarakocra are Dee

Nope. Bugbears.

Wiseau isn't his original last name, he changed it to that, Wiseau is based on the French word for bird. He chose the name because he sold bird toys on the docks of San Francisco, where people started calling him "the bird man".

Though as Greg (who speaks French fluently) said, French last names don't begin with W. Anyone native to France with a W last name is Saxon in origin.

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART GOBLINS!

Hi doggy

And Danny DeVito as the trolls

>Everywhere you go there's Dwarves in tuxedo's throwing balls at eachother.

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Do I have to pay the toll?