Filename Thread

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Having all the powers of a salamander would be amazing.

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Cant find something great to write for a filename. The best I could come up was

>BBEG's familiar.

Help?

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>when nobody makes Face

Firefly was always the best cobra

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>crossbow
>going through armour
>sword
>going through mail when overlayed with cloth

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>the masquerade is broken

lel

Be he actually was the demonic familiar of the good guys.
Go with something like that.

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I'd say that gif you posted was more in line with the 5e Fumble table.

Seriously we nearly lost a level 6 Fighter to that thing.

I think she rolled something like a 19 or 20 when she accidentally slit her own throat with a longsword (Fighters have this thing in 5e were they crit on a natural 19 or a natural 20.). It was really scary.

related

Fumble tables are always shit. The joke there was specific to 40k 5e.

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Speaking as a former skeleton anorexic, the guys are not THAT bad.

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>using the term edition to describe any other game than DnD in Veeky Forums outside generals

Is this referring to Pendragon the TTRPG or is there a wargame of the same name?

Only difference was, this actually happened.

Granted that session also included nonsense like Charm Person making the affected individual hear Lionel Richie, but apart from that it was fine.

I've always hated the "Nat 1 = GM fucks you in the ass" meme, just like how I hate the "Nat 20 = You become the GM for 10 seconds" meme.

>entitled "Digerido Me" because of course it is

>"I am a whale Eddy! An endangered mammal, love me!"

>its the "time to repost everything from the previous thread" filename thread episode on Veeky Forums

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I would make some OC, but I don't feel like picking up new hentai to crop right now.

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Look up Legend of the Meme Queen. There might still be some stuff you can crop.

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That's my favorite running joke in Bojack

But were they okay?

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>GM sees the Character Sheets for the first time

Some 200 years ago you could pay your entry into Zoo of London with cat or dog.

>being unable to acknowledge that games other than D&D have editions

So does Mearls mail his cum to you so you can drink it with your morning coffee, or do you just get on your knees outside WotC HQ and wait to catch him coming in?

The dogs are actually the dominant members of that pack.

I'm sorry.

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Raaaaahahhhhhhhhhg

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Is it your first day here? Did the regular neckbeard at your local GW store point your at the site where he got all the funny memes he shared?

>I'm sorry
No you're not.

Source?

Says the faggot who couldn't even recognize a reference to blast weapons

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>Practice chaos on a daily basis

My fucking sides.

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Is that the old red ensign flag of Canada, ain't that the Ontario provincial flag now? Can't fit another red ensign in there or is Manitoba too full of kulaks and Mennonites for you?

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Fuck yeah! Firefly Bro!!!
also, baroness best ass ever.

here, have a file

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Why the fuck do nips think that child grooming is so romantic and sweet? And why do webs seem to agree?

Fuck, this kind of stuff gives me the shudders.

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Ah yes. Blast weapons. Surely such original and specific term can only point to a singular edition of singular system. 40kids, I swear...

>27247 points available
>gained through sex

that woman is a fucking champion of getting laid.

Why are these FF14 webms always some goofy ass shit? Is the entire game like that?

youtube.com/watch?v=NT1HGnotQWc

I understand how you got confused; you saw the words "5th edition blast weapons" and thought, "Of course he means the blast weapons of Dungeons and Dragons! He couldn't possibly mean anything else, because D&D is synonymous with blast weapons. It definitely couldn't be a reference to an infamous problem in 5e 40k, a reference reinforced by the fact that the image is literally a mortar misfiring."

Don't worry, eventually you'll graduate high school, you'll find someone who runs games who isn't your older brother letting you in on sufferance, and you'll break the 'everything must always be D&D' mindset.

Nigger, they both start out as children. One is just slightly older. Are you fucking retarded? Take your shudders back to tumblr.

It's actually a pretty serious game, all things considered. But it doesn't hesitate to take shots at itself or fuck around at times, either.

See for an example of a pretty serious moment.

gifsound.com/?gfycat=PoorReflectingCentipede&v=feA64wXhbjo&s=8

She is the heroine with the most pregnancies ever according to lore !

Please kill me.

What kind of weeaboo horse shit was this?