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Does anyone here have any idea as to how to deal with a Fae that has decided to come over to your home for dinner? I'm desperate here.

Are they hostile or not? I mean if they aren't be a pain just be really fucking careful. Also get Cold Iron and keep it near you at all times.

>Are they hostile or not?
Not hostile (Yet). Just really -cold- and utterly alien in mindset. I'm worried I might offend them just by committing the slightest perceived fault.

Howd you get in this situation.. I am not the best advisor here. I specialise in using my blood as a weapon. Long story I may of recieved a blessing from Perun a favour for dealing with some vampires.

Do they think of your home as their property? If they do, they are probably going to try and force obligations on you. Be careful. If the do not, bind them to guest-rights. Offer them food, drink, a place to stay and a story and they'll be more or less forced to behave according to your standard of behavior.

>Howd you get in this situation..
Was dealing with a cult that had setup some kind of "Harvesting" rite in a nearby town, dedicated to the thing. Upon stopping it, the creature came down and offered me the choice of being utterly erased, or amusing it enough so that it would leave this realm alone. You can probably guess what I chose.

Yeah fuck, you encountered an old FAE. Like really Old. I can only pray for you.
Next time you go cult hunting go with a team, its a good way to not end up dead.

I also recomend checking the archives and researching the likes and dislikes of a Fae. But then again I am Vampire hunter, so take my advise with a grain of salt.

Seems that I'm really fucked then. Well, I guess I can only I give it my all. I thank you for your prayers and your advice my friend.

Hey try to get a Anti-Fae Strike team down there. If your in mid western america, I can get some old merc friends to help you out. Hell they do it for free
(Don't ask, they have a hatred that is a bit much for the fae)

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>He invited a FAEcuck to his home for dinner.
>A FAEKEK
Us nalfeshneets stay at the comfy abyss, eating midget tendies, watching staceybus porn while filling piss jars.
Us nalfeshneets live life as demons really should live.
Nalfeshneets should rule the faecucks and weaker demons and all the staceybi should belongs to us and not to the chad balors, them staceybi dont know what nice guys theyre missing.
NALFESHNEETS MASTERRACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Go home, fiend. You're drunk.

Your really drunk or blood drunk. Either one deserves purgin.

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Let me guess your a deep sea diver infested by something? Or am I wrong.

GIVE US YOUR SOUL, CHILD OF MAN.

Nah. I like weilding the blessing of Perun.

The trick to a good dinner party is to keep it simple, allow the guests to help themselves and make sure there's enough booze. Pastichio is a good dish. Don't overcomplicate things, if you must serve a starter, again, small and simple. A good cheeseboard for afterwards is essential though.

Got any cold iron in the house?

Thanks our the tip. Is shall be sure to keep it to heart.

>Got any cold iron in the house?
A few swords, but I fear that they will do little against a full-blown Lord of Faerie.

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So /DH/ Ive decided to take residence in a salt mine under detroit, now all i need is iron plates to fortify it against fae and some demons. Any body got several hundred pounds of the stuff?

Why a salt mine but yeah you can order it off Commands requistion format.

Never trust fairies, lads.
Some of us learned the hard way.

have some over for dinner, make sure the night is magical or else they might make sure you are

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Salt, Iron, Fire.

I'm interested in hearing your story.

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Just serve them something with dairy in it. They're too polite to refuse and they're horribly lactose intolerant. They'll politely excuse themselves after dinner and run home as fast astroturfing they can before they shit themselves.

It's vidya related but deals with fairies so eh. Game is Bravely Default: Flying Fairy.
It's a twist on the oldest Final Fantasy plot, follow someones instructions to do some tasks and save the world. MC gets his family and hometown killed by a huge pillar of light and finds a girl with a fairy as companion. The fairy, called Airy, instructs them that this was a signal of the end times and that only by awakening 4 elemental crystals the world can be saved.
Turns out awakening the 4 crystals apparently does nothing and the main characters seem to be reset multiple occasions back in time. The world is fucked again every time and minor but disturbing differences are present in each world, and the crystals have to be awakened 5 more times. By the end the protags are jaded and depressed that their journey is meaningless and people keeps dying despite their best efforts.After thr 5th cycle, Airy reveals that it was all a ruse to weaken the path between multiple universes. In every world, she tricks the equivalent of the four portagonists to awaken the 4 crystals and then kills them, jumps to the next world, and repeats. This is an eons long cycle in which thousands of worlds have been fucked up to allow the return of an eldritch god. The protagonists are the only version of themselves to be successful and naive enough for Airy to not kill them and keep tricking them. At the last iteration of the cycle, she reveals it all to be a ruse, turns into a larvae abomination, almost kills the party and flees to awaken the game equivalent of Tharizdun.

Its a real shame the game this image is from is waaaaay too long and overwritten. The art is so good.

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