ITT: GOAT magical items from other media

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>hey guys look i hot glued 5 knives together

Probably shouldn't forget the great-grandaddy of them all.

Causing an entire generation to misunderstand what a glaive is

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Aren't those from Jackie Chan Adventures?

I think you're overestimating Krull's relevance

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Didn't the night elves in Warcraft also use "glaives"?

It's really just a big fucking hammer.

Is the master sword really all that impressive as a magic item? Excalibur's sheath at least made you invincible

Stormbringer

Black-BLADE!

youtu.be/7krC6SY5b1A

Well it can shoot lasers if you're not hurt

yes

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It's got a number of functions and uses.

- It is specifically The Blade of Evil's Bane, being a powerful anti-evil weapon with magical properties that enhance this.
- It can emit light, probably an extension of the holy aura it has.
- It has, in iterations, an artificial intelligence inside it which can provide combat analysis.
- It is a decent sword with good reach without anything else, and its shape changes slightly depending upon its condition.
- It can fire bolts of energy if the wielder is sufficiently powerful.
- It is practically (literally?) indestructible.
- Its Evil's Bane properties allow it to be used to literally seal evil away for extended periods of time when not otherwise used.

It's not the most powerful weapon out there in these sorts of settings by far, but it's robust and reliable.

Maybe the great-granddaddy of all, but the Genie in the lamp is definitely better and more magical

Potentially the strongest magic item in existence.

A lot of the SCPs are good. My GM gave me the bell that summons a teleporting butler and I've been using him to go grocery shopping for me and giving me backrubs

Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

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Its unimpressive, until you remember its Evils Bane.
Meaning there is no end to the kind of bullshit it can pull, if Evil is the target.

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Sonic is packed to the brim with good ones, and a lot of them can be applied very flexibly.

>sonic

I am fond of the Hyper Weapon.

are they blessed by slaanesh?

Underrated movie

leviathan was sort of an opposite slaneesh
but maximizing sensation till it was ignored he hoped to save humanity from it

Is BOC the most Veeky Forums band of all time?
Not only do they have Black Blade and Veteran of the Psychic Wars (by Moorcock), but half of their songs sound like tabletop sessions. All of "Imaginos" reads like a creative DM's campaign notes, and stuff like Harvest Moon, Love the Night, The Pact and many others all have overt Veeky Forums vibes.
I'm 99% convinced that Sandy Pearlman was a fa/tg/uy.

If you have a PC who even SLIGHTLY leans into "but think of the potential", this is the item to introduce and have Dwarf Fortress levels of Fun!

Just be ready your whole setting might break.

What does it do? Like, in the "magical item" sense, why would a person want it?

Yiiiiissss

>pomf

weak

>Being this gay
Bet you don't even lick muatra

Man, what happened to shows like this? Maybe it is just nostalgia though.

15 minutes.

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From the first 2 movies
>Raise the dead
>Summon demons
>Open gate to hell

From Army of Darkness
>Time travel
>Create a doppelganger

>stuff like Harvest Moon, Love the Night
my nigga, I've never found another person who likes Blue Oyster Cult's more recent stuff

If a bard finds it he becomes a force of nature

And let's not talk about what happens if the druid finds the BOD.

>player's are traveling through a kobold cavern system
>have them either roll perception (to see where is best to step) or acrobatics (to see how carefully they step) when crossing a rickety bridge
>human fighter wearing plate armor rolls a 2 and causes bridge to collapse
>tell him because of his weight and if he wouldve passed the roll the bridge wouldnt have broken because kobolds build some of their areas suitable only to them and disadvantageous for others, as a sort of defensive measure
>he gets pissy but gets over it
ffw
>later on party is escaping from kobolds after stealing mcguffin
>wizard ends up breaking a plank and gets his leg stuck
>other players decide to go back to hold off kobolds until he can get up and get to the other side first
>he says "just carry me guys, i'll be fine" activates what is basically the two-ton tunic (a ring that turns him into a bronze statue, making his AC 24) and collapses the bridge with everyone on it
>everyone except him survives by swimming down the current while he sank and then broke when he hit the sea floor (which cause his body parts to un-bronze-ify and float up)

>pic related

Is that from the novel? Or is it also said in any of the movies/comics?

thats the description from the second? movie

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This cartoon was pretty good. Also, those items were pretty fun, I think it would be pretty cool to have an artifact that has the ability to manipulate other artifacts, and it becomes a huge golem of artifacts.

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Marketing execs took over and followed The Almighty Chart to get dosh. And failed on every account.

>an artifact that has the ability to manipulate other artifacts, and it becomes a huge golem of artifacts

Heart of Jong and Pic related

It shoots lasers, bounces magic missiles like a tennis ball, repels demons, helps find buried treasure, and makes a handy demon sealing implement in a pinch

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I'm pretty sure almost every zelda sword can do most of those things aside from the laser thing, but that's not really a master sword exclusive thing either (and it's not really uncommon for the master sword to be unable to do it)

I dropped that into my campaign and the players were dumb enough to open it. What was surprising is that once Pinhead popped out they managed to remember how to think and took him down with an overwhelming torrent of well-selected spells.

The dice having a grudge against Pinny didn't help him.

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Repostin' this one from the last time you did this.

I can give you the link, but it might be more fun to see what everyone posts this time around.

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oh the fun one can get to with the tiger talisman.

Nothing says fuck you like a black hole to the face

Most of that show had items that would be great in any game

Meng Hao's mirror

I know this got posted last thread.

How would your character change under the boomerang's control?

I don't have an image of them, but Canisters from Geneforge.

They 'Shape' magic into people, for example making a Fireball spell as instinctual as making a fist, but the more you use the more the side effects appear.

Side Effects include:Addiction, Megalomania, Glowing skin, Glowing eyes, God Complex, Uncontrollable bouts of rage, Hallucinations, and many more.

I don't even understand the rules behind it. It doesn't seem to be turning people into their opposite, since I really doubt the opposite of Old Country is Compulsive Yodeling

In rolf's case I think it was supposed to be opera singing, which was him going from "Uncultured" to "Cultured"

Dunno about 'item', but the Sea of Black Tears is pretty sweet.

that episode made me wonder if there is porn of edd's boomerang persona

Holy shit, this guy has no idea what the Archie Sonic Comics are. That's like finding a unicorn.

I find it really unlikely that "hitting the sea floor" would break a bronze statue. I have no idea how you would have ruled it, but basically if the impact with the water didn't kill him the bottom definitely shouldn't have.

On the other hand, he still could have been pulled under the current, stuck somewhere and drowned whenever the spell ended (assuming he doesn't need to breathe with the spell going). Maybe smashed to bits by other things caught in the stream, but only if there's a REALLY strong current (more like flash flood than a typical river)

Starcraft too ;__;

This is pretty powerfull

>Moorcock
"Blacked"?

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too obvious

Underrated power right here

And its original appearance, in Lovecraft's works, it is a grimoire assembled from the manuscripts of madman Abdul Alhazred, who worshipped Yog-Sothoth and Cthulhu. It contains truths best left unspoken and spells best left forgotten, but actually achieved fairly wide circulation, esteemed with the work of other philosophers and would-be magicians, something you'd expect to find an unabridged copy of at a prestigious university.

Find buried treasure requires its zanpakto Fi, and you definitely can't seal evil with just any sword.

If anything lasers is more widespread, the Picori Sword i.e. Four Sword, as well as the Phantom Sword and Locomo Sword can do that as well. In Minish Cap it's established as a technique thing, though it does say an amount of collected hearts, i.e. stamina is required.
We've yet to see it from a nonmagical sword though, so it may be like pathfinder's Item Mastery Feats. Stamina forced into magic item = additional effect.
If you consider that the hilt of the Master Sword is Hylia's symbol, and all the other swords mentioned also contained some form of veneration of higher powers, Symbol Mastery's Symbolic Bolt attack is nearly 1:1.

Thought this was deltora quest for a second

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>We've yet to see it from a nonmagical sword though,
In the original Legend of Zelda for NES, you can shoot beams out of the brown sword you get from the old man at the beginning.

there are some rather vicious rivers that are very non-threatening at first glance.
youtube.com/watch?v=mCSUmwP02T8

I'm a pleb what is the last one?

Deltora Quest, you plebby pleb.

Eddy calls him a "stuffed shirt type" so I'm thinking it was a bad attempt at opera.

Ah, fair enough then. It's just all in the technique.

>no pokemon badges or digimon crests.

>i'm not a huge fan of it. but im more of a healslut.

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>pokemon badges