The tone is pic related, as cheesy and violently over the top as humanly possible.
Any race goes.
Any technology up to about 2000 AD goes.
Your character must have 1 article of signature clothing and 1 signature vice.
Who and what is your character and why are they a cop?
Skinny Pete wanted to turn his life around after a messy divorce with his high school sweetheart.
He toned up, joined the force, and pursues criminals with single minded determination.
Usually seen wearing the most recent tennis shoes. Can't stand having to work with partners.
My officer is a Giant pig. He likes eating food, especially donuts.
He wears sunglasses, and is really more a boar than a pig.
Together they fight crime.
Lizardman who acts as marine patrol in !notMiami
He uses a silvered .45 and has an AK-47 hidden in a secret compartment in the center console for his huge ass patrol boat. The boat itself is completely geared out for maximum speed to hunt down cocaine smugglers. While on duty he wears his badge around his neck and a pair of tacky 80's board shorts with an unbuttoned white collared shirt. He busts the coke smugglers but isn't afraid to take a payoff of a kilo to support his need for extreme danger on the high seas
Just got partnered with a bright eyed rookie fresh out of the academy, after going solo since his partner was killed in a tragic car accident
Your a dirty cop, Lizardo!
Sweet Eddie is a sheep whos new to the force. Everytime he sees a new crime scene he blows chunks. He keeps a tranvestite trick on the side named Mona. Mona is a wolf.
his signature clothing are his rayband sunglasses.
Ched Disco is a negro who works undercover. He has a flattop and wears a giant gold clock around his neck. His preferred weapon are his gigantic brass knuckles, but he also carries a sawed off in his Delorian. Hes got a thing for the wacky tabacky.
Lorenzo Lamas plays Rude Boy. Sporting a mullet thats shaved at the sides, he carries a cylinder drum shotgun and rides a harley. He also wraps a chain around his shoulder and goes deep undercover in biker gangs. He wears white pants that are ripped near the bottom of each pant leg and wears a pink wifebeater with a black leather jacket ripped at the sleeves.
Dolf Lungrin is Painboy, a cop who wears a full leather gimp suit to infiltrate Miama's new s & m scene. His outfit is covered in spikes and his right arm is wrapped in actual barbed wire. He carries a .44 automag and has a weakness for macreme'
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"Voxel" Vauxhall Zepet, the 19 year old automaton, was an arcade addict. No matter where or when, no matter how irresponsible or outright insane it was, he'd always slink off to play the latest pinball table or arcade cabinet. Out of quarters and unwilling to dip into his living fund unless absolutely necessary, he found a little poster advertising police recruitment. Tugging the front of his imported Donkey Kong Jr. bandanna lower to cover his large forehead, he stepped through the doors to the police precint...and got called in for interview right after he crushed Chief Inspector Adelaide's high score on the break room Galaga machine. Since then, he's spent the majority of his life chasing criminals, playing arcade games and catching rumors from old, wizened arcade barkeeps. By now, the break room looks like a proper arcade, and you better believe the high scores read out either "Voxel" or "VVZ" or some variation thereof.
"tiny" Tim Sanchez
Is super racist towards non-human citizens, except his current partner, whom he assures is "one of the good ones"
He always a pair of fine leather boots.
Alex Jones as Axle, the tough hard hitting grease monkey mechanic who works in the motor pool. He wears a jean jacket and has long greasy hair, with chains on his wallet and his khakis. Constantly makes vague sexual innuendo regarding whatever car hes working on.
Kid America rides a skate board he bought at a swap meet and acts as a snitch and informant. Underage and always getting into trouble, he is tailed by 2 'square' cops who think hes involved in a satanic drug ring.
god, remember robocop 2?
such a great movie..
I was going to make him korean and have his parents work at a laundry mat, but I looked in the mirror and realized I'm the star in my own John Hughes movie.
you know, like 'I was a teenaged werewolf' mixed with 'American History X'
I'm getting more racist.
I'm not sure if I like it but it takes the edge off.
So can you 'send' a fire vision just to troll somebody? Like 'follow your ambition. all steaks half off at the buffolo hotel and casino.'
Brock Fisthard was a pro boxer and a playboy who didn't play by anyone's rules, until a severe wrist injury caused by a drugged up criminal stopped him from winning the championship.
Now he works to clean the streets of his home town, Detroit.
For some reason his fists seem to work fine when it comes to punching criminals. And for some reason every criminal is white, in Detroit.
His parents are KKK inner circle and hes a white college liberal arts major who lives at home in this new WACKY sitcom coming to fox, this fall.
that or drug dealers.
or kkk drug dealers.
or mormon atf.
I dunno, some freaky hypocritical negro hating bullshit.
mormon atf kkk drug dealers.
why did i buy 100 dollar pair of leather elf boots? I must be out of my fucking mind.
I bought 3 suits for '300' dollars. then I paid 600 more to have them tailered along with the pair of boots, 3 belts 3 dress shirts and 3 ties. I loaned some whigger my suit and the bastard took off with it, so now I'm down to 2 suits.
I spent 2 months discretionary income in less than 3 days cause I got ripped off by Holiwood Suit Outlets. Fuck those guys.
You know what its like wearing a god damn suit? Its itchy, uncomfortable, makes it so you have to stand up straight even when you're sitting on a desk. I look like a shaved gorilla.
A suit does absolutely nothing for me.
I think I'm going to wear these to a fucking job interview when I can't even make it out my front door half the time to go down the block and get a sandwich.
how are we supposed to have a conversation when were all anonomous? How are we supposed to make friends?
I'm so sick of this fucking format and all this cloak and dagger shit.
Brian O'keith, Scottish investigator. Prefers to handle most armed conflicts with his trusty Webley service revolver. However, he will not shy away from other firearms given the stakes placed in front of him.
He's been on the force for as long as he can remember. Been a beat cop, a desk jockey, janitor. You name it. He's probably done some of that work around the precinct.
Now works as an investigator. He keeps a cool head and tries to keep things to the facts. The only problem is he likes his women and will often believe any lie a pretty woman tells him.
Officer Smithy started as a beat cop in Portland Oregon, but after he busted a gay furry murder/orgy cult he decided he'd had enough of the big P.
Transfering to Oregon's drung unit he now works to rid the world of the LSD, and Acid that fueled the furries he despises one dealer at a time.
He loves old cars, and is always smoking his favorite Luck Strike cigarettes, while wearing his grand-dad's bombidere jacket.
Bump
>You've been forced into playing a campaign that's essentially a buddy cop show on steroids
>forced
>The tone is pic related
Nigga I think you mean I forced my GM to run it.