Good afternoon and welcome everyone to Veeky Forums, the board where everything is made up and the character sheets don't matter! That's right, the character sheets mean nothing because the DM is railroading!
Today we're playing a game called Scenes from a Hat, which I think needs no explanation...
Things you can tell a halfling, but not your girlfriend.
I love your cooking.
Hey yo shortie
You probably couldn't take this
Gettin a little round about the middle there, huh?
What lovely hair on your feet
Do you ever shave them?
Rolling a one on a diplomacy check.
I got you a ring
Butt Stuff are you cool with it?
Villain: Give me one reason to spare you;
Paladin: I like ice cream!
>>Shaving the mayor's head and lighting a festival tree on fire.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The good news, and the bad news.
I insult the Priest king in front of the entire court by calling the god-given laws a waste of paper.
And yes, this happend more or less in a campaign...
Good news the wood elves have rescinded their declaration of war!
Bad news... we kinda murdered them all.
The Lich takes a class for a hobby he never got around to doing when he was alive.
ok
Good news: you won the drinking contest
Bad news: we're out of ale
It took over nine hours, but we finally destroyed your ring.
I'm sorry, Mr. Schrödinger, what did the new vet assistant do to your cat?
love the digits
Knitting
He learns the xylophone of course
Good news: we figured what the artifact does
Bad news: we figured what the artifact does
An American tries to steal your job.
When a white man tryna be king a da teevee
>When filling the position to meet two requirement quotas sucks all humor out of a format