How do you resist twirling your moustache when your or one of your character's plans or schemes succeeds?

How do you resist twirling your moustache when your or one of your character's plans or schemes succeeds?

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By shaving.

You know how difficult it is to grow a villain mustache?

I shave them short.

Never having my schemes succeed.

>Nabiki

GO BACK TO WHORE ISLAND WHERE YOU CAME FROM YOU MONEY-GRUBBING EVIL BITCH

I play online, and half of my games are by text. I don't need to resist jack-shit.

On the rare occasion I succeed, a good, hearty cackle accompanied by a twist of the 'stache is very, very therapeutic.

I don't.

There's a sucker born every minute.

Leo Hirschfeld said that, the creator of the Tootsie Pop! He was a fucking asshole.

If your plan worked, twirl away motherfucker. You earned it.

Can't blame a girl for trying to make a little cash.

>my character sets up genius plan
>plan is engineered to fail as hard as possible
>my failure would make it easier for the rest of the party to succeed at the task at hand
>actually enact plan
>succeeds without a hitch
>problem... solved?
there was no mustache to be twirled because everyone was too busy to figure out what the fuck just happened.

I actually bought a fake goatee beard to wear so I can stroke it when that happens.

It's easy.

With her methods, we really can.

Please tell us more

yes, please, tell us !

I don't have a moustache. I cackle instead.

Nabiki's shemes were so small-scale and petty it's a wonder she made actually any money from those.

Storytime it is then.
>JoJo's Bizarre adventure campaign
>party member makes a stupid bet with a dangerous man
>all of us need to have girlfriends in three weeks or else we lose our kneecaps to crazy Uncle Luigi
>fug
>first chick we run into is some crazy assassin who starts kicking our asses
>we have to try and woo her mid fight because reasons
>GM had a female friend play the assassin for extra authenticity/screwing with our heads
>instead of helping with the fight I hatch a brilliant scheme
>if I flop hard enough, I can make my teammates look more attractive
>send all four pieces of my standu to fetch certain items from my character's room
>stand up on the table in the middle of the room
>standu pulls out the instruments it gathered and starts blasting the following:
>youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ
>unsheath my spaghetti
>give the worst confession known to man
>"..."
>>"yeah, ok"
>"wait, what?"
>>"sure, I'll go with you to the dance."
>assassin's player exits stage left

>my face when: youtu.be/SQI53BsWPrk

Bruh, no girl can resist that sax.

And a cheater in every tock betwixt.

Plenty of practice. Mostly OOC.

Why resist? Good guys can have twirlable moustaches too.