/cyoag/ - CYOA General

So I've been stuck for an image that would represent a "Private Museum". Preferably something with eldritch objects, or otherwise glowy and mystical.

You're a chicken cheep cheep cheep

Wait do I have 7 points or 49 points?

lucera

RYOAs aren't allword because they're shit and they shit up the board with pointless rolling.

49

Last time I rolled this I ended up as a lost Primarch with Lelith Hesperax as my sidekick. Don't think I ever wanna roll it again.

Rolled 4, 3, 5, 1, 1, 7, 8, 2, 5, 9, 1, 10 = 56 (12d10)

oh yeah I'll show you!

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>he can't offsite roll

Post on Veeky Forums and don't own any dice? SDA back me up with a smug anime grill.

Reminder that Tok a shit
A SHIIIIIIIT

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this really hard to read.

>don't own any dice?
Not an excuse: wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

I think there's a Pastebin somewhere with a plaintext version...
not that there's anything of value in it anyway.

No, he is a handsome author of quality cyoas

What? But then I can buy 90% of all options... Where is the fun in that?

My eyes are trying to kill me for reading that.

Sure I can. They're still shit, and as you can see above people are still shitting up the thread with rolls.

SDA, back ME up with the smug anime grill.

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Clearly you did not even remotely read the post.

I hate myself for actually going through with this.

O hai Mark.

>Plasma Gun
>Underslung Bayonet
>Stub Pistol
>All Attachments
>Crimson Crown
>3x IG Ration Packs
>Void Suit
>Macragge
>Imperial Knight
>Nobody
>Remain in 40k Forever
>Ork Snotling
All in all, it was good.

Ahhh it's a WIP, that explains it.

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roll

no

youtube.com/watch?v=2ZiUOHemI14

>The best Tok cyoa is the one where he made none of the content.
How about that.

I'd ask for a plain text version but it looks like shitty femdom garbage.

I really want Fox, Wolf, and Phoenix. Having three is a bit too crazy for me, so I think I'll just go with Fox and Phoenix, Monastery control

Lillinor

It is.

There was a Pastebin somewhere, but I think it was only shared on Discord or offshoot threads or something.

First
>Phoenix costs two
You already have three points' worth of spirits.

Second, are you sure you don't want to pick the mystery box at and destroy the femdom trash one splinter at a time?

you'd be right:
docs.google.com/document/d/1AmRBIB_znx5Am-qmC91uaM9PvMZSRmkxgbk1gQMu6qo/edit

Which one has a dick

I am so fucking glad I didn't just scan for CYOA like I usually do.

>looks like shitty femdom garbage
>shitty femdom garbage
Delete this

>Phoenix costs two
Oh hey, look at that. Not worth it, desu.

Guess we're going Wolf and Fox, then

Very good. I'm glad you know who's superior to you.

this

>TokCuck Gol defends femdom
Not surprised at all.

Damn. This reminds me of this one doujin that had a trap MC who gets fucked in the ass by his mother, fucks his school bully so hard she becomes his girlfriend and then have a threesome with his mother and GF while his navy dad sheds a tear at how wonderful the sight was.

He's a swede, user. Femtrash runs in his DNA.

I have a funny filling that Tokhaar Gol might be Hans Bjerhem.

Mainstream femdom is shit. Gentle femdom is transcendent.

Reject roommate dlc when?

We need more author x author cyoas

Angel X Highlander when?

Go away succubus

>Angel
Highlander's mine, back off.

>Gentle femdom is transcendent.
That's a funny way to spell shit. Real men enjoy real femdom, not some watered down diet femdom.

>I have a funny filling TokHaar Gol is a swedish pro gamer.
Finally someone who recognizes me for the genius I am. I am clearly talented enough to be both being a pro gamer and the best lewd CYOA author in the world.

>Angel X Highlander
Why do I want this so much?

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Because the thought of having the tiny Highlander tie Angel up and tease her until she can't bear it any longer ... and then more ... is hot. Having Highlander dominate her, show Angel things she never dared to even think before ...

Go back to sucking SivHD's youtube cock Hans.

>you spelled shit wrong lol
We're talking about CYOA's over here my Tok, not your taste in art you silly little succufuck

that gif will never fail to make me look down and exhale sharply through my nostrils

>wanting to pair Highlander with a fat annoying goblin
disgusting

[125]
1 hour is short as fuck. Plus I was just at work/stuck in traffic. That sucks. Lets not do that.

Expand the loop x 2. Spending however many hours stuck in traffic doesnt seem fun. Lets start with 4 hours. [40/125]
Loop de loop for more of them hours. [50/125]

Physical Health ++ [70/125] No brainer really.
Mental Health ++ [80/125]
Mental Health [85/125]
Endgame : Back with more , Exact Date [125/125]

Welp. Time to park the car and read from my phone and maybe do some walking.

Autogun with flashlight attackment
Executor pistol
Silencer
Eldar Ghostaxe
3 IG ration packs
Carapace Armor
Planet of the Sorcerors
Scout Sentinel
Lelith Hesperax
YOU'S AN ORK
Korn, I am so fucked.

FUCKING TZEENTCH!!!!!1

Italics x Scientist

Soon. The eternal skeletons will shake their bones.

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ZBG x Celt

I can just picture celt high off his ass as ZBG makes him cookies wearing nothing but an apron.

That's an idea I can get behind. Behind ZBG in an apron, that is

>calling our Angel a goblin
A dragon, sure

>fatty on fatty yaoi
disgusting

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>Sisserith

>dragon
I'm pretty sure she's older than the universe user.

kek
I'm workin on getting rid of it, but it's slow going.

>bear on bear yaoi
beautiful

Yeah, I'd get rid of him in your place as well.

More like seal

>get rid of him
We got a divorce a while back desu

more like walrus on walrus action

Anons, please. My sides.

>My sides.
Are what led to the walrus comparison in the first place.

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We're reaching meta levels that shouldn't even be possible.

Boys love is hot so who cares

This description text is fucking tiny, even at full size.

>Boys love
>Not girls love
Fuck off.

Yuri isn't pure enough

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>Posting the old version

Yaoi isn't pure at all.

*Sex* isn't pure. Get over yourselves.

There is nothing more pure than two sweaty male bodies rubbing against each other.

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>there is nothing more pure than distilled corruption
Get your head checked lmao