>your party finds a really god tier magic item that have to be worn on the feet
>but they're high heels like pic related
>and the male PCs need them a lot more than the female PCs
>and they're so expensive and high level that they're basically impossible to sell or disenchant
What does your party do?
Rock the heels and show off the gams.
I give the GM a look of disappointment and mild disdain. Partly for the blatant fetish bait, partly for not putting magical loot suited to the female PCs in as well.
Reminisce about how it's been more than a year since the flood of "Why doesn't your PC wear cute high heels, Veeky Forums?" spam.
Learn enchantment, make own magic boots.
I miss those times.
Not least because I could consistently reply "BUT THEY DO OP, WHAT NOW"
High heels are unisex in our setting.
KIng of like this, but looks more homo.
>rare and valuable item
>hard to sell
A pair of formal shoes isn't heavy and is easy to stow. Keep that shit until we're at a major city, find a private buyer from the nobility. Even better, auction it.
What if they still can't find someone to buy it?
Wear them. Obviously.
Then the GM is trying to force one solution to a problem.
Logically, in a major population centre with a sizeable upper class in a fantasy world, you would find a buyer for a rare and unusual magic item. Be it a noblewoman who likes fashion, a wizard who collects artefacts or even an old merchant running a magic shop.
What kind of self respecting man can't rock a pair of heels?
Gift them to a noblewoman to curry favour.
Dunno what the party does, but I know you need to go back to
I wear them as pauldrons.
“Dude Iam a 7 Int Orc, they look like spiked pauldrons to me.“
Thinking about it my GM might actually let me get away with that.
Brb making a new Orc shaman.
>High heels are /d/eviant
I know this is christian imageboard but this is ridiculous
Sounds good to me.
Make a pair of boots and embed the shoe inside them so no one can see it.
A man with little balance or practice walking in such things
Is this supposed to be a problem?
Footfaggotry and heelfaggotry are both getting regular threads on /d/. Fucking hand-holding (as in - holding hands together) gets one too. So it's not ridiculous - it's reality.
>it's not ridiculous - it's reality
Implying those are exclusive in any way.
My cleric explicitly is occasionally mistaken for female already
He'd rock the look if he had to
Those were oddly fun the first couple of times to be honest
Start playing as a Jodorowsky's imagining of Feyd Rautha (on the left)
>Those were oddly fun the first couple of times to be honest
Definitely. Unfortunate that he started making multiple versions of it 3-4 times a day.
Jokes on you, there are not male PCs in out group!
My halforc barbarian in other game would probably leave them to the sorceress anyway.
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This is really the best option.
Start hunting down the setting's transvestite cobbler/artificers, because if these things fit blokes with size 10+ feet, then they can be made in more functional styles.
That and the dwarf refuses to anything without steel toecaps and hobnails!