This isn't fucking fair bros. It wasn't supposed to end up like this.
A few weeks ago when bitcoin hit it big I was mad about the fucking NEETs who never had a job in their life getting rich basically for nothing just because of some stupid fucking internet meme monopoly money. I couldn't deal with how stupid it was that I had worked so hard my whole life, sacrificing everything for my job, including my marriage and my relationship with my kids, just to get the "american dream" of a house and a nice car and all that shit. And then you shits just sit in your parents basement and cash in your government autism money and become a millionaire.
So I said fuck it. I decided I deserved to get rich too, so I put a second mortgage on my house, cashed out my 401k, and used up my life savings to buy as much bitcoin as I could.
And now it's fucking dropping. This is it. My life is over. Why must everything go wrong for me? I've already lost so much in just the last week. I don't even know what the point of going on is. I'm afraid that when my girlfriend finds out what I did she'll leave me like my wife did. What do I do bros?
I hope people aren't actually doing shit like this.
Jackson Ortiz
KYS
Adrian Stewart
Thank you for providing liquidity. God speed user.
Hudson Bennett
1. noone is actually doing shit like this 2. show me the market that closes on an ath on new years eve. everything drops towards 31.12
Wyatt Adams
Thanks for buying my Bitcoin! Somebody has to lose, thank God it's not me, I made 13,000% profit this year. Seriously mate, I feel bad for you, but thanks for this.
I'm going to turn your house and 401k into a new house (for me, I'll never have even a first mortgage because I can buy it with cash), a car, and a medical degree.
My first piece of advice for you is to find Jesus or just in general figure out what you've done wrong in life to make the creator of the universe so angry at you.
My second piece of advice for you is to stop sticking things up your ass, posting on Reddit, and going to see Star Wars movies.
Luke Brooks
Prove it by screenshotting your transactions.
Anthony Foster
Man, listen. Cash out. It's all you can do. We've all lost shit, but things get better.
Jaxon Campbell
Why the fuck are you gonna invest everything in BTC? It's so vital. A simple 1,000 is cool. or 100. I was able to flip 100 into 10k in 3 months.
Charles Long
Why didn't you buy when BTC was $1000, are you retarded OP?
We're all retired in our 20's and basically you're a slave for the rest of your life, pic related.
Asher Brown
Go buy some fucking BNTY and DENT.
Buy KNC, SKY, AND ENG.
Thank me in the future OP
Bentley Phillips
How the fuck was I supposed to know people would actually fall for this stupid fucking ponzi scheme. It seemed obvious to me at first sight that it would crash and burn back when I first heard about it a few years ago.
I thought that now that it was a legitimate thing, getting news coverage, it would see another big surge in popularity. But it just went to shit, like everything I touch
Alexander Sanders
Why do people larp as pathetic retards so much here, you couldn't have actually been that stupid
Cooper Miller
I miss the days when larps were actually believable.
Gabriel King
>Ponzi scheme
Gr8 b8 m8
Juan Bell
have you try trading before?
Andrew Brown
I already got scammed out of a big chunk of my lifes works asshole. This shit is rigged.
I think I'll just take this guys advice Cut my loses, put my money back into the 401k. Maybe go to Las Vegas next time I feel like gambling in a setting where I'm probably going to lose.
Owen Harris
You better believe there are. Never underestimate FOMO. And some of them are getting fucked over. They see the price dropping, they hear and read all the FUD, and decide to better take a severe loss than to potentially lose it all. Like it or not, it's these poor bastards who fuel the money machine, here and on Wall Street.
Nicholas Jackson
Not sure why you're complaining. Maybe if it was a couple years ago, and you would of invested at the right time, you'd be rich.
As for now, stop losing money and move some to ETH. I'm trying to help you make your money back.
Go buy some SKY, KNC, BNTY, REQ, ENG, BNT, XRP, and DENT, they're going to drop but wait a couple days, and if you're gonna worry that they'll drop hard, make a sell limit.
Caleb Gutierrez
great stuff bro, by the sounds of ur attitude it doesn't matter what you do you're going to fail, just give me your cash while your ahead brainlet
Luke Flores
Classic really, people buying volatile currency at ATH and expecting it to somehow just grow immediately.
Easton Cook
Just hodl, you dumb nigger, and to be fair, you're either retarded or larping as one, why the fuck would you go deep balls into something you clearly have no idea about? Don't worry, we'll probably reach at 20k< sometime next year, you seriously gotta be a retard to fall into red numbers at this.
Eli Jenkins
... all that, then you plan on wasting 10% of your life getting a medical degree? Why the hell would anyone want a medical degree, much less someone who's supposedly already made it?
You're either underage or I'm getting too old to recognize trolls. I mean I know your post was troll, but you seriously pickled my peppers with the medical degree of all degrees.
Jace Carter
Fool me once...
Like hell I'm going to buy more of your pyramid scheme meme tokens. I'm sure the second I invest in any of that shit it will turn to shit
Luke Reed
>just hold!!!1
So I can lose it all and be back to where I was as a penniless teenager? Fuck that.
Ayden Mitchell
user, I'll give you very a very good piece of advice: instead of buying internet meme money invest in real things, like stocks. that's how you become rich. for example amazon or apple stocks, these are big companies that make good profits. you will not regret it.
Michael Edwards
I'm doing the same that him, but I'm doing it because I love the career. Not everyone is in love with neet idea, user.
Tyler Davis
Investing in stable, reliable stocks was what I was already doing with my 401k
It was YOU fucking assholes that memed me into investing in this bitcoin bullshit
I bought this stuff based partially on the recommendations from Veeky Forums. You fucking assholes ruined my life
Charles Martinez
Yeah, yeah, also buy Tesla and Netflix and you can't lose buddy :)
Eli Kelly
You think I'm trolling that I want to be a doctor? What the fuck is wrong with you, user?
>some guy on the internet wants to be a doctor, must be a troll, i can't understand this
Jordan Foster
OP please stop being mad. You clearly bought at all time high. If you looked at stocks, that's how they work, go up and down.
I know you're mad but I'm just trying to help. I can't force you to buy them, but just take a look and read. i promise you, you will see gains.
XRP is gonna be listed in coinbase and that means people are going to buy them since it's cheap. Take a look at litecoin, it sky rocketed after people discovered coinbase.
Angel Robinson
So you prefer to lose a big chunk of that money because you're retared? Well gl, you dumb piece of shit and ty for giving me money. Btw, just think about how many retards like yourself are doing this kind of dumb shit, just hodl or keep crying.
Alexander Cook
Actually, you ruined your own life. Nobody on here bought those coins for you at that certain price.
Grayson Young
very good advice. pure value right here housing market is also a good investment, especially canada and australia as well as london and hong kong
Logan Allen
come back in a year
Jose Barnes
that tends to happen when you're stupid and follow trends instead of doing researching beforehand. a fool and his money are soon parted.
Jason Jackson
>does something incredibly stupid and risky >why must everything go wrong for me?
Henry Watson
>just lose massive amounts of money and incur huge opportunity cost for the next year in the hopes you might have as much next year as you had yesterday
vs
>sell now, invest in profitable things for a year, come back with more money
Eli Foster
ITT I cant make my own decisions and blame others for my own faults and bad decisions. Fuck off kid im making money and thats all that matters. Im in my 18th bitflur cashout i just been buying 1080s and mining ETH.
Adam Davis
>NEETS cashing out and getting rich
we aren't
Luis Roberts
Bitcoin may be shit but the thing it does have going for it is namebrand recognition, holidays are over, people are going to spend that holiday money, and it's going to rebound to 30k. please take your 13% profit to another thread :^)
Thomas Anderson
Also this. We aren't cashing out. We are neck-deep into the shitcoin.
Connor Myers
Faggots who came from /pol/ in the last 3 months need not apply, NEET here since Jan 17, we're all balling homie.
Still get the living allowance + free money from family
Josiah Bailey
*13,000% profit
i made 13,000% -- you won't. This thing is over.
Nolan Long
hold it you fucking faggot. drops like this happen all the time
Lincoln Brooks
You made 13 cents at most, actually you're probably in the negative at 13%. stop larping
Luis Cox
>I love the career
You've never fucking worked as a doctor, you have no clue what it's like.
Enjoy getting sued for malpractice and dealing with hundreds of insurance companies and idiots pissing you off 24/7.
Tyler Rodriguez
You are a stupid fuck
Cooper Long
Why?
Parker Hall
Only morons want to become doctors. Primary care doctors are being automated out with software that diagnoses better than them. Surgeons are being replaced by robots. Just get a real degree like computer science.
Austin Lee
reasons
Ayden Ortiz
You don't loose until you sell.
Caleb Morgan
newfag
Hunter Bennett
Dump the wife and kids. Sell house to pay the mortgage. Sell the cars, except the cheapest a to b. That was your only mistake. Put it all in bitcoin it will reach $100k by 2019. Move to another county if they want alimony or some shit. Thank me in 2019 when you're a millionaire.
Austin Watson
>dump the wife and kids She already left me and my kids hate me >Sell house to pay the mortgage My house is worth less than the mortgages >Sell the cars I need one to get to work and my girlfriend uses the other one >move to another country And just quit my job? I'd be even more fucked then >put it all in bitcoin Why do you want me to suffer?
Asher Stewart
sell everything, put it all in monero and file for private bankruptcy
Evan Rogers
Oh it's our fault. Gotcha.
Blake Miller
Unironically kill yourself
Daniel James
How would I go about ironically killing myself?
Lincoln Peterson
All in bitbean OP.
Brayden Rogers
join this discord, follow the pumps, then jump off building when you inevitably do it wrong
Ethan Cooper
Borrow your ma's whip.
Crash the whip.
We buy the dip.
Matthew Rodriguez
literally everyone in bitcoin will tell you not to invest what you can't afford to lose
fomo, greed, and risk taking. all of this is your fault. should have entered the market slowly and calmly. maybe just a grand or a few to get started and practice.
but also this isnt real, total larp troll
Juan Stewart
Double down, except now you should understand that buy high sell low is just a meme, you should actually buy low and sell high
Caleb Baker
>double down
How? I already put everything I own into fucking bitcoin. Shall I sell my kidneys for ETH?
Andrew Hill
Shut the fuck up, dont let the goyim know!
David Thomas
Take out a salt loan using your btc as collateral, and overdraw your credit cards
Jordan Powell
move it into ETH and hold for all of 2018. Steady gains.
Jaxson Baker
I sincerely hope you're trolling, OP. This is just... sad.
Just fucking hold retard. Sit on it for a month or so and see where it goes.
Jaxson Jenkins
I’m thinking the same. The LARP threads have been increasing lately
Hudson Edwards
You have a GF, don't you? Pimp her using craiglist, motherfucker, and accept crypto for the ride. Are you a man enough to get tougher when times get tough?
M O O N O O N
Jordan Edwards
You should put it all on margin and short it user! You'll be rich!!!
Owen Powell
This, he is so sure it's over
William Gray
your only option is to hold
William Rodriguez
>What do I do bros? Stop crying and buy the dip at 8k.
Adam Sanders
So day traders can turn unrealized losses into realized losses for tax purposes. Taxable gains = realized gains - realized losses. Its just a way to offset what they owe, then they buy back in January 1st.
Eli Cox
>in the future we won't have doctors just use an app if you have cancer or a heart attack
have fun writing Java until you gracelessly expire
I'm switching from software to medicine, fyi, already have a computer science degree and I'm tired of being surrounded by clueless spergs (like yourself)