There is something oddly cathartic about MtG cards mangled through Google Translate

There is something oddly cathartic about MtG cards mangled through Google Translate.

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These are fantastic.

What the hell is this chicken whispers sorcery?

That flavor text actually seems like something WoTC would print. Maybe not for serra angel, but some other angel could definitely make it work

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This one is far closer than the others. I actually really enjoy it.

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>the secret writers

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Lol wtf?

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I just had my tonsils taken out, dear Lord don't let me laugh

>The secret writers

May I inquire as to what the series of translations being used is?

This reminds me a bit of YouTube Poop as far as the mangling and reprocessing of recognizable media, resulting in a strangely cathartic release.

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The exact series of translations varies from card to card.

That title and art go perfectly together.

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>When Karen thinks he is fighting, the enemy shows his hand
Not too bad if you have a friend named Karen who's willing to get into mock-fights desu

>When the tank entered the war, he lost the map
Poor tank, always losing things.

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I'm starting to get sloppy. It's obviously supposed to be a 5/5.

>at the end of the planet
Sorry guys, this game may take a while.

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>I fly.

This is about as coherent as the original card.

That flavor text reminds of something a certain, famous sci-fi author would write. Maybe even the title to a short story.

>the world of mike comes out
holy shit

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Sweet merciful fuck that flavor text caught me off guard!

Ok, this is the last one for now. If this thread is still up when I come back from work I might do some more.

>Black Golbainer with White Fish
Sounds delicious.

How do I make these

This one sounds really sinister

Lol'd at this.

Just run the oracle text through Google Translate a couple of times and put the result in Magic Set Editor.

The absolute best

>a broken ship broke a broken dream
That's oddly poetic.

When the walls fell.

Lewd

Out of all of them, Deep Anal has to be the best.

>the player accidently throws the card
Sounds like my EDH games

>They are still on their way.

Best thread on Veeky Forums right now.

>When the tank entered the war, he lost the map.

BTW, most of these sound like Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Isn't a grave always serious?

this is hysterical, please more

>You can not force a creator more than another creator.
>BELIEVE (Not an attack).
And that flavor text. Poetry.

>LOVE

>Card Type: Be a Dragon
Yes please

I feel the desire to create a keyword called "believe" now.

>each block blocks every block and the second block
wat

>if you find a card you do not have to live long

Eh, could've been in old-school magic.

>physics
This thread is fucking hilarious and made my day.

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> when the Nicomancer reaches the battlefield on the battlefield is becomes "a cute spirit of born cities"
This is some decent lore desu

>BECOME A MAN DUCASSE

Springleaf Drum please

>that flavor text
that actually sounds proper ominous and shit.

This is why there's so much debt!

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This is fucking great.

I'm so using most of these if I dm of play any insane characters in D&D.

Also these are so fascinating when drinking. highly suggested, getting more brain sludge now

Even the translator thinks that the diamond shape is unnecessary

This one isn't "cathartic" whatever you mean by that in this context. It's just GOAT.

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Deep.

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>His Alps are more involved in Air traffic than before
I'm crashing this format with no survivors

This is the greatest thing ever.

He does have the Plane ability.

>Protect and use color or consult three people.
Sounds legit.

It's an original idea from an original author.

This thread is awesome.

>Original author using original ideas displays the battle in the image.
So, the exact opposite of current MtG writing?

someone do ermacool

I won't lie, this one's disturbing.

>Spirit- Fear
>They are still on their way.

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Holy fuck this one though.

>Walker is fighting the war on the credit card for 3 years

me too buddy

>the Golbainers have huge hooked noses
>Jews invented Fish & Chips, made with cod, a white fish

This is top notch. That flavor text wins hard and the reminder text for Believe is perfect.

Sweet Jesus, that flavor text is unnerving.

Marshall Massachusetts, lay down the roof on these fools.

The One Who Acted Bravely sounds like a solid name for a ancient spirit, no one knows their name anymore, but everyone sings about their actions.

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>Sometimes you may want to fight, as others have done before you, but why not help your neighbour instead?

Timecube confirmed

The two boys are back in town

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>nico nico nii

better than original

>Caesar, I was Born

Deep