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Cathartic Magic Cards. Part Numero Duo
Nathaniel Sanders
Joshua Stewart
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Anthony Johnson
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John Mitchell
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Luke Watson
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Mason Price
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Benjamin Lewis
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Samuel Ortiz
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Benjamin Bailey
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Cooper Walker
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Ryder Gomez
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Camden Brooks
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Joshua Nelson
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Grayson Jackson
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Jeremiah Turner
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Eli Rogers
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Grayson Gonzalez
>one hour
>the call was not delayed
You lying son of a bitch!
Mason Nelson
>Gladiator of the holocaust
Fuck that's cool.
Lincoln Martin
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Connor Foster
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William Wright
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Christopher Wright
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Jeremiah Nguyen
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Camden Moore
I need an explanation for this.
Tyler Torres
These are Magic cards as interpreted by Google Translate. The result is sometimes seemingly thought-provoking, profound, or deep, and most of the time hilarious.
Ayden Young
That's hilarious
Elijah Ortiz
BIGGERR
James Myers
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Elijah Robinson
>You alone
>"This is me"
Luis Adams
what language do people usually start with to make these?
Brayden Bell
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Jordan Powell
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Angel Thompson
Truly, One is the most important weapon.
Lincoln Martin
Good fucking thread op.
Ian Flores
>A Good Creature - A Human Slave
There is some subtext here that I'm not entirely comfortable.
Justin Long
I feel like someone is trying to sell me something.
Camden Rivera
>"you're beautiful".
Luis Foster
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Evan Walker
uh oh Hiro going beast mode soon?
Adam Cook
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Jacob Nelson
Is this the so-called secret meta?
Landon Wood
Ugar Sharma Ugar Ugar Ugar Sharma Ugar Ugar
I can't stop this feelin'
Deep inside of me
etc etc
Luis Perez
>although blue is red, the body does not exist
"Through bleeding we know that we are alive."
>Bigger
For you.
>What's happening?
>You alone
>This is me.
Goddammit, don't remind me.
Connor Lee
Man, I want to hear Dirk's story.
Grayson Hill
>all participants are useless
That's politics, alright.
Ian Jones
I usually filter it through each language Magic is printed in, then Hawaiian, Dutch, and/or Irish if it still needs some flavor.
Jose Kelly
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Brandon Harris
is this some neural network stuff or what?
Matthew Murphy
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Landon Gonzalez
"Sorry I didn't know your mom died, here have a 1/1 dead mom counter"
Anthony Jones
>And that, kids, is why you shouldn't smoke.
Robert Wright
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Xavier Gray
That one really went off the rails there huh
Jaxson Green
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Benjamin Price
Someone do this with yugioh cards, they're far wordier
Julian Morris
Source on the pic?
Blake Cook
This thread.
Mason Parker
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Brandon Gray
>Man (Saved from darkness and white)
God damn, yo.
Grayson Miller
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Brayden Stewart
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Ryan Edwards
These are basically Yu-Gi-Oh cards already.
Mason Myers
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Aiden Hall
It's poorly retranslated text.
Cooper Williams
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Cooper Cook
Aww, I want to summon the animals that are Human Fans. Clan Scarf is the best! Even if they DO defeat the trek players for the players.
Gabriel Miller
>Once you have downloaded, you can download the money.
Is this card shilling for Bitcoin?
Kevin Brown
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Joseph Lee
> the meat is the ultimate soldier
Meatboy
Tyler Ward
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Dominic Adams
>write four books
Fuck, this turn's gonna take a while.
Brody Ward
> unwanted natural abnormalities can cause permanent damage
Haha, that's the eldrazi in a nutsh-
> I can not go back
DEEP LORE
Sebastian Wright
Wait, was this made by an AI?
Landon Evans
>because it can choose 3 or 4 muslims with a legitimate card
Liam Peterson
>vizara vagina
I have no reaction image that properly conveys how I feel about this.
Brandon White
Jesus christ God Does Not Care is brutal
Hunter Sanchez
>Niwa-sama, what is your opinion on Planeswalkers?
>I'm not happy with the mathematics they are about to engage.
Anthony Moore
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Kayden Lopez
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Landon Smith
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Colton Reyes
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Hudson Roberts
>antiquers are worms
>my life is dead
American pickers got dark in the later seasons.
Elijah Brooks
>vizara vagina
Jason Martinez
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Hunter Cox
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Ryan Miller
>unhealthy mantras
wat
Leo Rodriguez
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Cooper Robinson
>Planeswalkers->Merchandising
Good shit
Jaxson Hill
Wow it managed to directly translate his ultimate.
Michael Martinez
How do I make good ones?
Jaxon Bennett
Man, I can't choose between getting all my chores done or killing everything everywhere.
Brody Cook
>dat flavor text
That's so perfectly phyrexian it hurts
James Gonzalez
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Christian Brooks
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Lucas Roberts
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Brandon Johnson
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Benjamin Lee
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Anthony Collins
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Elijah Adams
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Samuel Hernandez
This all reminds me of that time /pol/ started putting in racist "ooga booga" shit in Google Translate It all came out as some complex words.