ITT: Stats of Weaponized Autism

Guys! Let's stat autism as a weapon in 40k 8E.

It should be a melee weapon

Unless you make it a fucking missile lol

Hard to stat, because it works like Ork WAAAAGH! Energy. It works much better en-mass.

Maybe a rule like "For each 10 models in the unit, S+1"?

Pretty much, but instead of Strength, maybe make it increase a Psyker ability. For instance, "Meme Attack: Warp charge of 8. The target unit can be anywhere on the board, farther than 9 inches from the [AUTIST] group casting it. Every 10 models in the group adds +1 to the warp roll. Target suffers 2d6 mortal wounds."

Or

"The Redpill: warp charge of 7. Targed a unit that is NOT yet deployed on the board (in concealment, deep strike, in orbit, etc.) If successfully manifested, You may immediately choose to place the enemy unit anywhere on the board, 9 inches away from any Friendly [AUTIST] Units." Every 10 models adds +1 to the warp roll

The first one looks better I think.

We should homebrew a Veeky Forums army for 40k. Like, Admins are HQ Characters, Mods are Elites...

Autism:
Range: 6"
Strength: 2
AP: 0
Damage: d3
Special Rules: For every 5 units in the unit, add +1 Strength.

Would go in:

Autist Faggots (5-30)
[AUTIST], [FAGGOT], [Veeky Forums]

M6" WS+4 BS+5 S3 T4 Ld 5 W1 Sv+6

Equipment: Autism

Special rules:
>Autist Blob: If the unit counts 20+ models, gets auto-targeted if it's the nearest unit in shooting and charging and the unit gains a +5 Invul save

Contagious faggotry: all units within 6" of a [FAGGOT] unit must make a Ld test. If it's failed, the unit must use the [FAGGOT] unit Ld for 2 turns after going further than 6" from the [FAGGOT] unit. This applies to your own units too

2 turns is too much, maybe just until they leave the aura?

>Equipment: Autism

best part

I fully support this... Is Moot an HQ or a Lord of War?

Moot will appear in better bade but more expensive Days of Yore made by Forgeworld. We will have Nagasaki as a special character with aura buffs that nobody will understand but will feel they're kinda nice.

Until he sells your personal data to the feds

Who the fuck is moot?

Is this because of the other 40k thread about SJW's infesting everything and OP worrying that because Veeky Forums made the Emperor of Man into Trump, They would come in droves and change everything, like the Emperor being a trans-albino black gender fluid squrriel?

"For each miniature on your army, you get +1 Leadership".

Not sure if bait...

I got troop choices guys:

NEETs 3pts
M5 WS5 BS5 S3 T3 W1 A1 Ld 7
+1 to Str and WS for every 10 members to a mob

Weaboos 6pts
M5 WS4 BS5 S3 T3 W1 A2 Ld 7
I studied the Blade: When attacking with Katana, you may choose to hit on a 3 up instead, but any rolls of 1 deal a mortal wound to the WEABOO unit.

not autistic enough

old owner of Veeky Forums

GTFO

newfags, ironically enough.

What rock have you been hiding under? This shit's been joked about ever since hiroshimoot took over.

Alright guys, let's try more units.

Elite:
Drawfag (?) Points
M5 WS5 BS4 S3 T3 W1 A2 Ld7
Equipment: Drawing tools
Beautiful Art: When making a ranged attack, the target unit, if hit, cannot target the Drawfag
Horiffic Fetish: may make a ranged attack. On a hit, rather than dealing a wound, it forces a leadership test. Roll a d6. Act as if that number of models were removed from the target unit for the test.