Think of a chapter of Space Marines, Veeky Forums. Chaos warbands or legions count.
Got it? Good.
One of their battle brothers has just appeared in your house with no idea how he got there. No, he doesn't speak English, he's from 38000 years in the future.
Salamanders Grab a hammer and start bashing some steal until sempi teaches me how to forge like only an astartes can forge. Art is the universal language after all.
Either he has some business here, or he was teleported by accident. If former, I suppose he will just walk away to do his job. Perhaps he will break something on his way for the faster route. If latter, he'll just return to Immaterium. Perhaps there will be some Warp side effects.
I think I shouldn't do anything while this is happening.
Nolan Reyes
Mentors.
Boot up computer, download Rosetta Stone for English, pop some headphones on 'im. He'll figure it out.
From there, tell him that there's clearly some metaphysical shenanigans going on, him being conjured from a fictional world and all. Then we go on a quest to find out the truth, traveling across the globe, encountering other fictional/factual teams and defeating them in combat and debate, culminating in a confrontation with God, who reveals that I myself am a work of fiction inhabiting a fictional world of which He is the author, and that He's sorry but the story is ending and it's time to stop writing. Fade to black, reopen on repeat of first ten seconds of the first episode. The end.
Kayden Long
Emperors Children Noise Marine.
Well life was fun while it lasted.
Ryder Clark
>Minotaurs FUCK
Michael Allen
Blood Ravens Fuck, he will steal all my "archeotech".
Cooper Myers
Black Templars
I hope google finds the imperial creed before he finds me.
Anthony Smith
>Astral knights Use hand movements and miming to tell him not to go to the World Engine tomorrow.
Isaac Butler
and for the meme answer >angry marines Shout at him as loud as I can and hope he's sufficiently impressed to gift me my very own power-wrench.
Jonathan Davis
>Blood Ravens
Become destitute.
Charles Myers
>Raptors No, there is not a member of the Adeptus Astartes that just magically appeared in my house, that would be
Jaxson Watson
Absolute bro times ensue. He decorates my stuff, everything becomes blood red and gold. Gotta try not to remind him of his Primarch or make him mad, though.
Austin Richardson
The boring answer, Ultramarines.
Well I get the hell out if I even can. He probably wanders around trying to figure things out, and once he figures out he's on Terra thousands of years in the past he probably tries finding the Emperor or whatever.
Andrew Hughes
Alpha Legion ...
I guess he will try to lean my language, then get all the infos he needs, then he will say "Just as planned..." and BLAM me
Jaxson Baker
>Thousand Sons I guess if he has spikes on his helmet or shoulders I can use him as a coat rack.
Isaac Young
Guardians of the Covenant well first i would brew a pot of tea as it would be impolite to not offer tea. then we would sit down and try and figure out were to go from there. once we sort out the language issue he would probably be great to talk to.
Samuel Bell
Emperor's Children.
Through a combination of body language, drawings and possibly internet pictures I'd try to convince him that I'm a fellow chaos worshipper and is worth letting live. Hopefully he'll decide to take me along as a cultist/fucktoy rather than just rape me to death on the spot.
Jonathan Lewis
>Space Wolves
There goes the liquor cabinet
Jackson Foster
>Iron Hands
I just point to my PC and let him do whatever he wants because I would like to continue living.
Luke Price
Nova Marines.
Uhhhh. Try to explain to him with pictures that he is on old Tera
Ryder Smith
Blood ravens. All of my belongings start disappearing and when I notice that he has something of mine he insist That I gifted it to him.
Logan Baker
>Flame Falcons AH FUCK EVERYTHINGS ON FIRE
Zachary Harris
>Thousand Sons Well this underwhelming. Maybe I could get a forklift and rent him out as a statue.
Oliver Nguyen
>Death Guard
This is the grossest way to die.
Christian Morales
>Space Wolves
Blast Amon Amarth.
Anthony Parker
>World Bearers. Point them at a church.
Nolan Williams
Crimson Fists?
Uh, I'll show him my squad of RT-era minis of his chapter.
Hudson Campbell
Any loyalist chapter:
Draw a picture of an arab and one picture of an african. Draw a chaos sybol between them. Make one arrow from each to the chaos symbol. Let him out of the apartment.
>t. Swede
Angel Morris
Jag skrockade hjÀrtligt.
Lincoln Fisher
Imperial fists.
Make the Aquila emblem with my hands and kneel before my lord.
Jack Butler
Bra brev.
Christopher Martin
>Hand me a powershovel, 20 serfs and we'll fortify this place!
Colton Torres
>Crimson Fist
Since he doesn't speak English it's a simple matter of performing the sign of the Aquila and pointing around at things in my room to show that I am an Imperial Loyalist. Go find that English and Latin book in my house and see if he starts recognizing anything I say.
Hopefully end up being the right hand man to an actual demigod and just roll with whatever he does.
Bentley Smith
Imperial fists.
Just try to communicate. Low gothic's basically English right? Hell if he entered my house he'd probably wreck the floor.
Ryan Johnson
Give him watermelons and a bucket of KFC
Luis Rodriguez
>accidentally reminds him of Big Hawkboy >mops up river of marine tears for a week
Jose Adams
Try to communicate in latin(which is basically high gothic anyway), then post him in the internet with the hope that the (future) Emperor notice him
Easton Anderson
>Iron Warriors
Fun while it lasted, boys.
Andrew Jones
Lamenters >Grab two beers from the fridge >Sit on the couch and offer him one so we can sit together and silently contemplate the cruelties of life >He sits on the other side of the couch >Couch is fucking destroyed, I get thrown into the ceiling >I'm dead >Lamenter just killed his only friend in this new world
Kevin Torres
>steal >steel
Alexander Anderson
>Salamanders Ever heard of battlemace 42 million?
Mason Bell
I think Low Gothic is every language that is native to humans that us not High Gothic, so yeah, it should be.
David Sullivan
Bloodravens
Shit all my stuff is gone!
Jace Nguyen
You mean you gifted to them, right?
James Gray
Night Lords!
OH FUCK NO NO NO! Good thing I'm tiny and can hide in the crawl space
Elijah Cox
Can we trade? I rather have them than a Night Lord