ITT: Veeky Forums creates a singular character one sentence at a time...

ITT: Veeky Forums creates a singular character one sentence at a time, everything from appearance to personality to backstory. First reply starts the chain.

The

first

Black

Nigger

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Wasn't this supposed to be sentences at a time?

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>one sentence
He has 2 Int.

Well, he is the first black nigger.

In a world where every human is a nigger he is the very first person to be named "Black"

The First Black Nigger can will watermellons to grow from under his large, bony feet.

This hurts a lot.

Any policeman within a 10km radius is suddenly compelled to find and kill him.

His name is Tyronesaurus Rex

His catchphrase is "YOU JUST GOT REX'D"

His primary fighting style is a club-based martial art passed down to him from generations of the Unga Bunga monks of the monastery of Oba'ma

Quests were better than this.

He is normally indestructible, and can only be defeated by throwing his large orange phylactery through a hoop of annihilation.

He only consumes watermelon, fried chicken, grape juice and skittles

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While not averse to conflict, he prefers not to begin hostilities, and instead compels people to "Swing first."

His ancestors once held a far-off throne.

him is actually a xer.

he literally did nothing wrong