‘Settlers of Catan’ Movie Adaptation in the Works at Sony

>‘Settlers of Catan’ Movie Adaptation in the Works at Sony

variety.com/2017/film/news/settlers-of-catan-movie-sony-1202587485/

>sony
This was over before it started.

Why do they have to base it off something that translates terribly to film? They're gonna have to write a whole story anyway, so why not just write one without the the board game? I don't think they're gonna get that many sales from fans of the game.

Cast him

Harvey Weinstein

That's not how you use a table, OP

She's supposed to be on her hands and knees.

Probably the difference between pitching a new idea vs pitching one where you can use the figures from other board game based movies to get people backing it up. Either way has the right idea.

This wouldn't be a bad short film, but it'd make an awful movie.

AT LEAST ITS NOT

UWE BOLL
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>irish lumberjack main character

Man, whoever's dealing to the Sony film execs has to share with the rest of the world

At least then it would be amusingly bad. And probably have boob too.

>2 hours of non stop 'Wood for Sheep' puns.

This is immediately what I thought of.
Are they seriously browsing maori cave painting boards for movie concepts?

Do you Catan?

>*BWOOOOOOOM*
"There's too much grain... far too much grain...!"

>*BWOOOOOOOM*
"Look at the sun... it's too close...!"

>*BWOOOOOOOM*
"They've completed... the longest road!"

>*Bwom bwom bwombwombwombwom*
>"ahaha... WOOD FOR SHEEP! NOW I get it!"

>C A T A N
>Summer 2018

I'd watch it.

Idris Elba

I bet that it will be in 3d, feature cameos of other boardgames, and be almost just as cringeworthy as the EMOJI movie was.

>Having glass in between the table girl and the girl on the couch's feet.
>Girl on the couch isn't barefoot
This is all wrong but my dick still agrees.

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