Warhammer 40k general /40kg/

Pervy sisters edition

>Warhammer Community news(Forge World Preview: The First Ever Primaris Super-heavy)
warhammer-community.com/2017/10/12/forge-world-preview-the-first-ever-primaris-super-heavy/

>Daily Duncan Playlist
youtube.com/watch?v=tS51VhDSeQM&list=PLEaPE4sLDA7ucJ0dkiVZSW6ghZUNGFHIW
>top five squigs
warhammer-community.com/2017/09/05/celebrate-30-years-of-warhammer-40000-top-5-squigsgw-homepage-post-3/

>GW FAQ (1.1):
games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata#40k-errata

>FW FAQ (1.1):
forgeworld.co.uk/en-GB/Downloads#warhammer40k

>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in properly converted pdf & epub, fully bookmarked and linked with in-line errata annotations
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>Other Megas
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>Old Black Library Mega
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>WIP Math-hammer doc (Thanks Chart-user!)
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing

>Imperial Guard codex (thanks anons)
>epub
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>pdf
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First for 3++ Culexus

What's everyone working on?
I've got two leviathans and two contemptors I'm trying to have built and painted before the Saturday after next

New Dunc

youtu.be/Uvz2M_7ANNs

Canoness, a few Sisters and a Rhino.

Are you excited for plastic sisters as the first codex next year?

Is there something wrong with the other 40k general?

Why you gotta do this to me, man?

he's being autistic because apparently it being 8 hours old and active is a reason to kill it

>not painting your bloodletters grey as stone statues
Not gonna lie, I'm a special snowflake and I don't really like official schemes

It's old user, this is a new thread, stop spamming with links to old threads
thanks for the bump ;^)

>Not painting them bronze

He's an autist who thinks that a thread being 8 hours old is reason to make a new one for some reason

>the old thread is on page 1
>this new one is on page 2 even with bumps

Wouldn't it make more sense to just report OP and post in the other thread then?

Better version

>thanks for the bump ;^)
>being such a newfag
Kill yourself you retarded squigposter

I CLAIM THIS THREAD FOR MORK !

Eldar are not for lewding though

Mantis Warriors. It took the better part of a year off and on, but I finally found a green I like for it.
Now to get the motivation up to paint all these minis.

bog all at the moment. I'm chucking a few potential lists about until I have a steady income again

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Female Astra Militarum

Boobplates aren't realistic

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Working on coming up with a Deathmask for my Bullgryn Bodyguard and coming up with a paint scheme for my Crusaders, Inquisitor and Rough Riders. The Rough Riders and Crusaders are all Sigmar bits with some 40k bits for weapons. I wanted them to be religious feral world people that were shown that their gods were actually the Emperor all along.

Once I paint them up, I only need to paint some Missile Launchers, a couple of Commanders and another Basilisk and most of my army will be completed.

This might be the wrong game for you if you're concerned with realism.

Not canon
Bullets ricochet right into their heart and murder them

Anyone wanna comment on this AdMec list?

Stay mad heretic

Okay, here's your comment
git gud

Yeah because the game has always gone to great pains to make sure armor works realistically and no vital parts are left exposed or in danger. You're a hypocrite if you complain about boob plates and don't complain about the countless helmetless models there are.

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>This thread may become autustic screeching about boob plates
Veeky Forums never changes.

>folks created a literal lewd god
Yeah, nah.

QUALITY BAIT

user you do realize cadians don't have boob plate right?

>buthurt that your old thread is dying
>starts baiting to ruin this one
Nice try user

Threadly reminder all guard are WAACfags, SJWs are ruining the hobby, and FW is nazism incarnate

maybe she's just an A cup?

No one is ruining the hobby. Shut up. It's better than it ever has been.

we just need to tell GW that its ideological BS that they want to insert as they just want control over the game/setting, remind them:
>You can paint whatever skin-tone you wish and theres even in depth tutorials on how to do so
>literally an entire army of females
>Eldar/DE have tonnes of female models
>There is an army of daemonic hermaphrodites
>People bitch at GW every year for plastic sisters
>They want lore changes because its what THEY want and doesn't keep true and consistent to the setting that makes it unique.
>Also female guard conversion bits would be nice

>all guard are waacfags

Hold the line, brothers.

o7

Those numbers are rigged

Chaos space marines Murder Sword question

"Each attack made with the Murder Sword that HITS the selected
character AUTOMATICALLY inflicts a mortal wound upon that character instead of
the normal damage."

Does that mean that I do not roll to wound? or does it mean that I roll to wound as a mortal wound? Thanks

>every piece of official female guardsmen art is just A cup girls
>in the grim dark future there is only flat chests
I don't want to live in that kind of future

Maybe massively cut down on all the formatting there. If you can't fit the list into a screenshot you're doing it wrong.
You don't need nearly two phone screens of Sicarian stats, just say "5 Infils, X weapon, X points".

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user just because your gay necron loli thread is shit doesn't mean you need to try and disrupt this one
You have to go back

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*pat-pat-pat-slap-pat-pat...*

So Necron Loli's are gay... but traps aren't...

You confuse me user

Nope mortal wounds just happen, no need to roll
It would say something like "each successful wound is instead a mortal wound" if that was the case

Elders are specifically only for lewding

It's pretty simple user

Soldiers shouldn't have large breasts, user. You want them to get those things in the way and then have problems on the field?

Aren't traps really gay though?

Sounds a little strong considering chaos lords can hit on a 2+ and reroll 1.

youtube.com/watch?v=LnbvGh5D2iU

The thing is you have to get in contact with that targeted character and no intelligent person will just let you walk right up to their HQ

user it's literally called a MURDERSWORD

but he can deepstrike in 9" away on first turn

I'm gonna give one to my khorne champion with my infiltrating berserkers, it'll be worth it just to force him to run away as fast as he can

>You want them to get those things in the way and then have problems on the field?

yes

Blame Battlescribe. I use my codex for games

okay Lord Arkos

>since it's the current year I can just shift my gender at will
>become female, fuck a trap in her boipucci
>become male after
>not gay
Check mate atheists

You got me there bro

Tis only vs one character declared before the battle starts.

If Lord of Edges with the MURDERSWORD declares a death threat vs. your 3rd Company Captain. You better not try to engage in an honurable duel between the two.

I think Elysian heads look dumb AF
Do you think lasguns have recoil like a gun or is shooting one just like flicking a flashlight on & off?

and you better surround your captain in a 17" bubble of units

Right so I'm thinking of taking 2 squads of Kabalite warriors in my new dark eldar army with the intent of:
>Focusing one unit as medium range support with anti armour capabilities.
1x dark lance
1x blaster
8x splinter rifles

>Orienting a squad as Scout infiltrators with an emphasis upon close combat
and anti Infantry weaponry.
1x splinter cannon
1x shredder
1x Syrabite with a blast pistol, phantasm grenade launcher and Agonizer.

Now my question comes down to two things.
>in the first unit would it be worth while to take a syrabite with a splinter rifle for the +1 ld or is it a waste of points?
>Is the second unit pointless as other units such would suit the role better, not to mention would I be better off replicating the first unit again?

I think they would have recoil. They superheat the air in front of them.

Did you just assume his gender shitlord?

The question is not if you´re gay. It´s if a trap is gay.

I defined it.

Lasguns have zero moving parts so I doubt they kick at all, scions don't even use a stock to aim since they have a halo style HUD probably
The only reason they make noise is apparently because the air around them ionizes so quickly it makes a cracking soind probably similar to Fo4
idk why I'm making so many /v/ analogys I literally haven't played a video game in months other than SSBM

its not gay if its a 3-way

How rude do you have to be to not temporarily shift your gender to match what someone calls you so they don't look silly? It's current year, isn't it?

So is a gay trap into guys or girls?

2 men and a trap isn´t gay?

Well a trap is still a guy so a gay trap wants dick

So what stuff checks leviathan dreads?
I'm fielding mine for the first time tomorrow and wanna know what support it needs

Just stop sweetie. This is our world now

Not battlescribe's fault that you don't know how to use it.
Seriously, how the hell did you get it to spit out a pdf with one unit per page?

That's like asking if a dildo is gay. No, there's nothing inherently gay about traps. If you are a male that likes the idea of having sex with traps, then you are at least partially gay.

Stale, at least try to be funny

The campaign I am in lets you give deepstrike rules to a non-HQ unit if you own a spaceport. I play DG and CSM. What would be a fun thing to deepstrike? I tried poxwalkers and they didn't do so hot. I think I will try a melee defiler next time

Fucking centrist normfag...

Femanon who got fucked by a passible trap here
It felt pretty god damn gay, though not in a bad way
Also does anyone have game suggestions planned for the weekend?

correct. because it rhymes

Nurglings.

I love the heads. They have an arbites and judge dread vibe to them.

Then again, I cannot stand cadian proportions.

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If I ride a dildo & bust a nut on my carpet, then later on in the day fuck my girl on that same carpet, am I gay

I'll just eat yoghurt and cry on my orks like i do every weekend

user, can't you guess why all sisters of battle are wearing power armor ?

duuuuude Grinding advance with Punisher Gatling cannons, 40 shots man. crazy

You're at least a little bisexual for liking things up your ass, yes. There would be no "are traps gay?" argument if people just accepted the fact that bisexuality is a thing and more people are at least slightly bi than would care to admit it.

>If I ride a dildo

Yes. You are gay.

>MEGAMILK
>MEGAFAITH
Why is there no such edit?