A yandere fell in love with your character. She has the resources of a noble(or upper class) family...

A yandere fell in love with your character. She has the resources of a noble(or upper class) family, and possesses powers at the trained level if powers exist in your setting(for example, would be a psyker in 40k).

What happens?

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Chances are if she's a human he mostly ignores her. He might use her as a way to test new types of food.

Declare her my protege.
Refine her to my own image.
Reward her with boundless affection.

>An Ex-Warlock Orc scarred physically and mentally even though he's still a teen.
>An Undead Fighter who's roughly 40% herself and 60% spare parts

I don't think either of them will develop a healthy relationship.

Lets get this out of the way

He's going to shove his pregnant wife into another dimension until he figures out how to deal with it and figure out how this is his fault.

roll em up

A pale black haired blue eyed girl with huge tits and and ass. She's about a 7' 2" chubby muscular genius who can change shape at will. She's a fucking blood worshiper who's good with her fists and and laughs when she's about to snap.

I didn't ask for a khornate battle waifu you fuck.

This.

I dont understand why people see yandere like a plague, while if you play your card right and choosing your word wisely, you'd have a completely loyal and devoted programable zealot/slave only at price of affection.

Pic related?

>How tall is she?
>literally 50% chance of getting taller than you

Was this chart made by some supermanlet?

His wife would break her if he couldn't manage it

Nothing because she is not going to get released any time soon and the developer will keep eating naive fools money until the excitement dies down and he will release it half complete with 30 panty customization options and no story.

Yanderes don't accept being ignored. She won't stop until you're hers.

I've got 21 AC, she can't hurt me
Instead, she shall become my squire and I'll make her into a proper paladin

I ponder why this shit keeps happening to my poor thief

A paladin of Justice ?

>yan psyker wants my skitarii cyberdong

The inquisitor would probably laugh if delta-9 were to complain. Or he would force the two on a date to get an acolyte that has a reason to be with his squad.

>Guardsman: "how would they even..."
>Guardsman 2:"Does he even have a..."
>Enginseer: "Skitarii aren't made for that..."
>Psyker: "(pic related, big bird)"
>Battle sister: "(pic related, little bird)"

>Skitarii cyberdong
Muh sides

>An Ex-Warlock Orc scarred physically and mentally even though he's still a teen
Story-Time?

While my character would be flattered (and scared by) this noble woman's advances, he would need to explain to her that he cannot settle down at this point in his life as he still needs to prove that he is a hero worth remembering to his country and his people.

Best case, she fights alongside him.
Worst case, he's going home with broken legs, Misery style.

the last time it happened they got raped. then Mr. Yandere and his heretic sister got executed after he escaped and reported what happened to the Seneschal.

So, my Orc was a sorceror, a mage apprentice. Because of the Orc culture, the study of magic is shady business, and so my Orc got involved in some bad circles. It began when he was contacted by an elder, the kind of warlock who enslaves lessers and all of that. While he wasn't outright enslaed, the symbol burnt into his fore-arm made it very hard for him to rebel against said master. And so, roughly fourteen around now, he abandoned his studies to follow the entourage (party) of general evildoers in his masters mad quest for glory. This continued, for roughly a year, him following, learning, observing the gore and carnage and adapting to such a lifestyle, which honestly isn't hard for an Orc to do.

By the time he was fifteen, his 'party' simply fell apart. the Master dissapeared and the small cult following him descended into madness. My character was not sticking around. He finally gained the courage to cut off the skin that held his symbol, and to lessen the chance of infection, cauterized it with magic. That was the start of that habit.

As his partly disassembled, he was lost and without direction. Coming back home, he had forgotten what it was like to be a kid, and yet still craved the discipline and hierarchy of what he had been through, despite how traumatic an event it was. By now he had a rather strong grasp on both cruelty and magic. Putting his skills as a pyromancer to good use, he joined the Orc Gestapo, where he vegetated for a short while before being purged for suspicions of Warlockery. Rather than die, however, he merely fled the continent.

The story isn't even nearly over. Drifting away from a cult, to a secret police/paramilitary, to an outlaw practioner of the dark arts, he was a prime candidate for a different, equally evil cult, a new master, this one an undead. Putting him in magical chains, as a pyromancer, he had no chance. For a year he remained enslaved, but then, after a raid on the formerly mentioned secret police

Cont.

Already had a crazy yandere vampire chick after my Cleric.

She actually was a noble, and started out "good". She helped out the party early on, and apparently didn't go around murdering people out of bloodlust, and only drank blood out of willing donors.

That's where my Cleric came in. He sort of developed a bond with this chick, and she gave him a sob story about how hard it is to get willing donors and how she hadn't had one in months, and how vampires grow weak and crazed without blood, etc. etc... Cleric figured there wasn't anything /specifically/ against it in his faith, and figured it was a good deed (and a good way into her pants) to help a benevolent vampire keep her composure, so he let her suck his blood.

Well, it turns out priest blood is like crack to vampires in the setting, and she became unhealthily obsessed and enamored with him because of it. He was cool with it for a while, but she gradually became more and more obsessed and stalker-ish.

Once he left her town, she ended up scrying on him to make sure he wasn't with other women (he was constantly), which caused her to snap. She started following him in secret and killed most of the women he got with out of jealousy. He had to tone down his antics after that, once he figured out what was going on, because shit, blood was on his hands. The party half suggested to him that he either kill her or get with her just to keep her satisfied.

Then one night she basically kidnapped him from the inn they were staying at, took him back to her manor, and locked him in a cage. Party had to rescue him, fight ensued, they ended up sealing her in the cage and putting a magic circle around it so she can't escape. Cleric didn't have the heart to kill her, even though he probably should have. She's probably still in that damn cage, and I bet the GM is just waiting to make it relevant again.

Moral of the story: Don't stick your dick in crazy. Or let it suck your blood. Also probably don't commit adultery, yeah.

Out of the harvest of Orc Gestapo, one of the captives was his sister. An equally twisted childhood, yet a glorious career in the secret police not muddled by the dark arts of my character. But now they were both prisoners. So what did they do? The two slaves fuck, angrily incestiously. She humiliates him, she being his older sister, and states that once she rises from slavery into the actual ranks, she will be especially cruel to him.

As a sidenote, he's fed charred Orc flesh by one of the actual cultists. That entire day is when shit hits the fan for real.

He, after a year or so of servitude, kneels and bows in front of his new queen, and he is accepted. His magical shackles are removed and his entire body combusts with the excitement and the release and the pride. Of course, he's still a mage. He feels at home now, a true warlock, among dangerous equals he knows he cannot trust.

His siter notices this. Making a scene, she stabs her finger at him, screaming, frothing at the mouth, mocking him. His master and her second in command look blankly at him, and he throws her off a small height, bathing her in pulsing, semi-liquid flame. She screams but it's drowned out by the fire.

And then, life is comparatively good. He defeats the one that earlier made him commit the sin of cannibalism in 'honourable' combat. His master seems not to hate him. The massive Undead Minotaur that enslaved him looks at him like a brother in arms, hinting that he, too, was nothing but dirt on the boot of superior warriors at one time.

But then this rampage ends. A raid on the abandoned town the cultists calm their home, several dozen cultists dead, his leader captured. It goes without saying that the entire cult has fallen asunder. Meanwhile, on the other continent, the gestapo-friendly regime has been toppled, and while no one knows his whereabouts, he is yet again welcome back home. Cont, 2/3

He spent his brief time distrustful and bitter of polite society, living on the edges of the reach of the new regime, indiscriminately roving, murdering, looting, burning whenever he thinks he can get away with it. Without a purpose, he degenerates, until finally caught. Arrested for arson, he is not in fact executed, nor is he put in an actual prison. He's put in what could be described as a gulag, where he lives in a patch of mud, lorded over by sadistic gatekeepers for the foreseeable future.

If you remember the ritual scarification through cauterization? He's practically speckled black, from 4th degree burns, and green. He eminates a magical aura of heat, he reeks of fire and brimstone, his eyes are reddish orange like the colour of the rising sun, and burn with malicious fervor. With all that said, he's not completely evil. He merely wishes to serve his sentence for the things he did, and to enter society as a free man. He wants a wife, mainly. And children, too. Not to say that he isn't well aware what he has done, or what he is capable of doing. He just hopes, the first thing he has hoped for in years, that he will survive the 'gulag.' This seems unlikely, but he is in fact a stellar prisoner, strong like an ox, quiet, thoughtful, perhaps even loyal to his captors, even if only because he wants to get out.

3/3

>Lizardfolk Barbarian who really doesn’t care for love, just food
If she can cook and can control her murder in public then yeah, a skilled killer/fuckbuddy with a shit ton of gold and power could be useful...
The relationship will be onesided though...

>tfw your yandere is Finnish knife-wielding antisocial (redundant) twins
>pale blondes with huge tits and average ass
>obviously foreigners
>dark and sad but very athletic
>cooking obsessed
>guy height
>skinny
>freckles
>self-hatred for #1 and perfect husbando for #2
>knives (you don't roll for Finns they have knives the end)
>#1 fiddles with sharp objects and laughs hysterically
>#2 arm-grabs

k i think we're done here

Current character? find a way to drop hints that I might be falling in love with the people I want dead. Keep gun at the ready.

>ordinary Finnish woman, except she can cook

I know, right?

I laughed a little bit.

Then I grew concerned.

Now I'm hiding. They'll never find me in Sweden.

I'm 6 4 so taller makes the girl an amazon.

I don't know how I feel about that.

Well shit, this is exactly what my current dude would do.

Even if she's got the powers of a noble, good fucking luck to her, she's after the bastered who shot himself from a ballista so he could stab a dragon in the eye, he succeeded, and cut holes in it's wings to down it.

did nothing wrong. Got rid of scissors bitch so pink sniper could get the dragon dick.

I drop my trousers, so that she may know that no matter how much she wants it, I cannot give her the D, because I am a bird.

I realize i'm apparently playing some weebshit game, and leave the table.

>Weeb

Hardly, many girls through history have been violent and obsessive. There's a normie meme about it

She has to fight his dragon wife.

Sounds like a guy one could share a fine cup of tea with, maybe trade tales as well.

Poor girl.

We already had this thread numerous times, and we've become increasingly efficient at it.

>A tall, pale, readhead with blue eyes
>thicc booty
>comes from a powerful, wealthy family
>good at making and executing plans
>Immortal
>Adept in magic combat
>Martyr complex
Jesus Christ, she's perfect. My character will make VERY good use of her as a grand vizier sort of accomplice. Maybe she'll even take her as a queen for the hell of it.

Hard to say. I'm not sure how to interpret 'trained level' so maybe just PL 10? He'd likely attempt to get her psychiatric help while trying to hide his own embarrassment.

This thread again.

Its kind of sad that you're so pathetic that the only woman who would love you is someone who is by definition insane, so you conjure these sad stories to self insert into.

Re-evaluate your life.

>the_story_of_user.jpg

But seriously, he could just be allergic to NTR. Stuff bites.

It's just a fantasy faggot. The most normie female fantasy is being raped by a billionaire so who gives a fuck?

Probably some 2nd level marauders and a weak priest to scry me out

This got me hard, user.

>go along with it
>have her to be my partner
>complete double the contracts, earn double the money
>live a life of opulence

Seems pretty gud to me tbqhwyf

Double yandere love is purest love

Kill her with poisons and then blame the death on his enemy to get an Noble ally support.

My character is pretty evil

As a side note, I actually didn't have a thing for vampire chicks before this whole thing.

Thanks GM.

Jokes on you, last character I played was a disturbingly possessive noble. She never went full Yan but that might be because the object of her affection never rebuked her.

>programable
That's the problem, they aren't programmable. They're like the villain of that shitty Will Smith I, Robot movie in that they utterly disregard your desires in their need to possess/protect you.

If it's a properly written yandere, any attempt at control is gonna backfire horrendously

fuck, there's two now?

Say no to her.

Say yes to her.

Say maybe to her.

Ask her what was the question again?

Don't worry, you're in distinguished company.

Would it be more fitting if she was a Pariah and the character a Psyker if it's 40k ?

What does yandere mean? I only know tsundere, because someone used it onve to describe a cat.

I think it's psychotic seek for some idol or someone they thing they love...but not sure

He was compulsively making life-ruining decisions before he became the kind of undead that can safely be dismembered and kept at the bottom of a well for weeks at a time. Hell, this could be half of his cousins. Let's see where she's going with this.

Homicidal stalker in love.

She dies attacking the Adeptus Custodies when I tell her the Emperor will always be first in my heart.

My character is yandere, too. They can be yandere together!

O ok. Well I'm a bard, so...

>yandere
How crazy are we talking about?

Cause rest is 100% great thing allowing my PC to further his goals as aspiring petty king of Nowhere.
Daughter of noble house means possibility of alliance or maybe inheritance if she is first in line or this could be "arranged".
Magic in WHRFP can be a problem but my PC is a wizard himself so public backslash may not be as severe.
Having a psychotic killer helps with internal opposition.
And as our party wants to expand manpower pool by conscripting women to fight in light infantry we gain potential poster girl for this unit.
As long as she can contain her craziness it is 100% worth it, all according to the keikaku

Considering that my last character is an australian MechEngineering student, stranded on a SE asian island with another australian future-MLG pro gamer and a finnish hunter, with no food, no real shelter and close to death after a group of wild boar attacked us?
He'd probably do anything she wanted, just to survive. Though I don't know how many assets she still has, considering that the reason for him being stranded is that all tech on earth is fried. Including the tech on the semiballistic airplane he was in

Typically, crazy enough to feel threatened by your having a position of any security and not being dependent on her for everything.

>properly written yandere
Are you talking about real life or fiction?

Because I am bent on real life, in this Veeky Forums section.

Well, he's certainly interesting enough. Quite morbid, quite rigid, but once he warms up to you he's still a teen after all.

Once, he measured dicks with an undead Elf. His was larger.

>same age
>tanned
>brown eyes
>blonde
>average ass
>e-cups
>*magical girl*
>courteous and respectful,gives that gentle feeling
>fit and athletic af
>good at working with computer and has probably tapped my gadgets
>same height
>a bit chubby
>soft skin
>Dragon
>will kidnap me with his "family" (probably her friends) to turn me into a better husband
>will place traps around the house to prevent me from leaving
>starts talking slowly and deliberately if triggered
How fucked am I Veeky Forums?

>character is a gigantic magic eating monster
This is the cutest pairing possible.

Don't worry, it will go down to one again very soon.

My character is Yandere for a dead person.
I don't think this will end well for the campaign.

Oh no, JUSTICE was a fanatic, not a yandere.

hmm

>Autist huntress-in-training from RWBY campaign
>hasn't had a significant personal relationship since her old teacher died fighting Grimm
>White Fang killed her parents ages ago for trying to retire from the organization
>village razed years ago, no living associates
>generally doesn't understand how to interact with people beyond basic bartering
>horribly lonely in every sense of the term
>loyal to people who she actually knows, she just doesn't know anyone right now
>developed a bit of a martyr complex after not being able to save anyone she cared about
>treasures personal relationship she's formed with her other two team mates up to now, even if they are about as deep as a sidewalk puddle, currently
>What happens?

Well, lets see what she gets, I guess.
>same age
>long blond hair, flat chest, yellow eyes
>she's like eight feet tall holy shit
>rich kid
>airhead poser
>actually wicked smart
>outdoorsy, has a private cabin
>witch, can cast spells and curses
>complete and utter self hatred
>blunt weapon specialist
>pulls hard at/rips her clothes while still talking very deliberately when cracking

I guess Yandere takes the last spot in her team to complete the quartet. Getting an in would be easy; a simple proposition for a date is going to cause spilled spaghetti of epic proportions from Autist. A tendency to take people at their word is going to make her horribly easy to manipulate and isolate from her other friends, too. I see this spiraling into a very sad and destructive co-dependent relationship of giant lesbian musclegirls as Autist tries to keep Yandere from breaking her own skull in. It could go OK depending on the Yan to Dere ratio, I guess, with the two of them eventually settling down in a cabin in the Mistralian wilderness, but more than likely this is just going to end up with crying amazons.

same age, Black, Blue eyes, Brown hair, E cups and aw shit ass, Orphan, calm and cool, extremely intelligent, suvivalism and has a hut and Magic, Very Tall, average weight, long hair, Elf, Twins Masochist and needs to be near, acid vials and a club, vacant eyes angery, photographs everything and masturbating

same age doesn't work well with elves but oh well maybe they just say their that old

so highly Intelligent orphaned black twin elves with blues eyes and long brown hair with Fantastic bodies,

most people would say their cool and calm but really ones a masochist who can't stop masturbating who has a club and the other one Needs me around alway, she has dead eyes, she take pictures and is angry if am not around she carries acid vials with her

She'll be all for it, but said yan first needs to fight her to a standstill in a cage match set up by her stand. If she wins, she'll tells the yan to train harder, and if she loses, she'll run off to train herself.

>Same age, deeply tanned, purple eyes, black hair, F-cups, average ass
>Magical Girl
>calm and collected, very athletic, occult interest with bonus magical feature
>Much shorter than me, skinny, freckles
>A witch that can put a curse on me but also a robot or AI and thus immortal/indestructibe.
>Extreme Masochist, wields a piano wire, fiddles with nearest sharp object when breaking

So a cybernetic magical girl (perhaps only her magical girl form is that of a robot?) in the form of a demure oppai loli who craves the sweet release of death by my hand (but can't achieve it?) Sounds like her weapon would be a finger-compartmented monofil whip from Shadowrun, too.

WeW.

He's lord over part of a plane at this point.
His daughter pits her stepmother wannabee against her actual mother, provoking a family civil war that ends with the lord crushing someone's throat. Possibly multiple.

>Older
>Tanned
>Blue Eyes
>Red Hair
>D Cup
>Average Butt
>Magical Girl
>Slut
>Average Intelligence, Hiding Her Strength
>Likes Science, Expert in Anatomy and Psychology
>Way Shorter Than Me
>Average Weight
>Full Body Tattoos
>Extreme Sadist
>Prefers a Cleaver
>Narrates Everything
>Photographs Everything
>Starts Messing Up Her Clothes

Why are magical girls so common in this thread?

>elven warlock possessing human knights corpse
how cute is she? because a fling isnt out of the question, maybe scam her for resources

but long term she would be eliminated, probably sacrificed for a daemon- they are rather fond of "the price is the heart of one who loves you" and things like that

>Older, immortal, 2m tall pro athlete with fists of steel and keen interest in anatomy and sexual sadism
I've been abducted by a Wych.

>yandere wych

That's not scary at all.

If all goes south you could just outrun her, what with the monster titties and all.

>younger
>deeply tanned
>brown/black eyes
>brown hair
>average tits
>average ass
>foreigner
>active personality
>athletic
>interested in science
>very tall
>chubby
>time travel
>katana
>thumb biting

Its like everything I rolled conflicts. 7' foreign brown teenage overweight tomboy scientist. I'm thinking some kind of Rolf from Ed Edd n Eddy personality to explain it all as strange ways from the old country.

>Character is mage from a lower-end noble family
>Wizard she was sent to for magic apprenticeship deliberately indoctrinated her to think she's a magical girl, with all the associated stereotypical beliefs and behaviors that entails
>Extremely naive and idealistic

She'd be inclined to think the best of the yandere, would be entirely oblivious to the creepiness and all but the most direct sexual advances, and would probably try to convert the yandere into being a partner magical girl.

This will likely end with my character getting raped, assuming the yandere's not ok with never getting any actual sexual attention.

>If it's a properly written yandere, any attempt at control is gonna backfire horrendously

You mean "if it's written according to convention".

well, since the word is created to act as a shorthand for the convention...

>Age: Older by 5-10 yrs
So, 30-something

>Skin: Deeply tanned
>Eyes: Blue
>Hair: Red
Odd combination there...but what the hell, it's basically anime

>Breasts: B-C cup
>Ass: "Aw shit."
>Height: Very short
>Weight: Chubby
Not exactly a conventional beauty, but I think that set of features could still be quite sexy in the right proportions.

>Background: Orphan
>Personality: Slut
>Intelligence & Athletics: Average, but hiding her true athleticism
>Interests: Survivalism (per Orphan background), and cooking (has "special" spices)
>Distinctive Physical Features: Disability
Interesting...I'mma pick "mute".

>Insanity: Involved in a major crime ring (not actually crazy, just surrounded by crazies)
Oddly fitting with the orphan background.
>Weapons: Piano wire, spear gun
Ok, maybe she is still sort of crazy
>Tell: Narrates everything around her in stream of consciousness, revealing exactly what she's thinking about
Not sure how that works with the muteness...maybe a diary?

>5 to 10 years older
>light skin
>purple eyes
>black hair
>E-cup
>good flex could improve it
>supernatural spirit or monster of some kind
>She is proper and courteous. She follows procedures and plans to a fault
>Olympic level athletic
>Crazy interested in mass media and writes her own blog
>she’s about three heads taller than me
>average weight for a giant monster lady
>she’s secretly from outside space
>Obsessed with data and data and quantifying her love
>weapon is supernatural
>starts masterbating
A a pale giant nymphomaniac outergod that’s obsessed with planning things out that are likely beyond my comprehension and being able to quantify her love for me. Plus she has her own newspaper..
Wikus has already been cursed by one eldritch abomination, I think he can survive the love of another. Though that might cause her to become jealous which might cause a great deal more suffering for Wikus.

doesent it have a litteral meaning, like how tsundere and kuudere and all that have meanings- crazy love?

Toxic love is the direct translation. However if you aren't a dense harem protagonist you can have a normal relationship.

Toxic love?
youtube.com/watch?v=hr4knvNNgtU

>Not sure how that works with the muteness...maybe a diary?

Furious texting your cellphone. Hope you have an unlimited data plan