How do I get into Veeky Forums if I dont have any money?

how do I get into Veeky Forums if I dont have any money?
alternatively what traditional games are free?

I miss hanging out at my lgs for MTG but since im on full NEET mode right now I cant afford cards

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Print your cards and glue them onto cardboard.

Fuck the IRL lootboxes, its a bad business in video games and its bad business in real life.

You're both fucking cheap losers

I dont think thats gonna fly at fnm, also I dont have any sleeves or cards to proxy with

D&D and Pathfinder have their rules online, as do several other pen& paper rpgs
Alternatively you could get a job and contribute to society, you fucking disgrace.

>I dont think thats gonna fly at fnm
Of course it does, because they wanna keep up the shitty business practices they do.
You don't go play training poker at the casinos. Or any card game which you are really meant to enjoy with friends

>implying everyone with a job has money

oh well I dont have irl friends who wanna play kitchen table magic with proxies

maybe I just dont know how deep im willing to go into pen and paper rpgs since I know how big those books are

and nah if I ever get to the point where I need to get a job ill just kill myself instead, no point in living if im not happy

Or contribute to society.

Don't play card games. I've been playing DnD for years, and I've hardly paid a dime.

Get risus, literally a 2 page rpg with all you need

You could try out Fate accelerated, Not sure if it's free but shouldn't be hard to find some PDF's.

If you find it lacking try Fate Core, which is an extensive version of it.

yes browsing Veeky Forums Veeky Forums all day is being productive

If your goal is to produce shitposts and shitty memes, then yes.

Are you that autistic user obsessed with Jews always in age of sigmar general?

no im new to Veeky Forums

idk man there's some guy that always spam jew stuff. particularly in /wfg/ and age of sigmar

>implying most working people actually care about contributing to society

or cry about women in your male space

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>what are these images everyone is posting on the internet
>hey son can you show me how to sign up for this email thing