A Royal Decree

Attention everybody...
um...ahhh...
Work Harder. Bye!

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Work smarter! Not harder!

But yer lordship, you made my profession illegal yesterday. How am I supposed to work harder if I can't work?

>King
I didn't vote for you

Working hard or hardly working?

'k, m'lord

>the simple sentence, "work harder", turns jouissance of work into a *sniff* simple anal object and so on and so on
>mein gott, this is pure ideology!

The kingdom needs more dung shovelers

The get to work making cloth!

Nuh uh, maybe I would work harder if you were a powerful dragon who could transform into a cute little girl preferably innocently sitting on my lap wondering what the hard thing poking her butt is

>tfw king sent me back to the hovel to reflect
>tfw forgot what it was about so started eating turnips

Sometimes I have to wonder whether Zizek is serous or not. Is he retarded, or is he so deep into deconstructionism that mere mortals can no longer comprehend him?

Is this loss?

He could well be both

The Reign of Terror persists

loss

And what if the opposite is true? What if he is neither?
One day I will write a random Zizek qote generator

Our food stocks are dwindling, my leige.

Fuck, that would be amazing.
There should be an option to toggle sniff's on and off.

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If it pls ye m'lord

I-Is that not Jeff Daniels?

Are you really the king?

Then do what the King said and work harder to make more food.

It's not exactly how you are supposed to plant seeds.

Sometimes, I feel kind of bad for Zizek for how he's been turned into some kind of meme
but then again, I'm not really sure if that's the kind of thing he'd necessarily disapprove of or not.