What if the emperor was a girl?

Do you think the emperor ever farts sometimes and feels embarrassed about it haha. Also does anyone have any pictures of the emperor maybe farting and being embarrassed haha I would like to smell them haha

>not being the empress' personal sex slave and pleasuring her for hours at a time without her breaking a sweat and, in her appreciation, she titfucks you as you lay there exhausted.

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You just made Lorgar even worse. That shouldn't be possible. Just....
Just turn yourself in, heretic.

I would have written many a femdom fic about her

>Horess
>Rogal Dawn
>Robouta Girlliman
>Magnette The Pink
>Mortarienne
>Lioness El'Joanson
>Lelass Russ
>Venus
>Fairus Maidus
>Sanguiniette
>Perturaburta
>Fulgrim
>Lorgal
>Jaghatai Karen
>Konnie Curze
>Angrina
>Covus Corax
>Alpharia Omegra

>The wisdom of all shamans of Earth reincarnate into one body
By design it had to be a guy. You can't be that wise and be female.

>Fulgrim unchanged

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Just bring back the smut threads so we can all write the pointless self indulgent fics of the empress choosing you specifically to be the one who's seed she takes to create the primarchs and then move on with our lives

Wow, I didn't believe it when Tumblr said you guys were sexist, but I guess they were right about everything.

Not trying to tip any fedoras, but let's not pretend that you've met wise women.

Something's expanding.

The Primarchs would have wider hips.

For real, though
>Absolute physical and mental peak of humanity
>Supreme leader and protector
It had to be a guy.

no

Omit the "right about everything" and you have some top tier bait their my friend

Would you be worthy of impregnating the empress Veeky Forums?

no mortal is worthy of the empress.

it is a sad day for the empire when the only one worthy of our dear empress is a xenos goddess

But that's what's so great about fem emp. No one's worthy of her love but she still loves humanity anyway and wants them to succeed no matter what. Any every time humanity or any singular human fucks up she'll be there to care for them and pick them back up again.

my empress is a vengeful goddess. she has no time to comfort the masses

that falls to the role of her oldest confidant, Melissa the Sigillite.

mother fucker I was typing out something almost identical to this before the thread updated

Honestly it'd probably be about the same.

>titfuck
>Not a psychically induced astral orgasm that fills your very soul with indescribable pleasure
>Not literally becoming one with her in the spirit world and knowing true bliss as your souls intertwine and lustfully grab at each other, trying to somehow get even closer and wrap even more tightly around each other

I don't know user, titties are pretty great

>male Space Marinettes
Fucking SJW, man, I swear.

>everyone wants to be a psyker
>even though there are billions of demons that would nom on your soul in a heartbeat, you wished to be born as a psyker strong enough to not be sacrificed to keep the astronomican on
>be a strong enough psyker and you get to be soul bound
>you get to say that you had soul sex with the empress

truly, this is the darkest timeline

The rotting corpse on the throne would have wider hips, any maybe some breasts if they haven't rotten away yet.

Sure, but just imagine how great astral tits are.

The galaxy at large would be pretty much the same, but the Imperium would be a bit different, mostly because the primarchs and space marines are based on modification of Emp's genes(the reason they're all male), so they'd all be female too. Besides that bit, Imperium would be pretty much the same. The Emperor/ess is kind of beyond normal human reasoning in a lot of ways, so I don't think gender is really a factor in their thought process.

>Female rulers instantly mean martiarchial society

Yep, England and Japan were SOOOOO gender equal during the times there was only a female on the throne.

maybe this assumes the Empress survived Horus' Heresy?

Though the Grey Knights are still a bit confusing. I blame Tzneetch. I don't know what plan of his it furthers to basically GIVE Imperium additional loyal forces, but I'm sure it will make no sense to even him.

This does bring up another change: the kensei would probably be 'canon' in the Imperium since the Empress would kind of not be in a position to be ignorant of their existence.

Unless she can drop kids as easily as some wild animals.

It'd be lacking in the fatherhood and brotherhood aspect.

Also I'm 90% sure the primarchs would have fallen apart quicker.

>Sanguiniette

Only bloodrage once a month

Assuming male primarchs
>Chaos gods play on their lack of a legit father figure who wasn't likely blam'd for taking Empress' children from her.
>Also probably invoke Oedipus complexes in as many as they could because Chaos

Assuming female primarchs

>Empress goes ballistic when she finds out Horus let herself get knocked up by a Xeno
>Surprisingly less death due to the traitor legions and loyalists instead engaging in galaxy scale passive aggressiveness
>Khorne becomes the chaos god of blueballs

>Though the Grey Knights are still a bit confusing. I blame Tzneetch. I don't know what plan of his it furthers to basically GIVE Imperium additional loyal forces, but I'm sure it will make no sense to even him.

Something something cypher was supposed to be a Grey Knight

they'd get annhilated by orks. I don't think women are as able to reach the level of violence that space marines have to go through.

Horus wouldn't hit a girl. No more warhammer. The end.

Meh. WWII Eastern front prove otherwise.

When warfare is more about being a cog in a nation warmachine than aggressivity and hormones, women make decents soldiers. They still lack the natural testicule juice that would make you SF material, but it's good enough for being a meatbag with a rifle.

what if you didn't post this thread every day

who are you quoting?

Female Emps = female primarchs & SM with mirror explanation of geneseed being incompatible with opposite gender m8

That's the issue though. Space marines aren't cogs. They are highly trained super black op soldiers.

I counter you by pointing at the Adeptus Sororitas.

Which are greatly inferior to sm.

Louis CK: A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he'll leave you as a human being intact. He won't fuck with who you are. Women are non-violent, but they will shit inside of your heart.

>Goddess-Empress? God-Empress? Goddess-emperor? rises to power
>immediately falls to chaos.

Yea, a fanatical army. Functionally an all female version of the inquisition super soldier storm troopers.

It's a matter of scale. There's at least a billion sisters, but only 100,000 space marines.

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Space Marines are 7 foot tall genetically and cybernetic enhanced killing machines. Of course the normal-ish humans are inferior. What I'm saying is that, if they had the same level of augmentation, they'd be just as strong.

>Meh. WWII Eastern front prove otherwise.
Medics and snipers? And less than 1% of the total Soviet troops overall?

Yeah no.

Hey, it's OP's fault for making the topic in the first place.

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I know several. Unsurprisingly, they all think feminism is incredibly dumb.

Thanks user, that was a funny joke.

Or maybe they think anti-feminism is incredibly dumb and you just misheard them.

No feminism in its current state is pretty damn dumb.

That being said, the 'shaman forming a single man/woman' is also dumb. A combination of sacrificed shamans joining into an Old One Construct? Not so dumb.

Well, the primarchs likely wouldn't be necessary, as she could have made babies the old fashioned way. Her menstrual blood would likely have some kind of divine properties. Even if she did have the primarchs, natural motherly instincts would have told her something is wrong with them and could have at least prevented two from hoping on the chaos train.
Aside from that, I have no idea.

Or maybe you in its current state is pretty damn dumb.

Nobody would follow her

>Medics and snipers
And AA troops, garrisons, pilots, administrative personnel, auxiliaries and irregular fighters.

The main problem that the Soviets had with using females in combat rolls was VD and pregnancy. The Soviets had a massive shortage of condom, to the point of asking for more as part of lend-lease, and while VD was a problem for male combat troops pregnancy has a much larger effect.

This.
Girls are made for breeding, guys for war and therefore for politics.

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yea feminism is pretty stupid. note that i am an egalitarian, which is what most people think feminism is.

So most people know more about feminism than you?

There's nothing more retarded than posting memes.

Uh....no. Females are more vicious, cruel, and utterly ruthless as political creatures than men can ever be. From a young age they are trained to it, because the only way they have to get ahead - by your very own reasoning - is by outdoing, undercutting, and ruthlessly destroying anyone who gets in their way and making sure they, and no other female are ascendant in the hierarchy.

All these 'herdurr women have low stats compared to men' idiots say this because the idea that they're wrong scares the everliving fuck out of them.

And I fucking HATE feminists. I'm just telling you the facts of the matter.

The incest undertones of the horus heresy would be much more interesting

The advocacy of women's rights

that's what the dictionary says. Most people think that that includes the equality of sexes but that's egalitarian.

for example, what is a legal right that men have that women don't have?

thats not entirely true. not him but women don't really have to go out of their way to get married or laid. as long as you look a little attractive you don't have to try hard. men however have to learn how to be attractive and how to seduce women.

Chaos god of blueballs? Okay is it because they be always flirtin?

The fact /pol/ and /r9k/ exists disprove that.

If feminism was egalitarian, it would be egalitarianism, not feminism. Terrible shitpost, doubly terrible for even implying feminism is about equality and not a pro female anti-male agenda.

/pol/ memed trump to the white house
take that as you want

>all the primarchs get feminine names
>except fulgrim

It changes nothing of what I said for the simply fact that any political power is based on military power.

>nice fetish thread about a space fantasy setting with literal magic
>ruined by faggots talking about real life gender issues
You guys are the worst

And both are cancer

So you are a retard that know nothing about feminism. Ok then.

>nice fetish thread about a space fantasy setting with literal magic
Yeah, because that's truly a great thread.
I remember, it was for posts like that that /pol/ ended becoming the shithole it is

>Has a chance to prove a person wrong
>Continues to just call them retarded and offers no real counter
God you're pathetic

You may had some kind of point if you "egalitarian" retards did something other then attack feminism.

Oh so its a bad thread so its okay to bring up politcs shit to it?

No need, your retarded shit post did all the proving.

feminism and egalitarians are different.

if anything women have a advantage given to them by feminism. they were given the vote without the draft.

if that's not a privilage granted by a female biased organization, then i don't know what is.

i advocate for the female draft, that's a step for legal equality.

Nothing changes for AdMech because you can't even tell the difference between male and female high-ranking priests. Outside of porn that is..

male have outputs, women inputs

Better to just shut your mouth.

Horus would be a girl and so would all the other Primarchs. Lady Emps would have the same bised point of view but female.

Well, Women originally didn't get the draft because women couldn't join the military. They can now, and totally should have to sign up for the draft(That, or just get rid of the draft). Also, can we please get back to the rule 63 fetishizing of 40k please?

He is already fabulous enough

You weren't a female in high school. You cannot imagine the political maneuver and insane one-upmanship that goes on behind the doors you're not allowed to see through, and wouldn't want to see through.

The reason there aren't more women politicians is that they are incapable of compromise to the extent that men can manage. Men are give and take in politics. Women are not. If they're not getting the better end of the deal, there is no deal.

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it would make his"I am always right" argument so funny
>imagine latest alfabusa´s video with women emps