Should Dwarf women be conventionally attractive by human standards?

Should Dwarf women be conventionally attractive by human standards?

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Depends on setting.

Define 'conventionally', because I'm not sure if shortstacks count under that.

All women should be conventionally attractive by human standards.

Troll women

They tend to have big breasts.

And asses.

Is this the one where the MC gains super powers from breast milk?

no, you're thinking of Seikon no Qwaser

ALL WOMEN.

Humans will fuck anything.

Gnolls?

Relevant

Yes
Nah, he's correct. MC drinks the princesses titty milk and turns into a lightning god

They should at least someway look like they are the same species as the males.

WoW trolls are super hot

Why should this be a thing? Why isn't it obvious that they should be attractive to dwarven males, whatever those tastes may be?

Attractive dwarf women wouldn't be ''dwarves'' anymore, just short women.

Depends on the .....fetish.
The obvious answer is no, they should be beautiful by dwarven standards.
However, I do like my pretty people no matter what the race. So yes?

Only if you like beards.

>Have actual fantasy races in uniforms and using guns and the like
>Art style is the kind that prefers motion and ink everywhere instead of actual detail

Probably not.
Though I like Granblue's take on the idea. The men are massive beefcakes, and the women are shortstack tittymonsters.

Kind of interesting to see that sexual dimorphism in a fantasy setting, too. You don't see it very often.

my nigga

Depends on the setting.

Obviously they should be attractive to dwarf men, that's an evolutionary imperative but they may also be attractive to humans either through happenstance or sexual selection among dwarf populations that live closely with humans since those more attractive to the majority of the population are more likely to be successful and therefore desirable.

Rat Queens style

With beards

> they may also be attractive to humans either through happenstance or sexual selection among dwarf populations that live closely with humans

That would make 0 sense. Do you know how evolution works?

Should literally ANYTHING be unattractive by human standards?
Our entire purpose of existance, on this planet and otherwise, is to modify living beings untill we want to fuck them.
>House cats
>Horses both little and large
>Domesticated sheep
>War elephants
>Agricultural produce
>Genetically engineered algae
Pick your poison, but if we found a race of "male only" dwarves, you bet we'd enslave them and genemod them untill they had sexual dimorphism.

Depends on how dwarfy a half dwarf is.

I never stood by the "female dwarves have beards" thing. I know some settings have that, but I always preferre that women dwarves have intricate braids that they weave in their hair just like the men do with their beards. So yeah, they can be pretty attractive.

>I never stood by the "female dwarves have beards" thing.

Dwarves are all about their beards. I don't see why you can't stand by that. Are you ashamed of your beard?

Source?

Nectar of Dharni

Is it good or JUST thinly veiled fetish fuel ?

>fantasy setting that turns "muh evul men" back on the straw feminist character instead of rewarding her.
I'm gonna need a source my friend, I'm gonna read all of it.

>implying dwarf women have beards
Yet another ignorant umgi finds his name going into the book.

Depends on setting.

Aside from Tolkien's Middle-earth, most popular/well-known settings don't feature bearded female dwarves. It's mainly relegated to wacky meme settings nobody takes seriously like Discworld.

Regardless, bearded female dwarf advocates are usually not actual dwarf fans but simple contrarians who think pig orcs are cool and would champion female dwarves without beards if bearded dwarf women were the norm.

I think he mixed up evolution with interbreeding.

If lizard women and horse women are even remotely fuckable then I don't see why short women should be out of the question.

Yes. Considering we fucked them in our prehistory.
What do you think Neanderthals are?

It's a way of actually giving them characteristics to indicate they may actually be their own subspecies, rather then just smaller humans.

Not gonna lie, I'd probably hit it now.

>Discworld
>a wacky meme setting
gtfo

So you admit that your only argument against is bandwagon?

To my surprise, it's actually surprisingly good. The protagonist never gets overpowered, there's a lot of good worldbuilding, and the story's a lot more centered for softcore fetish porn. (Mostly focusing on breast-sucking.)

Like, everything about this should be incredibly awful, but it isn't. There are some actually clever moments in it.

>Lady Death Cap

Still funny.

My Dwarf women are basically shortstack sexy Valkyrie women Just like my Dwarves are Handsome if hairy viking dudes.

They made witches be ablebto turn vsmpires into witches for the sake of memes

Also, has like one or two actually good antagonists

It's black ink spill isekai titty garbage from the creators of Qwaser of Stigmata, engage at your own caution.

Not him, but google Skullkickers. this one is of the latter end of the story.

Oh they got beard
Down there
And they give it the same attention male bard give to their facial hair

Looks pretty attractive to me, lads

In mythology troll women were very beautiful tho and looked like human women except they had tails or other weirdness going on

Carpe Jugulum was published in '98

What fucking meme are you refering to, All Your Base?

I don't see why not.

Dwarfs are just short and wide humans.
So their women should be shortstacks because it makes my penis diamond hard.

Worst koreans got it right desu

must have beard

Depends.

You'd like Warhammer Fantasy. In the same way male dwarfs never shave their beards, women never cut their hair, braiding it longer and longer their entire lives. Actuslly, asking about their beards is generally taken as a grave insult, as if you're saying dwarf women are ugly and mannish enough to be indistinguishable from men.

Yes of course.

Author still has a very big breastfeeding fetish.

But what if they start mining your dick for diamonds?

I like the way Darksiders did their (giant) dwarves, where they've got slightly different features and facial proportions from humans, but are close enough that they can still be considered attractive. You'd never look at a Maker (bigdwarf) and think they're human, but they're still quite bangable.

So they'd almost certainly waddle arround like bulldogs?... Hot, I guess?

Classic fantasy dwarfs look like short sexy fit men. Your average dwarf isn't just "conventionally attractive" to a human female, he's fucking hadsome. I don't really see a reason for the dwarven women not to be attractive to humans.

but user, that's just a trash loli

Yes. THICC shortstacks please.

That sort of sexual dimorphism is common in JRPGs and other japanese/korean fantasy media. They really have no qualms making every female fapbait and the males different flavors of "cool".

I seem to recall that the Nordic origins of the dwarven archetypes were akin to these. Big, but lived underground. Worked with the molten flows to shape things.

That's hulder, which are their own distinct thing, solely ever female.

There was one exceedingly rare breed of Troll woman in relatively modern Scandinavian lore that was incredibly beautiful, but that was a bittersweet thing because they only lived mortal lives while most trolls were borderline immortal and the fair troll women didn't fit in among their relatives.

I thought Dwarfs were supposed to be magic.

>Hates bearded lady Dwarves
>Hates P'orcs
>Hates Discworld

Behold! The man with no taste!

Why are elves so often fuckable but not dwarves?

... Because it's litterally one of their primary traits?...

Elves are identified as being fair and beautiful. An elf is literally just a beautiful, pointy eared, long lived human. For a human, dwarf, orc, whatever, being beautiful is notable. For an elf it's kinda in the union manual.

You'd hit anything you dumb virgin.

Honestly I think sideburns are a good middle ground for this.

Racism.

...

Go back to Tumblr, you underdeveloped human trash

Are you sure? Even if they sounded like this?

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fpbp

ESPECIALLY GNOLLS

Depending on what source you're reading, the original dwarves were literally just underground elves/dark elves.

It bothers me that the author just made Dwarven women normal humans with tan skin. While keeping most dwarves as their name implies, short.

I want to give this story more ceedit, especially since the author has reigned in his fetishes considering his last work. But this will still just be a big standard isekai with some nice art. It's little details like how Dwarvish women are supposed to remain veiled, but the dwarven princess goes into battle wearing a chain mail bikini that leaves nothing to the imagination "but she's wearing a veil so it's A-OK".

Stuff like that just reminds me that at the end of the day the author cares more about the fanservice over the plot. Like there wouldn't be opportunities in the future to see some tanned cleavage.

Veeky Forums welcome etc.

This. I remember the first time I saw a flower. I fucked it.

I'm pro-ladybeards with dwarfs. It's a good symbol for a race of people that are supposed to have a highly pragmatic, equalist, zero gender politics/low sexual tension, good-work-over-everything-else society.
Hell, if played well it could help flesh out why their attitudes are the way they are; gruff, a little weirded out by non-dwarfs, standoffish and a bit out of their comfort zone. Going from a world where everyone is basically some dude doing their thing to one where everyone is divvied into two groups with different social rules and bathrooms? And they have the BALLS to call you uptight?
You're going to think everyone is a bunch of neurotic, whimpering little pussies, and it has to be some kind of goddamn miracle the pricks established their shitty little society with that insurmountable pile of goddamn hangups in the way.

>It bothers me that the author just made Dwarven women normal humans with tan skin.

The Japanese have yet to discover the glory that is the Shortstack.

>The Japanese have yet to discover the glory that is the Shortstack.

Grancuck Fantasy

I thought the original Dwarves were short people the Egyptians loved.

I know, right.

>Males are enormous beefy monsters with horns and tusks
>Females are human girls with accessories

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Judging by those bodies and the faces we've seen, I'm betting the veils are both a way of hiding their lack of beards & dwarfish features & an attempt to keep the other races from wanting to fuck their women.

That's why I said depending on the source. Many cultures came up with a mythological race of Dwarfs or Dwarf-like creatures.

In Norse mythology, Dokkalfar (dark elves), Svartalfar (black elves) and dwarves are used seemingly interchangeably. And even those clearly described as being dwarves range from the traditional underground smiths to basically a race of lesser gods who, among other things, who keep the sky from falling down.

Point. But for classic elves of the tolkien/nordic line, "fair and beautiful" does in fact mean real sexy-like, if not necessarily immodest or seductive.

But don't the Egyptians predate the Norse by a longshot?

>tfw dendrophilia

I mean that's fine and all. But they fail at dwarves 100% of the time and I'm not even a sticker for beards.

>Females are human girls with accessories
I just want proper world building. I don't care if you label me a furry it makes no sense for each race to have human women with cosplay.

Pratchetts dwarf females have softer beards than the males and are currently undergoing a sexual revolution. The lady dwarves in the city are starting to wear heeled boots, chaindresses and make up, much to the dismay of the conservatives in the mountains.

Well, Dungeon Meshi's female dwarf is attractive yet still maintain some classical dwarf feature.