Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1826: Photoshop user the Wizard

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I wonder how that works with people who have mixed hair colors. Not everyone ends up with a solid color, my hair is black but with weird blond to cherry blond highlights, and I have a straight out red beard with some blond hairs. Would this virus kill me? Make me horny? Both? Assuming the whole heat cycle in women is matched with a rutting cycle in men.

Also these governments sound fucking retarded, having to deal with heat and rutting would be life ruining and fuck up social order. Like the amount of rape you'd see would be a real problem.

reposting because fuck you.
Question for Gaunlet regarding HTTYD's Archipelago, because fuck the thread memes.

When it says properties become their own islands, what does this mean in regards for things that are already found on the ocean or underwater - such as Eyes Over The Waves from Metal Slug, which is an underwater base built into an aquatic volcano?

I would expect there would be drugs to treat the symptoms.

So forgot to ask last time, anything you guys want to see in particular for the jump? Current sketch has the origins as:
Drop In
Magus Heir
Enforcer
Dead Apostle
And of course Servant

When did you solve something via murder?

This may cause a shitstorm, but will the servant use the servant supplement?

Commoragh
I solved the problem of Commoragh existing.

I don't feel like tracking down the post from the user asking about Ajimu, but to answer your question, if you weren't going to say yes, she wouldn't have approached you, a la omniscience. You have to realize how unbelievably alien her mentality is. She sees all lifeforms as if they were ink on a page, no matter how powerful, or unique they may be, as long as it doesn't directly effect the goals she sets for herself, she will hold nothing but interference towards you. That's my take on it anyway. That tends to get a bit muddled when you consider her interactions with Kumigawa, that seem to completely go against her character.

>Dead Apostle
You have my interest. Love those guys.

Cats or Dogs?

I need to make a character yandere for Jumper without him noticing (until she’s full yandere). It’s a “jumper doesn’t see perks” run, so any “people become yandere for you” perk would work.

Yes. Might put a quick addendum with the skills Third Fang made for Assassin Kiritsugu though. Edefelts bend the rules slightly as I mentioned last thread.

For the most part the governments of that setting are too busy dealing with the massive relief efforts of the non-biowarfare parting shots the Horvath took. Lots of orbital bombardment. They had the resources to deal with two out of the following three things: curing the brunette-killer, curing Johansen's virus, and putting out the country-sized fires that orbital energy weapons bombardment had caused. I think they had their priorities mostly right. And Johansen's is cured by the later books, once the situation had settled down enough.

She's similar to Kumagawa in that the persona she seems to have at first is just what she outwardly projects and her real self is quite different. Once Medaka convinces her not to kill herself and that none of this main character shit matters or something like that, Ajimu becomes much happier and starts seeing people as people most or all of the time.

Dogs.

A specific character? Because you could try going to Ravenloft. There is a Drawback that turns "monsters" Yandere for you.

Foxes.

For you to convince me that we need another Fate jump badly enough to make one from a fanfiction. Seriously, why are you making this? Do you just want another bite at the apple, get things from Fate that you couldn't in the four canon jumps we have? Are you that greedy?

I see, I thought they just let that shit go without caring.

Still wondering what it'd do to me though.

Apparently too expensive to distribute.

What perks make using chaos psychic disciplines not forfeit your soul and actually viable through not corrupting the shit out of you?

The answer, of course, is dolls.

...

...hmm. That's a tough question, actually. I'd say Asherah, though Amaterasu and Gabriel would both be great as well.

The better question is when I DON'T solve something via murder.

Dogs.

SEE, WIZARD.

Fish, glub.

What are these things from?

You could rule it as they stay as they are.

You could rule that they each get a crescent island with the underwater base/volcano/whatever being planted into the middle of the crescent.

What do I need to beat the Umineko Gauntlets?

Can I ask, without any shitposting intended, what makes this fanfiction significantly different from the base setting?

Cute. They're from the cute corner of the internet.

I just really like Third Fang’s vision of Nasuverse. A whole lot better than the boring grimness of canon. Might do his Naruto fic once I’m done with this.
I already went over that last thread. See above as well.

A cure may be too expensive to develop but we already have hormone treatments and the like. Regular anti-lust drugs should work.

Funny enough - for the Catbox, you need debate skills. Debate skills, logic, and the ability to not start screaming every fallacy at your opponent in a frothing rage - so, not the skills ever displayed in this thread.

as for the former, well you're mostly gonna want luck.

What's his Naruto fic like?

Porque no los dos?
Also pigs, sneks, and birbs.

>Cute
Really? Because the only other place I've seen them is in porn. A lot of porn.

High quality Jumpchain writefaggotry.

>. A whole lot better than the boring grimness of canon
From Fake Dreams is almost nothing but boring grimness.

Need I remind you how one of the Edelfelt sisters got used as a literal prana-battery by her Medea.

First gauntlet: luck and meta knowledge.

Second gauntlet: adaptability, unfathomable stubbornness, and as many intelligence perks you can get your hands on.

Song of Ice and Fire - lots of murder.
Annoying gods
Dresden Files
Magical lolis
Furries
Anyone named Chad.

Isn't that more of a Gilgamesh thing?

Rule 34 is a hell of a thing.

From what I've read, the Dead Apostle Ancestors are an active force, unlike the canon Canon-verse where the HGW and the DAA seem to be mutually exclusive.

Beyond that, From Fake Dreams seems to follow the Nasuverse fairly faithfully considering the resounding lack of Extra Material to cover up certain gaps in our knowledge.

Usually. But the Edelfelt sisters summoned Medea and Medea Lily. Medea took her "master", locked her in a tube, and uses her as a living battery.

Sorry I've been off land for while, yay fun times, so I'm a bit out of touch. Anyway we had a conversation about those kinds of things way back when. All the properties are not altered save by being part of the Archipelago. I believe the conversation would be about flying islands and such still doing their thing and I said yeah. So, yeah if you have underwaters stuff it can still be underwater.

For part one, you're going to want to be really good at running and hiding, so you don't get shot. Alternatively, good puzzle-solving skills, so you can figure out Kinzo's riddle, find the gold, and win. A third alternative is meta-knowledge, of course. That helps a lot in Umineko.

For part 2, you're going to want mystery-solving skills and lawyer skills. Observation, cold reading, clear presentation of convincing arguments, logical deduction, and the ability to catch people in lies. You might also want to bring in perks that make people lenient on punishing you for rule-breaking, so that Dlanor doesn't get pissy at you for using superpowers to analyze crime scenes (or for being Chinese, if you are. She hates the Chinese). Again, metaknowledge makes this so much easier, even if you're not going to cheat and just tell Battler "it's fucking Yasu, you knob!".

Where do I find it? Because I have no idea how you could lewd a bunch of ragdolls and want to see how.

Making the jump seems fine, but don't you need Val's permission to use the supplement? I don't know how this works.

So, what happened to not touching other people's jumps?

What happened to it?

I saw some on e621 because I'm the kind of freak that goes there.

So they're not from something? They're just some kind of viral OC?

Danke danke.

Considering what you said last thread, a quick read of the first little bit, and , this really doesn't seem to stray far enough for canon to justify its own Jump. But that's my opinion.
It just feels unnecessary. Now if you were doing Cafe of the Round, now you're talking.

Yeah, from the descriptions people are posting, there's no good reason to make this jump. You're clearly doing this just so you can get something the four canon Fate jumps won't let you have. Why are you such a coward that you feel the need for the approval of this community to cheat? It's a single player imagination game, user, you don't need our permission to do what you want. And yet, you're so fixated on the social construct that you need us to say "yes, this is a good jump, you are right to do this" instead of breaking free of your fears and anxieties and just doing what you want. You're pathetic.

Pretty much, yeah. Just OC living dolls. I think they might be spawning out of /trash/ but I've just one comment on a picture to base that on.

Hey, this can be a civil discussion. You don't need to leap to insults to make your point.

You're in /jc/.
There's never going to be civility.

So I started reading the unholy hieghts jump, and I gotta ask. How many of you have taken A New Arrival to waifu a character? Cause I'm thinking about taking it to waifu a character.

Don't change or remake a jump that someone else made first, unless you have the original maker's permission, isn't that one of the agreements of JumpChain?
So, why remake Medaka Box?

because tovam pussed out and gave up the rights.

>You're on Veeky Forums.
>There's never going to be civility.
FTFY

Tovam showed up and gave her permission

Because I got permission.

If a cafe au fanfic jump is ever accepted I swear to god I will invent a time machine and stab Quicksilver to death before he makes /jc/

I'll fucking race you to it.

Last one to 2014 is a rotten egg!

The original Jumpmaker gave her permission though.

I'll tear open a portal in time and fling all of you into the future before you can.

I´ll kill moot so Veeky Forums never exists so you never see this post

Because blaming the dude who made electricity for the nuke makes sense. (This is an analogy)

I don't need to, but I chose to for emphasis because this user's behavior offends me.

Something like this
fanfiction.net/s/12080132/1/Café-of-the-Round

NOT IF I DO IT FIRST!

It rather undermines your argument though. Without the insults you sound reasonable and can be taken seriously. With the insults you just sound like a shit poster.

Eh, fair enough. But I think it's worth it to get across my opinion that FakerAnon is stupid and a butt.

A gate of babylon that actually works

So like, how bad is the A Ray need for food in Angel Notes? Am I gonna be doing the DBZ thing of eating entire banquets by myself if I don't get the factory food supply?

Understandable. He is a bit of a butt.

Prisma Illya exists.

It's like you don't know how timmy style shitposting works.

We need to go deeper. Tank ARPANET, sabotage the whole thing so the Internet never develops.

I finally understand the thread's hunger for waifus; since a lot of people here get bored with action around the time they outpace most settings in power levels, they have to resort to sexual fantasies in order to keep their imagination game interesting.

No no no. You have to stop computers from being made in the first place.

Inside the setting you can buy the factory food other A Rays use. Outside the setting you are going to need to eat a lot of regular food if you stay in an A Ray form.

QUICK, I NEED THE TOP 20 MOST FUCKABLE POKEMON, NO TIME TO EXPLAIN

user, I am NOT going all the way back to smash the Antikythera Mechanism.

No, this thread started with a lust for waifus. Pokewaifus. We have only expanded our taste from there.

Nah, you gotta kill Nasu as a baby to stop the black hole of wank from ever forming. If you destroy computers, Jumpchain becomes a mail order CYOA book series.

Do not.

So... You're going to go pre-emptively murder Charles Babbage before he can come up with the analytical engine?

>Soccer Moms Jumpchain
Oh god

At that point he might as well make sure humanity never discovers math.

My jumper can 3-D print custom people, anti-matter nukes and hyper advanced spaceships. Making a massive harem would be incredibly easy as would conquering most sci fi or mundane settings.

Current goal is to find some really good resurrection powers and general magic stuff so I can fix Camp Camp when I get there.

Your favorite pokemon.

>all of that prep time
user, it's just summer camp.

Right?

Why do people like harems anyway?

WRITING WAS A MISTAKE

The thing all of you are forgetting is that Tesla already invented the time machine in 1999, and that if you try to go back and stop the internet or kill Moot, you're basically starting a war with the Atlantian Time Confederacy. You'd find yourself erased from the timeline faster then you can finish your sentence.

As long as humans are humans, basic math and the base 10 system are pretty much guaranteed to be discovered and developed.

Because they don't want to have to pick just one. They Hope to be able to indulge in variety without the stigma of "sleeping around," and they Rage when you tell them they can't.

They also want to feel desirable and desired, as if a place in their Life was a prize worth competing for, rather than accepting being Doomed to have one functioning relationship at most.

I'd like to see them t

Nah. I'm just a horribly lonely person who is also incredibly paranoid and has trouble trusting people. so having waifus who I know for certain actually care about me is a nice though.