Big boobs should provide a bonus of +5 CHA and +5 CON

Big boobs should provide a bonus of +5 CHA and +5 CON

seems waste of stat bonuses on a barbarian then.

As long as I can put them on my dude so the game's fair.

>obnoxious oppai loli
>+5 CHA to non-pedos
>+5 CON on her weak stick frame

You didn't think this through did you.

Needs a dex penalty

>+5 CON
>A waste on a Barbarian
>+5 CON
>PLUS FIVE CONSTITUTION
Are you incapable of playing Barbarian at all?

Just being attactive and fit should give you that

I'm into delicious flat chests. So it wouldn't work on me.

At most a +2 bonus vs men who like big boobies.

>only using half a stat bonus
>benefiting from a stat bonus that buffs EVERYONE

yeah, wasted on a barbarian when sorcerer, cleric, paladin, warlock, bard, can use it much better

>+2 bonus vs men who like big boobies
>men

wut?

A Charisma bonus from big boobs wouldn't make sense on how Charisma ties to magic with those classes though.

If they suffer a penalty to using bows, running without it counting as encumbered, and penalties to awareness while upside down I'll call it even. Oh yeah and a penalty to interacting with flat chested women due to jealousy

>oppai loli

Is that you, Jason Schreier?

Why would they be jealous?

>mana tank yadda yadda ain't gotta explain shit yadda yadda

Wouldnt the boobs be the result of a hi CHA not the causw?

>mana

Do you even play D&D?

Intimidate is a cha skill. Though how you intimidate somebody via big boobs is question best discussed with your GM.

Jesus you are thick.

ok, bye

Lurk more, newfag. Post when you actually know what you are talking about.

I've seen soooo many threads conflating mana capacity with tits
mana potion breast milk

>I've seen soooo many threads conflating mana capacity with tits

Sure?

>Big boobs
>+5 CON

I can promise big tits give a con and dex PENALTY, not a bonus. Constantly being out of breath, dealing with nonstop backpain, can't do anything more than a powerwalk without that shit making things difficult, etc.

I need more info on this.

Then ask

I get the Charisma Bonus, but why a bonus on Constitution?

Those definitely provide +5 inch to my DICK

Oh wow, it's a whole five and a quarter inches now. Neat tricks, you should join the circus.

This isnt FATAL, dude.

>Intelligence Below Average

Have you ever wondered why big titted sorceresses are so powerful?

Big boob should also double the spell slot/resource pool.

You know mythbusters did a thing on this. They had Kari do waiter work and counted the tips by gender of who tipped her, then stuffed her bra and measured again. Both men and women tipped her more with the stuffed bra.

Turns out everyone loves big tits.

>Turns out everyone loves big tits.

Except for pedophiles.

Hey, fuck you, man, I enjoy a pair of moderately-sized or even flat breasts on a grown woman. Shape is more important than size anyway.

>cutie twigs
this is an oxymoron

I want to impregnate Aqua.

>he genuinely dislikes twig-girls
What a fucking moron.

No. However, your character should not be ALLOWED to have big boobs (whilst being not fat) if she does not have above average charisma.

+5 Charisma
Charisma and appearance have nothing to do in so much as how you carry yourself to others. Having a conventional attractive feature does not suddenly mean you have high charisma. Even older D&D books state that they aren't really connected(Hitler, Napolean, most older politicians etc).

Think of a porn star or a stripper or a really pretty but fucking crazy/chick. You might want to have sex with them, but you don't really want to interact with them beyond that.

GURPS has rules for that.

>Napolean
>ean
>a

They should also have some kind of grappling bonus vs underage boys.

Do the same thing but with a big dick

Breast trance is best trance.

And -5 DEX

>newfag doesn't get the joke, tells someone to lurk moar
>doesn't even spell moar correctly

Pro-tip: if you don't understand what someone is saying, you should assume that you're missing a reference and stay quiet.

>it wouldn't work on me.
yes it would.