Dwarf/Orc/Goblin women actually exist and are very physically attractive to other races

>Dwarf/Orc/Goblin women actually exist and are very physically attractive to other races
>Males deliberately keep them hidden or spread rumours that they don’t exist to keep them to themselves

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>Making dwarves into muslims
Evil.

>Not even short stack

Now that's some seriously sharia shit right there.

But user, they're very fuckable.

You gonna source that shit, brother?

Boku no Pico

Are Muslims anywhere as THICC?

I've seen pics that indicate yes.

>they cover themselves up to hide their THICCness
>only a select few can enjoy their bodies

Why do you think anyone converts to their religion?

is this porn?

Source

Boku no Pico

sauce?

c'mon user you can't do this to a bro, i though we were bros

I don't remember the name, but do you like manga where the MC gains powers by drinking breast milk?

>tall as a human
What's the point of calling her a dwarf?

That's a Japanese man she's with.

It's probably porn, right?, I can get behind the breast drinking part.

Burqa weren't widely used until the late 90s.

kissmanga.com/Manga/Shinju-no-Nectar
You're fucking welcome

>kissmanga.com/Manga/Shinju-no-Nectar
Thanks user. But i'm more interested in how you found it?

>It's probably porn
I wish

Thank you.

I just searched for the image information in the archives and someone else identified it.

Clever. But that search pattern isn't deterministic. It depends on someone else. @___@

>there are no Elf men or women, only extremely feminine hermaphrodites
>they reproduce like trees

so it's another case of the japs being a bunch of fucking degenerates
and you user, you are cool dude

CLEARLY A DEEP AND ORIGINAL SETTING I MUST STUDY THIS FURTHER

I don't understand this. What's the problem with most of japanese media? If they're going to turn every fantasy famale into boring humans with minor features bimboes then why not just make it porn straight way?

silly user,we all know that cockteasing sells more

Hey man, I only wanted to help because I know a faggy thread baiting for replies when I see one.

>every Orc, no matter how masculinity looking, is actually a female
>goblins are actually males of the species but everyone thinks they're too different to be the same species

>humans in the setting are actually extremely different from IRL humans in non-physical attributes
>everyone still thinks they're the same as IRL humans because of name and appearance alone

It does? I'm confused, crearly I'm a simpler man and I want my fiction and magic realms on separate midias

Ja. I understand, and I appreciate it. Just saddened that p != np :(

But user, by which proof? theregister.co.uk/2017/08/31/pnp_proof_fails_yet_again/

it does, when you show less you are making the readers use their imagination for more

Why are all of these heroes such fucking asexuals?

Because they're self-inserts for Japanese men who can't even conceive of touching a woman anywhere outside of a quick grope on a crowded train.

>They reproduce like trees
So, they just constantly spray cum into the wind and hope it hits another elf's exposed bits?

I guess this explains why they never seem to wear much clothes.

>Dwarves/Orcs/Goblins are all Muslim

>Race that looks like humans but isn't humans.
>Calls them "human".
>Not even bothering to make up a name.

You can't even use the "Japan" excuse, because Final Fantasy has gotten this right multiple times!

>FFXIV: Hyur
>FFXI: Hume
>FF Crystal Chronicles: Clavats AND Selkies! The only biological difference seems to be hair color (and the ability to double-jump).

>Humans are only special in that they're mundane
>So mundane that magic fails around them
>Humans are feared as eldritch monstrosities which cause life to wither around them by magical races
>Human magehunters make renegade wizards shit their pants

Kek... Sexual dimprhpism of Orcs/Goblins actually makes sense.

>Half orcs are made by death through snusnu.

Why do japs have to turn everything into some fucking kink

The fact that you find an obvious analogue to Islamic commonlaw kinky really says more about you than Japan.

It'd be fine if they stopped there, but they didn't

not going for
> Dwarf females' beards are so sexy that every non-dwarf is too smitten by them to make an advance
> Only dwarf males who have some self-esteem due to having somewhat passable beards themselves can approach them without dropping pasta from their pockets

The thing I find real dumb in this manga is that they said that dwarves hide their females behind silks and lots of clothes.

A chapter or two later the princess is seen in a battle bikini and half mask fighting and everyone is fine with it.

The worst part is I liked the current arc cos the main character was using his head to avoid getting executed by dwarves by challenging em in a smithing competition and using his knowledge of working in a shitty metal factory. (yes I read the manga, I will accept smiting for my degeneracy.)

Pic to show what I mean.

Again, 2 chapters ago they said they hid their women behind lots of garments to not let people see them.

>expecting anything from an isekai story
You only have yourself to blame

I love the setting, hate the shitty excuses for fanservice.

And I know that most isekai are shite, but many of them have interesting premises just shitty execution.

Nips have no self control

underrated kek

>shitty execution.
Yes, most of the time the problem is that it's an isekai. It could be a regular fantasy story about some dude, but the japanese, as pointed out, JUST have to masturbate to glorious nipponese educating/dominating the savages

I think it's because ecchi can be sold through mainstream channels whereas porn cannot. This is why you often see porn artists switching to ecchi. Okayado (Monster Musume) did this, the chick behind Ane Naru Mono did this, I think the guy behind Shokugeki no Soma did this, and the guy who does Elf-san wa Yasarenai also did this. Though sometimes (especially in the case of Elf-san) the artstyle clearly betrays the author did porn before.

Even that can be done with some restraint, like how in Risu no Heimu Seikatsu salaryman-kun teaches his queen waifu about Arabic numerals. That's a thing that kind of makes sense and doesn't require NIPPON STRONK wankery.

Or how in Youjo Senki Tanya cheeses her way through the war by applying knowledge of real world history (Napoleon, historical WW1, Vietnam, stealing the entire speech from Full Metal Jacket et cetera).

>Youjo Senki
Well, there goes your opinion right down the garbage chute
If you even remotely think that that isn't some of the most retarded wankery there is, you might want to get your head checked

Specifically, the writers and primary consumers for this genre have no self control (anymore). Isekai has become a byword for fapfiction, which is really sad because Japan used to make great stories about alternate worlds.

Tellingly, the only truly good isekai right now is the one that acknowledges this fundamental flaw.

I'd tell you that you're exaggerating, but then I remembered that "In another world with my smartphone" exists. That show is a textbook example of everything wrong with isekai. I dropped it 3 episodes in because it does everything wrong that you could possible do wrong, while the premise (or rather the title) has the potential to be interesting.

You're not very smart.

Gate would always be the worst offender. We were already at the good shit at the very beginning, but they just had to drag it down the Stygian pit of retarded fanservice.

That's a Dwarf you're fucking. That's bestiality.

That's a weird thing. Why do they need to be named human? They could be Hylian or something.

>half naked tits come to save you from your enemies
I'm sure that their erections are doing the thinking.

>Advanced Alien species looks like humans
>It's because they investigated humans beforehand and created a subspecies for the purpose of communication with humans
>Or the Alien abductions are true and the subspecies are descended from Alien kidnapping victims

Didn’t she dress herself offscreen? I doubt anyone was doubt for her. I doubt any Dwarf sized armour fits anyway.

Talking about Isekai... Dungen Nursery could become fun.

It's about an asshole salaryman becoming the dad of a growing gaggle of monster preschoolers. They're all weak ass shit, so he basically starts mugging monsters to get his class a chance to level up.

Because when you have a society that puts productivity above all else, including human reproduction, you get a bunch of lonely people, and many of them only experience any significant interaction with the opposite sex through either professional "lovers" or groping some girl on an overcrowded train. The "gross, problematic misogynist badwrongfun" is merely a symptom of an overworked culture. Germany is highly productive and they work substantially less than the Japanese and Americans because they are efficient with work, friends, family, and fun. If you reduce how much the Japanese are pressured to work and encourage them to go and do something with their lives, I predict that it will result in fiction with less fanservice that is also more tasteful and justified, although there is going to be a lag at first.
But that's just my theory.

Lustful man: animal
Prude man: smart and elegant gentleman
Prude woman: boring and cold
Lustful woman: one guy = approachable and forgiving, multiple guys = filthy slut

Someone should make a thread about what /tg would do if friendly truck-sama sent them to a fantasy world.

Fuck your truck

And then what?

So if you guys got a special ability or artifact for your isekai, what would it be?
Mine might be too overpowered: Immune to Stupidity

Invulnerability. Let’s you get away with a lot and it’s not OP if I’m just bringing me and my noodle arms.

Our children will be Half-truck, Half-people.

You think that's bad? "I Was Reincarnated in a Parallel World as a Hot Spring" exists. It's not a comical one-shot or anything, and by the first chapter's end the main character is no longer a hot spring.

Can he turn back into a hot spring though?

Reminder

This.

It's not just a Japanese thing either. The Asian work ethic is going to collapse under the sheer weight of its own inauthenticity soon enough.

>"gross, problematic misogynist badwrongfun"
That's dumb. The real problem with most japanese media is that once you've seen one of it, you probably have seen it all in that specific genre, especially when it comes to isekai. It's all so bland and formulaic and it almost always being softporn doesn't help, because you might like the premise but have to put up with the fanservice

Have you ever been around muslims? Their dress doesn't really hide their massive ass and hips that well.

So they're Transformers? Will they be Autobots or Decepticons?

‘I died and was sent was sent to a world where trucks transform’

Needs to end in "!?"

>Their dress doesn't really hide their massive ass and hips that well

>very physically attractive
>muslim women
user we need to talk

Both

Depends on how well you raise them.

Talk about what?

>tfw birth rate

>Are Muslims anywhere as THICC?
Yes. This is just a deep seated fetish for concealed muslim women covered up as being fantasy 'dwarf' women that are totally not short like dwarfs, not having a beard like dwarfs, and looking like a bronze skinned Amazon instead of a dwarf.

You're attracted to brown girls user. Just call it that

>that are totally not short like dwarfs, not having a beard like dwarfs, and looking like a bronze skinned Amazon instead of a dwarf
But user, she’s as tall as a Japanese man, her beard is located under her panties and her body isn’t muscular enough to be an Amazon.

>spreading pro-islam propaganda

It does hide all the brown cottage cheese that makes up that ass though.

Well, I would have though the earlier near-rape of the elf waifu would have grabbed /teeg/'s attention, but seems it is the MC chickening out of some dwarf pussy instead.

On another note, I suppose isekai is popular amongst authors at least part because the MC can share the reader's total ignorance. That way, the author can do monologue infodumps as the lazy way to avoid "show don't tell" principle. That is to say, isekai is the path of least resistance.

That is a fucking spot on map of australia. I don't think I've ever seen one even vaguely as accurate. Also kek at NZ

>Lizardpeople don’t actually have mammalian features
>It’s just that local amazons and hunters enjoy covering themselves with lizard skins so much that outsiders mistaken them for lizard females

>posted the same pic in another thread without even knowing this thread existed
The power of muslim dwarf waifus.