Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1834: Guilty Crown Edition

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Which jump offers the most variety of powers? MHA maybe?

Next time, give it a few hours.

Like four, or so.

If not its certainly up there

That exchange last thread gives me an idea for a question:

Jumpers! How often do you use lines and speeches from other works of fiction while in jumps? Like the "Die monster!" speech, for example.

Jumpers!

What's the most useless skill you've honed to mastery?
Are you the greatest marbles player to ever walk the earth?
Or maybe you're the best at balancing glasses on your head.

I can't count how many times I've used "You exist because I allowed it, you will end because I demand it"

not quite that but I recall having "Oh Death" echo off the walls on at least one occasion to intimidate

Reminder that KOTOR hates the Medaka box jump too

PS238 is probably the best for sheer variety. You could get virtually any superpower there.
I like to use Superman's World of Cardboard speech.
It's a good way to let my enemies know I'm tired of fucking around.
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>Someone actually Nazara'd some motherfuckers.

Wadanohara builds?

This is true, I am also putting all my jumps up for replacement because I hate Val so much.

So how many killed the loli after she got raped several times by the shark.

I mean, since we have a whole lot of purityfags here I'm assuming that's 90% of what happened for their jumps.

you didn't even type the name right you sack of shit

Man, that Guilty Crown jump though. Is Digger still around? I want to ask him some questions about it.

You don't need to be a purityfag to hate and want to kill rapists.

>Nazara'd some motherfuckers.
Its the best line. Its like a classy and arrogant version of resistance is futile.

reread what i posted

Nazara has some pretty great lines if you're going the eldritch route.

I'm pretty sure user meant how many murderered Wadanohara after Sal raped her.

Now I see.

Digger, can I use belt combination options to combine the Gamer Driver from Part 3 and the Gamer Driver from Part 4, to get one capable of holding four Gashats at once?

Don't be like this
only villains do that

she's soiled. polluted. despoiled.

best to put her out her misery.

Redpill me on the history of the thread and all the drama, I'm gone for 2 days and I come back to... Something, I don't even know what the fuck it is.

I have actually used this one more than once:
One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate... and thus defy the tyrannous stars.

I also tend to quote Star Wars and the Matrix.

But you start weeks before Sal assaults her. Even from that warped mindset, she's still pure when you get there, and you can stop the rape from ever even happening.

MOTHERFUCKER I WILL FIGHT YOU

Shitposting happened. Lots and lots of shitposting. Eventually, we may recreate shakespears complete works via jumps.

So, if we take the perk in Waltraute that makes you hueg as a Human, how big are we exactly? I have a hard time imagining how length translates into height. Also, is there anything better then Life Giant plus Midgard Jumper?

>Not using time travel to fix all problems
Are you some kind of peasant?

Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea
Origin: Sea Creature

Perks
‘Cause Everyone Likes to Party
Adorable Giant Lobster
Barely Survived the Poison (200cp)
The Witch’s Caretaker (200cp)
Lover’s Reunited (300cp)
Protective Papa (400cp)

Gear
Infinite Supply of Star Fruit Alcohol
Personal Island (200cp)
Ocean Village (200cp)

Companions
Import x8 (300cp)

Drawbacks
No Human Form (+100cp)
It’s Already Happened (+300cp)
The Scorn of a Witch (+400cp)


Haven't decided on Companion builds yet.

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Which Medaka version will you take? Or are you a devious user and take both?

"They are deviants. Let them rot in Spellhold."

>Life Giant
How isn't this the capstone and Midgard Jumper the 400 CP perk?

...actually, wait a second. Where is the Wadanohara jump? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

I'm only 76 percent certain this is the latest.

Imaged Folder?

>Put your jumps on replacement
>Run away when not one, but two anons decide to replace your jump
heh

That response makes me assume you don't want to talk about it, I'm really not trying to bring up old shit, but I'm just very confused by the situation. You're allowed to make jumps of settings that have already been done now?

Jump 57 was Harry Potter.
Jump 100 is Light of Terra Part 1.
Throw me at least 20 jumps.
I reserve the right to go "Pass."

Yes. Instead of replacing them, you're allowed to make jumps wholesale and have them sit next to each other to give "choice."

Hail glorious leader Valeria.

Digger posted a Guilty Crown jump, it took up a 1000 posts. If anyone says something else happened, they're lying.

Angel Notes.
Fate/Extra.
Fate/Stay Night.
Fate/Zero.
Fate/Grand Order.
Fate... uh.
Tsukihime.

Fake dude said it was fine to make an update. real dude revealed himself. real dude said the update could go up alongside the original. shitposting happened.

Overwatch

>Hail
If she goes to the trouble of making all these Nazi jumps, you can at least say it properly.

Pass.
Pass.
Sure.
Sure.
Pass.
Pass.
Pass.

Already jumped it, but I woulda taken it.

Thanks.

Nope, just checked there. Even reloaded just in case the drive was being weird again. It's not there.

Stranger Things.
NiGHTS Into Dreams.
Wadanohara (since user kindly posted it).
Generic Universal Monsters.

Because it isn't as good? I mean, Life Giant is pretty strong on its own as a minion making perk, probably one of the best in the chain, but it all depends on how big you are, and Midgard Jumper is what makes you big.

Has Brutus said anything?

Naruto
Mob Psycho 100
Star Trek TNG/DS9

American McGee's Alice
Assassin's Creed
Call of Duty - Infinite Warfare
Paper Mario
Digimon Tamers
Yu Yu Hakusho
Who Framed Roger Rabbit

How do I cuddle the Jump-Chan?

Sure to all except Stranger Things, as I couldn't stand what little of that show I watched.

Pass, fitting that in 150-ish slot.
Sure, though I hate the way the jump is formatted.
Sure.

Sure.
Done it.
Done it.
Sure.
Eh, if there aren't any other suggestions why not.
Pass.
Sure.

Honestly I'll probably keep using the old one not because I have a preference, but because I never updated my build and this means I don't have to.

Forgotten Realms
Persona 5
Tenchi Muyo! Slice of Life
Tenchi Muyo! Space Opera
Anarchy Reigns
Gurren Lagann
Fallout New Vegas
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Umineko - Rokkenjima Murders

Sure on all except Tenchi Muyo Part Dos, Gurren Lagann, and Umineko.

Fuck Umineko.

Jumpers, who is your chain waifu?

Since turn about is fair play, I need a gauntlet. Pick me one, will you? Any of them can be picked, although I used Light of Terra as a Gauntlet last time..

Darkest Dungeons

Clustertruck?

Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor!

So far? R63 Schoolgirl Alucard, using the Hellsing Abridged personality. Its even funnier because I have Father Anderson Abridged too, and they're so yandere.

>Sure to all except Stranger Things, as I couldn't stand what little of that show I watched.
One wonders how a single lifeform could have such shit taste.

In my current chain, pic related. It took a while for our relationship to start, but it's been great since then. I remember Frisk and NiGHTS used to tease us all the time, calling us lovebirds and all that. Though recently, we've had the chance to turn that back on them, much to their embarrassment. Seeing them go from confident and teasing to blushing and stuttering is hilarious.

Nah, we start before she's raped so I just murdered Sal and told her about what was going to happen and what we were going to do.

If the jump didn't start me before the rape-induced amnesia, I still wouldn't kill her, I'd just detect if the shark semen left any corruption or chimerism, purify/kill it, then tell her that she had to leave the kingdom to go to witch land.

CHACHA
I summoned her as a servant in the Fate/Zero jump, where everything went to shit and she was killed by Lancer in my duel with Kayneth who I killed not too long after. Then I would meet her again many jumps after in one of the Fate/GO events and take her with me in the chain.

Who is your most controversial waifu?

Define "controversial"

Robo Alter Mebd Bride

>controversial

...you're going to have to be a little more specific.

Is starting a Blacklight outbreak in the hopes something special comes out of it for us to eat and enhance our powers a good strategy for improving Prototype powers post jump?

The first phrase that came into my mind was Loli Mebd

Eh, it's alright. Using genetic engineering or one of those passive evolution powers seems like it'd be more effective, although I guess a plan that takes 0 CP is more efficient.

What? No. Hell no. Both times something came out that surpassed every other Prototype, it was by intelligent design.

This worries me, what do you think it's controversial?

Man, if I knew would I be asking? I just happen to have a lot of waifus that have tried to destroy the world for various reasons, have mentalities beyond the ken of mortal men or are just really, really horny.

People still think that Valeria made the fake dude stuff up. What is more likely? Valeria fabricated a story so she could make a jump of an extremely OP setting or That some random due decided to fake being Tovram (using apparently semi-private info from years ago) and give Valeria permission because of *reasons*. What possible motivation could fake Tovram have? Whether they hate or love Valeria they wouldn't give her permission for the jump because the lovers aren't going to lie and the haters aren't going to help her.

Waifus that are disliked/you would be criticized for.

Loli Mebd would be such a slut that even Kuro would call her one.

Oh, that's obvious. Last time police-girl got mentioned there was a good 25-ish shitshow where the guy was being asked to go kill himself.

25-ish post shitshow*

grew up with english, you'd think I could type it right.

That was the shitposter attacking oaa

I dunno then, Kiara maybe?

Wasn't Heller a fluke?

Bruh. There were five different IPs involved.

I know it's cool to blame everything on Le Shitposter, but seriously. The joke's old.

But it could still result in some decent food and someone might decide to study it in a way that produces yet more good food.

Braixen.

Man, I just realized how fucking weird Fate is for being unafraid of having all of its waifus be raging sluts for whoever the main character of the story at hand is. That shit isn't common in Japanese properties.

I personally attribute it to Fate's roots as a porn game. It may have bleached out the hardcore bits once it found mass appeal, but all the pervy shit is still right there.

He had good genes or something that made him naturally resistant to the virus, and then Mercer-virus came along to custom sculpt him into being a Prototype. It's implied he was purposefully trying to make something stronger than himself since at the end of the game he looks pretty chill about Heller surpassing him.

Or you could just takeaway a Domino's since that would give you the approximate same quality of service, delivery time and hygiene.

I've always attributed it to the whole premise being based around mythological heroes. Even with Grand Order's attempts to whitewash LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING into having done LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG, you're still dealing with a shitton of legends with archaic values.

I mean, Tiamat spent most of her bossfight trying to drown you in menstrual fluid.

Jump #426: Watchmen
>Wheel of Fortune: The path of destiny. Karma on a grand scale.
>Location: New York
>Identity: Drop-In
>Small World (Free, Drop-In)
Never hurts to be able to get the world on the street, I suppose.
>Who Watches The Watchmen? (900, Drop-In)
Why... I do. They're more boring than you think.
>Doomsday Clock (700, Drop-In)
I'm adding this to the other two or three perks I've got that perform similar functions. I may not actively scry for the future much these days, but it helps to avoid being taken by surprise.
>Retirement (600)
It never hurts to be able to change roles during a jump, let alone hanging up a costume.
>Untraceable (400)
Something something thirty-five minutes ago? Just as keikaku?
>Surface Of The Sun (0)
Honestly I just got this to cover my bases in a single perk - I've already got the ability to survive space and stand on the surface of the sun. Except the sun doesn't have a surface and Dr. Manhattan sounds like an idiot when he tries to use hyperbole.

One might wonder, why would you go here and get perks that you already have a couple of times over, Crux? Because this jump is an experiment. What is this jump an experiment in, you might wonder? Common sense!

I have the ability to lend perks to people. I have so many common sense perks.

Common sense goes to Rorschach. Common sense goes to Dr. Manhattan. Common sense goes to Nixon, for that matter, among other politicians. And then I abduct Adrian Veidt and sit back to watch the fireworks with him in tow, while we talk shop about society, technology, and ways to fix things that do NOT involve giant alien squid teleporting into New York and mindfucking everyone.

What does Consume+ do in Prototype? It just looks like a description of how Prototypes grow.

Okay, well, I obliviate the people Veidt was going to kill and send them home instead, thinking the supposed movie project fell through. And I tell Veidt exactly how things were going to end: a disappearance for him, the truth inevitably coming out, everything coming to a head with a nuclear war unless some sort of outside influence happens. And then I smack him upside his head and point out that intelligence is definitely not wisdom.

Rorschach keeps on doing what he's doing, because he may have common sense, but that doesn't cut through all the self-justification he does in order to keep on the path that he's on. He becomes peripherially aware that he's been lying to himself for years, in certain respects, but it changes nothing in the end.

Nixon and politicians ... well, they become a little more receptive to the desires to dial things back, but they're locked on a collision course and there's very little that can be done to stop it.

Dr. Manhattan remains convinced that he's stuck on rails, rather than free will being a factor, right up to the point that things start failing to line up. No Ozymandius where he's expected. He froze... and then realized he was free. Either way, everyone got to Antarctica, found a post-it note that read 'apocalypse cancelled due to lack of interest' in unfamiliar handwriting, and ended up catching a ride back to civilization thanks to Manhattan, before he fucked off to space. Or to the DC universe, or wherever he went.

So basically... almost nothing changed, aside from very minor details, without my direct interference. Which rather pisses me off. Plenty of experimental data, but completely failed. Apparently it takes more than common sense to fix what's wrong with the world.

So I tied my unified magic system into the local laws of physics, founded a cult, and took over the world to make sure the moronic politicians wouldn't nuke each other to death in their rampant stupidity.

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Did that ever get on the drive?

Probably not, but neither did the Highlander jumps and I went there, so.

>Waifuing a boddhisthotva

Nah senpai, fat witchy fox thighs. What's controversial there?