Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1836: True Love Edition

Well I'm pretty sure Mardukth said you can make the Warform look like any combination of your alt-forms, so I don't really mind that. The whole point is that I want less alt forms to deal with, not more.

>But there is a perk in Minish Cap to do the same, so you can still fix up your SAO build
This one I'm pretty sure is sharply limited to being a super mode due to a high energy cost.

Probably not, I think the dude that made it is long gone? That guy is just shitposting. Val is a really productive Jumpmaker, so people often shitpost by suggesting that she can simply replace the Jumps of others.

If you are AT ALL interested in making a Halo Jump for some of the newer stuff, you can probably go a head and make one. Just pick a specific time or setting within the greater Halo Universe to focus on.

Maybe? None of the makers have made overtures but I don't think they'd be against it on principle. Matter of interest on their part, I guess.

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what jumps give Gaia or planets as companions

I go to Fire Emblem Fates, I'm the son of this awesome ninja lady I share a birthday with and this douchebag butler guy who is brutally honest, I like them both a lot. Anyways, because of that position I've got this brother called Dwyer. He looks like the dark brooding type but mostly he's just a lazy super butler whose really good at brewing coffee and slapping people around. I didn't take my parents from this Jump, but I did bring him along since he's pretty cool.

Come a few Jumps later, he's well versed in Dark Souls Miracles, sorta, and I pick up a new companion named Karla in DS3. She's a witch and maybe a Manus shard? Whatever the case may be she's as dark and broody looking as him and snarky. Now it may be because she hates miracles of the gods, or he got crotchety from her teasing since he can get snippy without a nap but they didn't like each other at first. Cool, I didn't really have the time to hash out team dynamics as much since the world was full of phantoms, long as they weren't literally fighting I'd let them bitch at each other all they want.

One day though I see them chatting away in a hesitantly cordial manner. Dwyer inherited his mother's artistic talent (which causes completely normal scenery they see to end up translated into gruesome depictions of horror on paper by accident) and was brooding apparently, only for her to compliment the pretty sunset. So apparently her "woe and misery and darkness" outlook on life helps her see the beauty in his art and he was touched. Then they got attacked by ghosts and the moment was lost.

From there on I swore I was gonna hook the two of them up somehow. Currently in a vacation world and they've been paired off as a team, and I'm hoping for more developments to follow now that spooky ghost invaders aren't there to ruin things.

Anyone else noticed that she's a no-show today?

I asked one of the jump makers that once, the answer was maybe but if so not for a long time.

Hello pledditor. how are you doing?

She's just busy making jumps.

Gasp, someone didn't come on instantly? How dare they, we should dock her pay.

Maybe the shitposter banned her again.

Nah the union will pitch a fit if you do that.

So, what jumps can I take in order to become a shapeshifter on a magnitude of The Thing without losing my sense of self?

>Nah the union will pitch a fit if you do that.
We've gone back to legbreakers.

Lovecraft.

What about limit breakers?

Doubt it, NuBee would have said something. She's just probably laughing at the results of the Medaka Box duplicates.

You can't break these legs, union fiend!

Just writing essays and playing FF15. No one's asked anything so had no reason to speak.

Heroes Guild keeps those under wraps, but we're working on acquiring them from the Villain's Pub.

Dude there's a giant pelvis spike right on the hip, they already broke themselves

Did Red cry when you threw her out of the IRC?

Oh christ I see the problem with those pelvis spikes now. Do NOT want.

It took you two threads to see it?

How many series can be improved by adding the Regalia to them

Evo

Yes.

The car? All of them. Especially if it takes on setting unique forms.

Whats your favorite bad end in the fate VN?

You are the dark lord, you have to have better eyesight then that.

I just love the Regalia and all the other cars in FF15, because they're just so understated compared to what you'd expect from a Final Fantasy vehicle. There aren't any superfluous ridges or spikes or anything. It makes it really funny when you go to one of the item sellers operating out of the back of a completely normal truck like you'd expect from our world, and he's got these insane seven foot-long gaudy as fuck swords on offer.

Find me glasses other than swimming glasses that will stay in place without a nose to rest them on!

ayy

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Is this worth an EX Rank? I wasn't happy with how the RM I talked with you some days ago turned out so I rewrote it a bit, but I dunno if doing away with the duality mechanic changes much.

...I also wanted visuals worthy of being called "Day of Wrath" but shhh.

Come on, your Dark Lord healthcare should cover you for contacts instead. They are probably overcharging you too, you should go teach them a lesson.

How do you jumpers treat women in your organisations?

Cars are one of those things that people in real life DO trick the fuck out, though.

Sparks Liner High, easy peasy.

The whole feel and aesthetic of FF15 is pretty great honestly. You've got your crazy magitech items, enemies and architecture in the empire and Insomnia, but most of the rest of the world is just normal. Just country towns you could see in the real world. The contrast between them is what makes it so much fun.

Seems to be the same in the end? I can't really tell the difference.

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I treat them the same as I do all my other minions.

See pic related for how I treat my other minions.

My organization is made of Exalted-type demons, that have no sexual reproduction and come in a variety of exotic shapes, so those of them that are shaped like human women get treated like anyone else because there's not really any genders for anyone to have intrinsic expectations of.

>See pic related for how I treat my other minions.

Boy you sure have big meaty hands

So when are we gonna get that Hinduism jump? Cause I wanna do this.

The better to toss around minions and punch aliens with!

Main difference is that the previous version could have both versions manifest lesser effects in the real world and do the pocket dimension thing. This one can only do the healing/energizing wave and such outside of the RM itself, since manifesting it properly immediately swaps it to the Land of Steel version.

It's relatively minor, but I was just kinda worried it'd be enough of a drop to be A+++ or whatever instead since my Servant build's pretty tight on points.

>Sparks Liner High,
Ah I had forgotten about that one, thought Mind of Steel is still my fav and forest of no return simply because I ended up with it on my first playthrough and didnt expect how it would end up

Same as I treat everyone else working for my causes.
It's a pupil/master relationship.

Betteridge's law of headlines is one name for an adage that states: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

>When will modern science prove that Sanskrit is ... ?
No.
>But that's not-
Further, fuck no, and get the fuck out because you do not know how to science.

Hey Val, can we look forward to a background or perks based on best girl Kaiki?

Meh, who cares about the headline? I'm interested in his explanation, where he mentions how humans could use sound waves and the spoken word to create weapons, transform things into other things, and heal. Any kind of magic involving sound or voice appeals to me strongly.

How do you fellas keep em in line?

Well, if that's what you want:

>The current scientific paradigm has to shift from focusing on matter to spirit. I don’t see that happening until the whole modern culture collapses with unprecedented suffering and misery for the whole world.
>Then there will be a rethinking of priorities, but the science of using sound vibration to empower arrows is lost. It is in the category of Vedic technology and it has to be learnt by guru parampara. It is over and I don’t see it coming back this Kali yuga. Now gross material technology will prevail, but if it is used to further spiritual objectives it can be applied to good effect.
>The required skill and purity to use Vedic mantras to manipulate matter is unlikely to be achieved again due to the nature of Kali yuga and the lack of knowledge of how to achieve proficiency in the art, but the Vedic mantras can still be used to purify the consciousness and achieve success in life by developing love for God with or without technology either Vedic or modern.
>In the final analysis that’s more important than invoking astras or causing objects to appear from the atmosphere.

In other words, it's bullshit because it's making assumptions that have no place in scientific theory to start with, and the only responses you get from bullshit is more bullshit. Garbage in, garbage out.

It looks like it is a Quora question written by someone on drugs and not a head line.

The Creation-Ruling Mandate, mostly.

I'm an excellent teacher. My students become something more than mortal the moment I begin the first lesson.

The idiot in the image is talking about stuff from Hindu myth, hence why I asked for a Hinduism jump. I'm not talking about the real world.

Coolio

The same way I keep my other minions in line.

Terror, respect, promises of rewards of wealth, power, and glory for success, and promises of punishment and painful death for failure or betrayal, respectively.

I know, I know. Nothing against you, dude, I'm just boggling at Indians getting high and asking questions based on myth.

Wait, does that mean that I can do physics in the Jack T Chick Tract jump and prove that the universe is there because God said "fiat lux"?

thank you

Just fire up the chronoscope and point it as far back in history as it can go.

Oh, I see. I don't talk much to Indians that aren't working a call center, so I wouldn't know how they normally prattle on. My own limited knowledge leads me to believe that they act mainly like fundamentalist Christians.

God would probably smite you desu.

Where should I Import the Outsider? I want to bring him places where he can make the most of his skills with eldritch magic and thinking and stuff, but I also don't want to remind him of all the time he spent imprisoned.

Its good when you can use the carrot as the stick

Mm, don't think it'd be enough to drop it from EX. It's definitely a drop but probably not big enough to count.

Well, him and the other specialists (Meme, Yodzuru, Gaen etc) have their own background, so there's definitely perks for Kaiki

But I'm scientifically proving God, which means global revival because there's evidence, doesn't he want to save everyone? Even the athiests and Catholics?

One cannot look upon the glory of god.

>where he mentions how humans could use sound waves and the spoken word to create weapons, transform things into other things, and heal
That's not how sound works, buddo.

Sure, but I'm just proving that he's there. I'm not actually LOOKING at him. (also pretty sure he's gonna go 'what. >.

Furtive Creature – 100cp, Goblin
Sometimes all I require of my subjects is that their work be done discreetly. Your scampering feet are light a cross the ground, and to any mere human, you are stealthier than a mouse, capable of purloining whatever your master desires.

Unwanted Child – 200cp, Goblin
You are a child thrown away by the people who should have loved you the most, your own family, and such an awful beginning to your life has given others a rather low expectation of your behaviour. Chase a chicken through your king’s throne room, or pee in a public fountain – so long as nobody is harmed or takes too much offense, they’ll grudgingly write off your crude behaviour as part of your troubled upbringing. You may also choose to start future jumps as an orphan, bereft of both care and supervision, unless doing so would conflict with your background.

Goblin Doors – 400cp, Goblin
You’ve got the most peculiar ability to open up passages in unlikely places. Below tiles, beneath rugs, behind walls, between curtains, you can find passages from one place to another to tread swiftly and unseen as you go about your business. Now, there’s not a door in literally every place, but there are a lot more than you’d expect on the face of the earth.
You may even open paths from one world to another – such as from the human world to the world of the Labyrinth – though you are limited to travel between local worlds pre-Spark.

Heart’s Desire – 600cp, Goblin
Our own hearts are our greatest weakness, and but of these abilities leverage it. First of all, you can tell what a person holds most dear to them, whether an ideal, person, belief, or possession, and secondly produce illusions of those things layered over reality.
You might cause a bundle of sticks to appear as a long-lost teddy bear, a hovel of trash to appear as their home, a doll to be their lost love. Such illusions have powerful hold on the one they are created from, causing them to push their other thoughts aside.
Be careful, though, for the strong of will may see past these tricks, and young humans are ever fickle creatures whose whims might shift without warning.

Is there anything I can post that won't trigger at least one person in this thread?

Try it shitlord, I dare you.

1. Go to Act Raiser and get the ritual that lets you summon healing rain.
2. Get a make magic permanent perk.
3. Go to Chick Tracts.
4. Make permanent healing rain fall near the Vatican.
5. ???
6. Profit

Can't do that, those dirty Catholics, mang. Jack Chick hates Catholics.

Mr Rogers was a good guy.

>and both of these abilities

It'd get rid of the Catholics at least, they'd die as they are satan.

Oh, good point.

Nechronica.

How do goblins feel about fire?

Ghost in the Shell. He'd be a total out of context problem and he'd doubtlessly get a kick out of all the new sights.

well satan, like most people they dislike being set on fire, but they probably love setting things on fire.

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Excellent.

Whats this from/for?

Ostensibly the ratio of males to females in my goat army is about 50/50, but honestly I can't really tell them apart.

Anyway, I treat them about the same, which is to say that I don't care 99% of the time, and then sometimes if someone is really hot and they're, like, tactically useless, they'll get reassigned as "Overlord's Eyecandy", which is where they no longer have real responsibilities but also I make them dress up as whatever I feel like making them dress up as that day.
Usually they're embarrassed, but every so often I run across someone who's REALLY into it.

Man, those guys from Cho Aniki can really rock some bunny suits. And it doesn't even slow them down. I'm pretty sure they're just immune to embarrassment.
"Boss Underlings" is seriously one of the best damn perks.
The fact that they're almost universally just, like... SUPER gay almost makes it better. Try throwing THAT at a shonen hero next time they bother you! You think they're prepared for that shit? The answer is no, nobody is ever prepared for that.
I still remember Naruto's screams.

Labyrinth

Oh, Neat. I should have paid more attention to the text, looking at it again. sorry 'bout that.

Don't have an organization, I'm allergic to paperwork.