Cathartic Magic Cards V

Previous threads:
archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/55693368
archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/55735273
archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/55908619
archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/56018925

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I guess since I don't need extra cards anyway I might as well put my hand in the bag.

A card with morphine!
Love the deadpan flavor text. It's just like "oh, so that's what happened"

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Yours. 4U.

Yours, for you.

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The flavor text makes way too much sense with the art.

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Fucking metal

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kek

>hugging power
Whew.

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I lost.

>prepare your God for a cemetery war

I'm disappointed with this one, but I've spent too much effort to not show it off.

Don't make this weird, persians.

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>Occultism

this is not the fifth thread, it's at least the eighth
enough

you could say the same about any of the current generals up right now

Best threads on Veeky Forums for years.

Thenk

Calm down L-Wizard, I'm on my break

>waka waka

Phyrexians = Jews?

Oh shiiit

Fuck off m8. We get much worse "boob plate", "adventure guide", "tiefling and dragonborn hate" thread like every fucking day

>The Game
Fuck, I lost it

So this is about magic cards with all the text replaced with word salad?
Well, it's no worse than any of the other threads this board vomits out.