Your party is travelling through a dark and dense forest

>Your party is travelling through a dark and dense forest
>Suddenly, you spot a little purple light shining at you from between the trees
>It moves closer until you can make out a strange little white creature, smiling at you
>It seems to be beckoning for you to follow it

What do you do?

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I throw a dusk ball

A fully trained Chandelure makes for a mean bitch

I beckon for it to follow me.

Two can play at this game you little shit.

Follow it until it inevitably transforms the girls in the party into its perfect mates.

Why just the girls?

Because the end goal is to procreate, here. Gotta have wombs to fill.

>He can't impregnate his boyfriend's butt
Wow I'm legitimately sorry to hear that

So sad these days
I blame florides in the water, god damn commies

Damn Flourides, taking our candle-impregnating jobs...

>While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the life force of any who follow it.

Wow, what a dick

Ghost, dark, fairy and psychic pokemons get weird and creepy

That's why you contain them in pokeballs and force them to fight

If you are magically turning people into breedable monstergirls, I dont see how the starting gender of the victim is supposed to matter here. If polymorphing is happening anyway, whether you started off with a uterus doesnt have much bearing on whether you end up with one.

I don’t blame /vp/ for spilling over into Veeky Forums. /vp/ is unironically the most hateful board

Also, I’d probably see if it’s friendly and make a pet out of it. Or stomp it with my Half-Orc boot.

Wait, that thing has a missile attack?

capture it, care for it, and let it sit on my head like an adorable mining hat

The fuckers in pic related *literally* sink cruise ships and kill everyone on them in order to feast on their lifeforce. Ghost-Types are fucking terrifying.

Let alone the junji ito ones.

And then thre's this shithead. It seems that no matter their own origins throughout the world, Ghost-Types will always be the most straight-up evil amongst the Pokemon types.

>Eventually turns into a big fucking chandelier that consumes people's souls

Jeez

>Duskull is literally Pokemon-boogeyman
>Dusclops is a ghost black hole
>Dusknoir is essentially the Grim Reaper.

I mean it doesn't actually kill you it just takes a bit of your lifeforce.
I think that's essentially what bioelectricity will do with self fueling wearables.
It takes a bit of the heat of your skin and runs the electronics in the wearables.

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aip.scitation.org/doi/abs/10.1063/1.3255465?journalCode=rse


Except this thing is cute and sentient too, so it's a pretty great thing. Perfect wearable.

Why would you want any other Pokémon for companionship when gardevoir exists.

gardevoir looks too feminine.
i like twinks not femboys or.... giiirls.

You realize that gardevoir can be male too right?

It’s Mega Form does. Only Pokemon with Plant/Dragon type too

still looks too feminine

>I mean it doesn't actually kill you it just takes a bit of your lifeforce.
Nah man, that's what it wants to you think. It wants all that life juice

Enjoy some degeneracy

Some of them just look like they have spikes rammed through their chest.

That depends on whether or not we know where we're going. If we do know, ignore it. If we don't, there are a lot of things to take into account.

/vp/ is full of pedos, furries, and fartfags, or at least a few loud no-lifes.

They probably just eat Pokemon. Why kill the human homeowner if he or she ends up attracting pests for the Chandelure to eat up?

A challenger appears.

>Sandyghast has possessed people turn it into a Sand Castle just to life drain them, and bury their bones underneath.

>Grave robbers who mistake them for real coffins and get too close end up trapped inside their bodies.
Fuck ghost pokemon, they all up to some shit

What if they enjoy the taste of human souls?

>quads
Oh yes.

Is someone on the pokemon team bitter that they don't get to work on horror games?

Gen V had the best ghost types.

Well I mean, they're ghost types. Death is kinda in the description.

I throw a pokeball at it, then realize that was just a toy ball, I don't have any pokeballs. While it's distracted by the ball, I run up to it then kick it till it's down. I didn't plan this far ahead, what do I do now?

I respectully bow and ask it its name.

I cast Sending and contact the local exorcists.

>Gen V had the best pokemon
FTFY

its cute but I aint following, hes goin straight in a lantern